Ramhock Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 . . . fat, we was at the park, she jumped up . . . & got stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ... gonna get you for abusing his username so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 When she sits around the house, she actually sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ... gonna get you for abusing his username so. ....especially being a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...fat when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...........stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 yo momma so skank, she used Secret and it told on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Waffle Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ......you had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 She's so fat that when she broke her leg gravy came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ...fat when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose. Â This made me laugh because it's the only one i hadn't heard before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 old, powdered milk come out her titty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) When they took her wedding picture, it was an airal shot Edited March 5, 2009 by JoJoTheWebToedBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Waffle Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ......instead of calling an ambulance, thay had to call a dump truck.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Waffle Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ......once had her crack mistaken for the San Adreas Fault........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Waffle Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 .....once had Green Peace get between her and a whaling vessel when out for a swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Waffle Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 .....can be seen from orbit with the naked eye............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 so fat, she has other fat people orbiting her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 ...it takes her two trips to haul ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Your momma's so fat, he blood type's Ragu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 ...it takes her two trips to haul ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Your mama's so fat - when she gets on the weight scale, it reads 'to be continued' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 ... so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's about to back up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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