SEC=UGA Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I was in Vegas on Wednesday. I met with some clients and we decided to go to this restaurant Twist at the Mandarin Oriental hotel. We got there about 30 minutes before our reservation and hung out at a little bar across from the restaurant ( the bar maid their Josie was absolutely adorable). I started off with a couple of scotches and they called us when our table was ready. Twist has a really cool menu and an above average wine list. My client ordered the wine, a Quintessa Pinot, I think, at least it tasted like Pinot (I didn't get to see the bottle as they decanted it for us). I decided the duck would go really well with the wine and was correct. The first bottle was so good the three of us agreed that another bottle would be even better. Well, I should have known what I was in store for, red wine and duck give me the screaming diaper dirts. So the next morning brought me this syndrome along with the worst hangover I've had in a while. I had to get on a plane at 3:30 and knew this was a bad condition to be in on a plane. So I took some Immodium and it worked... Too well, can't poo and I'm getting this stomach cramping. So today at lunch I have decided to use a natural laxitive, 3 chilli cheese dogs with onions and a bunch of tobasco. Is my stomach going to explode or is the immodium going to give. And if the immodium does give what kind of effect is this going to have on my child and basset hound? I think I still have half the duck and wine in me as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 "...what do you think is gonna happen?" Only one answer...... Nothing good is going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Uh, oh, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Uh, oh, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Perhaps you could start a band with Polk and Skippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 immodium is the debbil. this is not going to end well, I envision much discomfort before the dam breaks. I would just board yourself up in the bathroom, hunker down and wait out the storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankk Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Quintessa is a meritage (blend). The blend is proprietary, but features cabernet sauvignon, cabernet franc and merlot. I don't think that they grow any pinot noir, but I'm not an expert. I would brew up a pot of strong coffee, drink it then, and as Az aptly put it, hunker down in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Eat a slab of ribs while you're waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 try some evening primrose oil that can help ease the tummy after eating fattening foods and over-indulgence with alcohol. Alka Selzer also might help you. Baking soda and water (tastes terrible) another option. Good luck:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 wait, 2/3 of a bottle of wine gave you such a terrible hangover? skirt alert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 whup, enema time. do-do-do-doot, do-doot, do-doot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 whup, enema time. do-do-do-doot, do-doot, do-doot. Any time is 'enema time!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Any time is 'enema time!' And you won't like it.......at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Is my stomach going to explode or is the immodium going to gi e. And if the immodium does give what kind of effect is this going to have on my child and basset hound? I think I still have half the duck and wine in me as well. "...what do you think is gonna happen?" Only one answer...... Nothing good is going to happen. Any time is 'enema time!' Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 What ever does happen, just sneak away like you know nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Nothing yet, beside the fact I feel and look pregnant. I'm crop dusting as I walk and the wife and dog are looking at me funny, the baby thinks its hilarious. I had the wife get me some prune juice and an EPT, both are negative so far. Something foul is brewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 just don't leave the house. start duct-taping the crack between the bowl and seat now, and put on your painting clothes and prepare to wait. immodium is a patient foe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Nothing yet, beside the fact I feel and look pregnant. I'm crop dusting as I walk and the wife and dog are looking at me funny, the baby thinks its hilarious. I had the wife get me some prune juice and an EPT, both are negative so far. Something foul is brewing. the spawn of satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 What ever does happen, just sneak away like you know nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'm thinking a walk in the woods with a small shovel and a two pack of TP might be in order about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Go for a jog wearing some white gym shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I just saw Machete and there is a scene where a guy gets his stomach sliced open. Machete then grabs his intestines, crashes through a 10 story window and uses them to sclale down a building to safety. Alitte over the top, but I'm just throwing it out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Go for a jog wearing some white gym shorts. I agree with the pot of coffee suggestion. Drink a ton of Coffee and follows Az's instructions. Good luck making cocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boat_hacked Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Damn , after the first paragraph I thought Josie was going to figure into this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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