darin3 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? Egg Shen: Yeah. Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it? Egg Shen: Yeah! Jack Burton: Good! Thought so. So many good lines in that movie. Another quote-rich film: Fletch. How 'bout: Stanwyck: Do you own a pair of rubber gloves? Fletch: I rent 'em. Got a lease with an option to buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I ain't got time to bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 So many in Snatch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 "I'll tell you the worst thing about losing a foot..." - Kicking and Screaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 From Stripes.... "Any of you homos touch me.... and I'll kill ya" followed by "Lighten up Francis". And then... "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?" "Convicted? No, never convicted." And when teaching english... sonofbitch. sheet. (spoken in a mexican accent). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I hired you people to get a little track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! -Taggart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I hired you people to get a little track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! -Taggart Another one with too many. . . Lili: Would you care for another Schnitzengruben? Bart: Baby, please! 15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Excuse me while I whip this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I hired you people to get a little track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! -Taggart "All right! I'm through being Mr. Goodbar All of my plans have backfired. Instead of the people leaving, they're staying in droves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 "Get the honey, Junior." Fatso "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." The Godfather (way to go Sav) "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" The Outlaw Josey Wales "You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider. And that goes for you too." It's a Wonderful Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Did somebody call for a cable repairman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 The sheriff is a NI**BOOOOOOONG**!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) Strawberry Alice: You just kicked the sh@t out of an innocent man. Little Bill Daggett: Innocent? Innocent of what? Edited September 3, 2008 by satelliteoflovegm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up. Look up the word "idiot" in the dictionary and you know what you'll find? My picture? No, the definition of the word idiot which is what you are! 220...221, whatever it takes Stay away from the cans! C'mon guys, it's all ball-bearings these days! Nice hat, you get a free bowl of soup with it? Whoa, looks good on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Another Clint line, just not sure from which movie: "Are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 The best, hands down: Do you enjoy pain? Pain don't hurt. Lock the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsmayes Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Listen! Do you smell something? It's subtle gags like this that today's comedies lack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Knight jumps queen! Pawn jumps queen! Let's ALL jump the queen! GANG BAAAAANG!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Raising Arizona Psychologist: what do you mean you feel trapped? Large Black Man: huh? Psych: what do you mean by you feel trapped in a woman's body? LBM: well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 after spitting on salesman's jacket "Does it get out tobacco juice?" Clint Eastwood, Outlaw Josey Whales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Raising ArizonaPsychologist: what do you mean you feel trapped? Large Black Man: huh? Psych: what do you mean by you feel trapped in a woman's body? LBM: well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. Another from this movie: Do you have any balloons that blow up into funny shapes? Not unless circular's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds. Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry... Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... Wyatt Earp: [Tyler reaches for his gun] Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens... Johnny Tyler: [pauses, scared] M-mister, I'm gettin' tired of your... Wyatt Earp: [slaps Tyler across the face, unafraid] I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work! Wyatt Earp: [slaps him harder, now completely steely-eyed] I said throw down, boy! Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear. Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? Doc Holliday: maybe poker's not your game Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moneyshot Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Good Will Hunting... something like this... Damon: "...yeah, my old man just threw them on the kitchen table. Belt, stick, wrench, and made me choose..." Williams: "Um, ya, ouch...have to go with the belt there" Damon: "Nah, I always chose the wrench" Williams: " ?..why? Damon: " Cuz f_ck him, that's why." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 (edited) Good Will Hunting... something like this... Damon: "...yeah, my old man just threw them on the kitchen table. Belt, stick, wrench, and made me choose..." Williams: "Um, ya, ouch...have to go with the belt there" Damon: "Nah, I always chose the wrench" Williams: " ?..why? Damon: " Cuz f_ck him, that's why." I always prefered these: Will: Do you like apples? Preppy ass from Harvard: Huh? Will: I said, do you like apples? Preppy ass from Harvard: Yeah. Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? Billy: You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car. and the best one (can't remember ben affleck's character) Let's go to Hahvad and f_ck up some smaht kids. Edited September 4, 2008 by Bring Back Pat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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