alexgaddis Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Anyone can come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I gots no more nuts. Darn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cre8tiff Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 It rubs the lotion on it's skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 No Matter What. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I can ride my bike with no handlebars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kid Cid Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 No Matter What. . . Wanna bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chief Dick Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Jabberwocky What is the result of intercourse from Chewbacca and Jabba the Hut, Alex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I can ride my bike with no seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Return of the page turn not if you have the default set to 40 Edited April 1, 2009 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I can ride my bike with no handlebars I can end the planet in a holocaust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I can end the planet in a holocaust. I am a scientist - I seek to understand me All of my impurities and evils yet unknown I am a journalist - I write to you to show you I am an incurable And nothing else behaves like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Sadly, it seems, there can be but one outcome for the wounded wildebeast.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Sadly, it seems, there can be but one outcome for the wounded wildebeast.... Stan is gonna wade in and retrieve the Anaconda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Society, you're a crazy breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Let me summarize the summary. People are the problem. Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin right up your poop chute Best posts in huddle history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 My Yink likes to wink and drink pink ink. One fish two fish Red fish Blue fish. Black fish Blue fish Old fish New fish This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are. Yes. Some are red. And some are blue. Some are old. And some are new. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know. Go ask your dad Some are thin. And some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my! What a lot of funny things go by. Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. We see them come. We see them go. Some are fast. And some are slow. Some are high. And some are low. Not one of them is like another. Don't ask us why. Go ask your mother. Say! Look at his fingers! One, two, three... How many fingers do I see? One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight , nine, ten. He has eleven! Eleven! This is something new. I wish I had eleven, too! Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you like to go Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump Who am I? My name is Ned. I do not like my little bed. This is no good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in, Oh, dear! My head sticks out of bed up here! We like our bike. It is made for three. Our Mike sits up in back, you see. We like our Mike and this is why: Mike does all the work when the hills get high. Hello there, Ned. How do you do? Tell me, tell me What is new? How are things in your little bed? What is new? Please tell me, Ned. I do not like this bed at all. A lot of things have come to call. A cow, a dog, cat, a mouse. Oh! What a bed! Oh! What a house! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I can not hear. Will you please come over near? Will you please look in my ear? There must be something there, I fear. Say, look! A bird was in your ear. But he is out. So have no fear. Again your ear can hear, my dear. My hat is old. My teeth are gold. I have a bird I like to hold. My shoe is off. My foot is cold. My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I liked to hold. My hat is old. My teeth are gold. And now my story is all told. We took a look. We saw a Nook. On his head he had a hook. On his hook he had a book. On his book was "How to Cook." We saw him sit and try to cook. He took a look at the book on the hook. But a Nook can't read, so a Nook can't cook. SO... what good to a Nook is hook cook book? The moon was out and we saw some sheep. We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep. By the light of the moon by the light of a star, they walked all night from near to far. I would never walk. I would take a car. I do not like this one so well. All he does is yell, yell, yell. I will not have this one about. When he comes in I put him out. This one is quiet as a mouse. I like to have him in the house. At our house we open cans. WE have to open many cans. And that is why we have a Zans. A Zans for cans is very good. Have you a Zans for cans? You should. I like to box. How I like to box! So, every day, I box a Gox. In yellow socks I box in Gox. I box in yellow Gox box socks. It is fun to sing if you sing with a Ying. My Ying can sing like anything. I sing high and my Ying sings low, and we are not too bad, you know. This one, I think, is called a Yink. He likes to wink, he likes to drink. He likes to drink, and drink, and drink. The thing he likes to drink is ink. The ink he likes to drink is pink. He likes to wink and drink pink ink. SO... if you have a lot of ink, then you should get a Yink, I think. Hop! Hop! Hop! I am a Yop. All I like to do is hop from finger top to finger top. I hop from left to right and then... Hop! Hop! I hop right back again. I like to hop all day and night from right to left and left to right. Why do I like to hop, hop, hop? I do not know. Go ask your Pop. Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush! Comb! Comb! Comb! Comb! Blue hair is fun to brush and comb. All girls who like to brush and comb should have a pet like this at home. Who is this pet? Say! He is wet. You never yet met a pet, I bet, as wet as they let this wet pet get. Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good. Hello! Hello! Are you there? Hello! I called you up to say hello. I said hello. Can you hear me, Joe? Oh, no. I can not hear your call. I can not hear your call at all. This is not good and I know why. A mouse has cut the wire. Good-by! From near to far from here to there, funny things are everywhere. These yellow pets are called the Zeds. They have one hair up on their heads. Their hair grows fast... so fast, they say, they need a hair cut every day. Who am I? My name is Ish. On my hand I have a dish. I have this dish to help me wish. When I wish to make a wish I wave my hand with a big swish swish. Then I say, "I wish for fish!" And I get fish right on my dish. So... if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish. Look what we found in the park in the dark. We will take him home. We will call him Clark. He will live at our house. He will grow and grow. Will our mother like this? We don't know. And now good night. It is time to sleep. So we will sleep with our pet Zeep. Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. 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