Azazello1313 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 http://www.conjugalharmony.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Bless you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Name: Lassie Age: 18 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I like reading and not getting beat up. I spend all my time doing those two things. Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Name: Scrappy4Life Age: 20 State: California Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash. Hobbies and Interests: I’m active in the “political system” in here and tho I’m young I’m moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here. Why I Deserve Another Chance: I deserve a husband because I deserve kids and we’re allowed to have them if it’s with a husband. I’m good with kids usually except that one time and I could be the best locked up mommy in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash. Using medicine on kids she used to bathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Name: Stabberella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 Can I have more than one wife in prison? All states within the country have laws prohibiting polygamy, but there is not a national registry that tracks such things. In theory, one could have an incarcerated spouse in all six of the states that permit conjugal visits, as well as one or more additional spouses who are not in the prison system. Such behavior would be highly unethical, moderately illegal, and recommended only to interstate truckers, airline staff, and those who have the ability to fully reap the benefits of such an arrangement. While we can not endorse such behavior, we would not be aware of it unless you told us it was the case, and we’d have to recommend you only select one of our Lifer packages in order to insure that none of them would be released unexpectedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Name: BrandiY Age: 20 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I play ping pong and dream I’m playing ping pong somewhere else not prison. Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I’m a good person. View Profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'm gonna have to step up my game if I stand a chance of being the "guy" in one of these relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 No matter what they tell you, This is who you will actually get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'm gonna have to step up my game if I stand a chance of being the "guy" in one of these relationships. On the stepladder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) I love the way most of them throw in the 'murder' convictions almost as an afterthought. Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder. Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!! Convictions: Check fraud, criminal impersonation, wire fraud, identity theft, 2 counts attempted murder and vehicular homicide. Edited April 10, 2009 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 That was the best half hour I've spent on the interwebs in recent memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 No matter what they tell you, This is who you will actually get. Sweet peaches, is that a mustache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sweet peaches, is that a mustache? Definitely. At least she keeps it neatly trimmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Did you read that part about not tracking polygamy? I mean, Dibbs on the handsome black chick witht the 'stache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Name: Brass1s Age: 28 State: California Hobbies and Interests: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don’t let that. How's a guy supposed to compete with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Did you read that part about not tracking polygamy? I mean, With VW's daughters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) My soulmate? Name: Checkmate Age: 31 State: Washington Convictions: Check fraud, criminal impersonation, wire fraud, identity theft, 2 counts attempted murder and vehicular homicide. Hobbies and Interests: I get two hours a week I can spend on the internet and I love looking around for men who might come see me. Why I Deserve Another Chance: I been studying accounting so I could help you figure out your finances and show you how to make more money than you thought was legal. You probably got ways to hide cash you never knew about and clients you can double bill without anybody finding out and if you marry me I’ll make you rich as hell. Edited April 11, 2009 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) How's a guy supposed to compete with that? Especially with perch's neck frankfurter? Edited April 11, 2009 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Hobbies and Interests: I hide my food and take it outside to feed birds. Sometimes there’s squirrels too and I feed them too. I like to watch Law and Order and root for the bad guys too. Sometimes they get away with it and we all cheer. Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 "Normally you wouldn't think an arsonist would be good at sex. Boy was I ever wrong!Thanks Conjugal Harmony" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Arson is her term for burning desires? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 There is not a woman on this site who I wouldn't hit. Even DMD's find. Just to say I did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Using medicine on kids she used to bathe? I'm guessing that she decided against going for that PhD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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