Jumpin Johnies Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 The Superbowl is the Steelers vs the Seahawks so what better cyber fight is a die hard Steelers fan vs an abnoxious Seahawks fan? I decided to put Seahawks37 against a girl because we all know that he's a little bittch. I picture the kid sitting in his parent basement eating play doh(msaints joke) and throwing temper tantrums every time his little sister beats him in Madden Football. What do you guys think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Wow! this is a completely one sided fight, totally unfair JJ, Squeege take it easy on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Isn't Squeegie 6'5 270 and can bench press a Miata? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegie's man-hate will dominate this one from beginning to whimpering, pathetic end! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 i think my unborn daughter can kick 37's ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Isn't Squeegie 6'5 270 and can bench press a Miata? 1295645[/snapback]    squeegiebo  Mr. Squeegiebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squuegie spanks him. Literally. And I believe that they both enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squuegie spanks him. Literally. And I believe that they both enjoy it. 1295657[/snapback]    This sounds about right... she will take a few smoke and diet coke brakes but it will be mutual spanking with the dominatrix exploiting the gimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Not even close to being fair. Squeegiebo is a lawyer fer christ's sake. I'm guessing she rips his 'nads off with a plastic fork just to prove a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegiebo's dimensions (or lack thereof) and attributes are totally irrelevant in this matchup. Â What is relevant is that SeaHags37 is all hot air. When he makes eye contact with Squeegiebo he's going to piss his pants in fear and fall down at her feet begging for mercy. That is of course assuming he can muster even enough of a spine to make eye contact, a BIG assumption. If he never does muster the gumption to look Squeegiebo in the eye he will stand there like a quivering mass of jello, head hung low, keening like a beached whale awaiting the death stroke in stark terror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegiebo jumps out to an early lead, 9-2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegie easily. Â Â Of course I would have taken her against Blitz, LawDawg and BFD too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 sqeegie for sure ...if anything just for spite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegie easily.Of course I would have taken her against ... BFD too. Â 1295693[/snapback] Â Â Â Â Â Assuming Squeegie was in her late 20s in this photo, and assuming this photo was (judging by the hairstyle and 13 inch B&W TV) was taken around 1970, then Squeegie is now about 60 years old. I'm guessing she takes him, but it'll be a better battle than most of you expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Those that have been around know that this is an unfair fight. Those that have met the sqeegie know that this is an absolutely and totally unfair fight. Â 1st round KO for squeegie... and could come close to the record for quickest KO in HFF's short history. Â Can't believe that such a one-sided fight would be on the card. Where is the HFF Commission? Does 37 even have a license? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Can't believe that such a one-sided fight would be on the card. Where is the HFF Commission? Does 37 even have a license? 1295738[/snapback] Â On that note, a couple of suggestions: Â 1) The participants should be tailgaters too as this is where we learn the 'details' of peoples lives that we can use for or against them in the analysis, 2) PM each participant to let them know what day their fight is (don't reveal their opponent, just so they can be around to participate). Â Â Just a couple suggestions. These threads are really fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegie in a romp(so to speak) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Always take a bitter fat lesbian over a pimple faced, never been laid teenager. Â Squeegster in a landslide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Always take a bitter fat lesbian over a pimple faced, never been laid teenager. Squeegster in a landslide.  1295807[/snapback]    Hugh speaks the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Always take a bitter fat lesbian over a pimple faced, never been laid teenager. Squeegster in a landslide.  1295807[/snapback]    +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Squeegie would rip him and the entire SeaChickens franchise a new one...just like the Steelers will do this Sunday. She would probably beat the sh!t outta every fighter participant thus far. Squeegie could spank even my ass over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and probably just laugh. Excuse me for a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I think S37 could give her husband a better fight but against Squeezemytubes he has no chance. Â Like Puddy said as well, not many of us would have a chance against a BFL like Squeege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I'm not even going to waste my time explaining how I'd kick this tool's hindquarter. : Let me know when I have a real opponent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 More lopsided than WW-MSaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 When does school let out so we can here from SH37, or can he log on during study hall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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