dmarc117 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.""You cannot help small men by tearing down big men." "You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong." "You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer." "You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich." "You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred." "You cannot establish security on borrowed money." "You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence." "You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 (edited) "Fool me once, shame on you...won't get fooled again". :windmill: Edited November 4, 2008 by CaP'N GRuNGe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "You can not learn much from over-simplified aphorisms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions including the one who could not spell Tomato" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I think it's time for a banning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 (edited) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover Edited November 4, 2008 by Randall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "You can bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.""You can help small men by tearing down big men." "You can strengthen the weak by weakening the strong." "You can lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer." "You can help the poor man by destroying the rich." "You can further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred." "You can establish security on borrowed money." "You can build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence." "You can help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves." Read it again... take away politics for a second... Does this version sound right to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 (edited) "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot." "Man who drop spice rack in toilet have poopyty thyme" "Man who buy drowned cat, pay for wet my little buddy." "Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders." "Man who takes girl on camping trip have naughty intent." "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew" "Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly." "Girlie who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge." "Crowded elevator smell different to midget." "Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok." "Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl." "Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger" "Man who drop watch in toilet have poopyty time." "Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker." "Man with long March ahead may have broken calendar." "Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it." "Man who live in glass house, change in basement." "Man who stick hand in pocket feel cocky all day." "Man who rides on a boat full of holes has sinking feeling." "Chemists who falls into acid gets absorbed into work." "Man who sees flying saucers has family problems." Edited November 4, 2008 by Duchess Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Read it again... take away politics for a second... Does this version sound right to you? Only since no one has mentioned it, your version is not what Abraham Lincoln said. Just to put a name to the quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Wax on... Wax off.... Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Only since no one has mentioned it, your version is not what Abraham Lincoln said. Just to put a name to the quotes. a common mistake made by many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I look forward to 8 long years of incoherent complaints from you, dtard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I look forward to 8 long years of incoherent complaints from you, dtard. so you agree with my revision of it? seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I look forward to 8 long years of incoherent complaints from you, dtard. Lord knows we've had to put up with 8 years of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "You cannot complain about the government if you're too lazy to vote" - Abrams Linkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "You cannot complain about the government if you're too lazy to vote" - Abrams Linkin Good call... Ironic isn't it.. one of the board's biggest political blowhards didn't vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 "You cannot complain about the government if you're too lazy to vote" - Abrams Linkin wait a second, i thought being lazy was the way to get ahead in amerika. someone can just vote for me, cant they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 wait a second, i thought being lazy was the way to get ahead in amerika. someone can just vote for me, cant they? No , but a cheerleader can wait in line for you and call you when your time is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I look forward to 8 4 long years of incoherent complaints from you, dtard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 "Opinions are like a-holes. Everyone's got one, and they all stink." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 A doughnut without a hole is a danish. Sha na na na na na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 From the sig of a famous huddler: "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 From the sig of a famous huddler: "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Hat Trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Hat Trick I'm famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 drag me down BirdDog...is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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