Hugh 0ne Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 We've become really good friends with our neighbors next door. I was mowing the lawn (Chavez was on vacation that week) and noticed the wife getting finger banged on the back deck by someone that was most certainly not her husband. She went on to give him a helmet wash, followed by intercourse in the pool on one of those floating chairs. My wife was really PO'ed that it took me two hours to mow the lawn. I don't want to get involved in anyone's problems, but I'm clueless when it comes to intercourse. I mean, I know how to have intercourse with myself, but don't know if I should casually mention to the husband next time the 4 of us are hanging what I saw. I feel like I should do something, but maybe I should stay out of it? This is a tough situation, and really frustrating, but I'm just clueless and don't know what to do. His wife sometimes goes to the grocery store in her car. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Are you sure she was really cheating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Yeah, this just seems more like recreational sex with a stranger, not really cheating in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 We've become really good friends with our neighbors next door. I was mowing the lawn (Chavez was on vacation that week) and noticed the wife getting finger banged on the back deck by someone that was most certainly not her husband. She went on to give him a helmet wash, followed by intercourse in the pool on one of those floating chairs. My wife was really PO'ed that it took me two hours to mow the lawn. I don't want to get involved in anyone's problems, but I'm clueless when it comes to intercourse. I mean, I know how to have intercourse with myself, but don't know if I should casually mention to the husband next time the 4 of us are hanging what I saw. I feel like I should do something, but maybe I should stay out of it? This is a tough situation, and really frustrating, but I'm just clueless and don't know what to do. His wife sometimes goes to the grocery store in her car.Thanks That part really really offends me and bothers me the most. I mean . . . really? has she no decency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Next Generation Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Invite her over for a 3-some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Pocs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 This thread is useless without pocs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 You should NEVER allow your gardener a vacation. F'in noob. This is all your fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 We've become really good friends with our neighbors next door. I was mowing the lawn (Chavez was on vacation that week) and noticed the wife getting finger banged on the back deck by someone that was most certainly not her husband. She went on to give him a helmet wash, followed by intercourse in the pool on one of those floating chairs. My wife was really PO'ed that it took me two hours to mow the lawn. I don't want to get involved in anyone's problems, but I'm clueless when it comes to intercourse. I mean, I know how to have intercourse with myself, but don't know if I should casually mention to the husband next time the 4 of us are hanging what I saw. I feel like I should do something, but maybe I should stay out of it? This is a tough situation, and really frustrating, but I'm just clueless and don't know what to do. His wife sometimes goes to the grocery store in her car. Thanks If it happens again, get video and put it on the innernets. Sooner or later, one way or another, neighbor guy will find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 are you sure it wasn't her husband? sometimes people look different when you are exhausted, dehydrated, etc. I think you should hide in the bushes and videotape her next time to see if it was all a mirage or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Oh man. Tough one. Really sucks that it's neighbors you're cool with...it's great when you meet a neighbor to shoot the sh!t with and your wife gets along with his wife, you can pop over for a drink when you're bored, talk about the other neighbors, maybe play cards. You don't want to lose that, but this creates an awkward situation for sure. But, I'd probably see it as an opportunity, if the wife is, you know, fit. She probably doesn't want her husband to find out, so that's quite a bit of leverage you have there. I'd make her paint my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Back of the line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Was she drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Was she drunk? And needed the money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Was she drunk? If so, what does she drink. Errr, meaning the alcohol.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) Tough call. On the one hand, it's really not any of your business. On the other, a real friend wouldn't hide something like from you. You just have to realize that if you open this box (pun intended) you have no freakin' idea what might come out or how bad it will bite you. Either way you play it, you risk loosing this guy as a friend. Either way you play it, it will now be more awkward being neighbors. Edited June 27, 2011 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 The husband might be into this sort of thing and may even be enabling/encouraging her to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 The husband might be into this sort of thing and may even be enabling/encouraging her to do it. Address, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I can't tell if this is a real thread or a mock. I need to know for masturbatory purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borge007 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I can't tell if this is a real thread or a mock. I need to know for masturbatory purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I can't tell if this is a real thread or a mock. I need to know for masturbatory purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 have you considered asking the wife if you can mow her lawn and take it from there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chief Dick Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Tough call. On the one hand, it's really not any of your business. On the other, a real friend wouldn't hide something like from you. You just have to realize that if you open this box (pun intended) you have no freakin' idea what might come out or how bad it will bite you. Either way you play it, you risk loosing this guy as a friend. Either way you play it, it will now be more awkward being neighbors. If he looses the guy, he's got some soul searching to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Next time they're out there, knock on the door very loudly. When she answers, just tell her you're " ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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