JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Two words...... Porno Movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I hate it, but in truth if I am serious about trying to get some, the ONLY sure fire tactic is to clean up around the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Helicopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Helicopter The flying machine or Kama Sutra move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 We watch the homemade porno that ACEO and his wife put out to market 3 years ago. I like to think of it as both sexy and educational. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 stepping into the shower and offering free back washes =100% guaranteed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 (edited) I don't prime mine at all.If I'm tentative ,or just make casual moves she sometimes responds,sometimes not.On the other hand,if I do the cave man approach and just pick her up throw her over my shoulder and carry her into the bedroom,she's giggling all the way and ready to go. Edited October 19, 2008 by Sox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Carry on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Step 1: Cut a hole in the box . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 We watch the homemade porno that ACEO and his wife put out to market 3 years ago. Red Pawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Red Prawn Fixed for ACEO's size... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Fixed for ACEO's size... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 My porno was called "The Red Schwanz of Courage". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Whatever you do, don't tell her her new haircut looks like sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 My husband vacuums all the time-he's gotta clean the bathrooms and clean up dog poopy for sex Who needs sex if you have a vacuum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 My husband vacuums all the time-he's gotta clean the bathrooms and clean up dog poopy for sex Who needs sex if you have a vacuum? Or a dog and a jar of peanut butter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Seriously - ask her. Tell her you want to rendezvous later and give her a loving kiss. Sometimes we make it way too difficult - they like sex too - they just want to feel emotionally close before hand. Leave a nice note on her car - especially at work so she knows you went out of your way Send dirty texts or pics Knock out a household chore she abhors Give her a sincere and unique compliment Buy a new toy and leave it someplace she'll find it that day Take the kids out to dinner and insist she stays home and take a bath Send her flowers - at work if possible The ol' wood in the buttcrack works pretty well too Write her a poem - even if it is silly Kiss her softly and passionately (enough she knows it's not an everyday kiss) around dinner time and give her the look, a smile and a soft touch several times before bed - this works extremely well It really boils down to working to stay emotionally close all the time. That takes a lot of work, but it's worth it all the way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 You people are so f'n complicated when chloroform is only $3.99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Seriously - ask her. Tell her you want to rendezvous later and give her a loving kiss. Sometimes we make it way too difficult - they like sex too - they just want to feel emotionally close before hand. Leave a nice note on her car - especially at work so she knows you went out of your way Send dirty texts or pics Knock out a household chore she abhors Give her a sincere and unique compliment Buy a new toy and leave it someplace she'll find it that day Take the kids out to dinner and insist she stays home and take a bath Send her flowers - at work if possible The ol' wood in the buttcrack works pretty well too Write her a poem - even if it is silly Kiss her softly and passionately (enough she knows it's not an everyday kiss) around dinner time and give her the look, a smile and a soft touch several times before bed - this works extremely well It really boils down to working to stay emotionally close all the time. That takes a lot of work, but it's worth it all the way around. Sure anyone can copy and paste from Cosmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Name that Tune Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 " my girl likes to party all the time , party all the time " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Seriously - ask her. Tell her you want to rendezvous later and give her a loving kiss. Sometimes we make it way too difficult - they like sex too - they just want to feel emotionally close before hand. Leave a nice note on her car - especially at work so she knows you went out of your way Send dirty texts or pics Knock out a household chore she abhors Give her a sincere and unique compliment Buy a new toy and leave it someplace she'll find it that day Take the kids out to dinner and insist she stays home and take a bath Send her flowers - at work if possible The ol' wood in the buttcrack works pretty well too Write her a poem - even if it is silly Kiss her softly and passionately (enough she knows it's not an everyday kiss) around dinner time and give her the look, a smile and a soft touch several times before bed - this works extremely well It really boils down to working to stay emotionally close all the time. That takes a lot of work, but it's worth it all the way around. That sounds like an awful lot of effort. Especially when you've got several wives to deal with. Am I right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 That sounds like an awful lot of effort. Especially when you've got several wives to deal with. Am I right?? Man what a horrible list... Palmela is always there for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 That sounds like an awful lot of effort. Especially when you've got several wives to deal with. Am I right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 That sounds like an awful lot of effort. Especially when you've got several wives to deal with. Am I right?? :lmao: I figured he'd just knock on the next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 all you want - I'm not the one whining about not gettin' any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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