MojoMan Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Say you're taking a dump at work. Do you finish up and leave regardless of whether someone is in the can with you? Or do you wait quietly until the pisser or handwasher leaves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I ry to, then someone walks in as I am exiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 In the rare event I do drop a bomb at work, I don't wait to exit for anything. It's a small restroom with no exhaust fan. I bolt for the sink and door ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I could care less if someone is in there or not. Taking a crap is a natural function of the body. Besides, my sh!t smells like roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I usually come out looking around real intently and I run at the first person I see and start waffing my arss in their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Loaf doesn't work with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Loaf doesn't work with me. How can you be so sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Defenitly will scope out the BR b4 I dump. Down here in FL we have handi stalls that all have sinks so if I'm anticipating a particularly explosive discharge I will run the water so no one hears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 We have a handy can of Lysol waiting for you on top of the can. No need to worry about the stink. Of course the 2-4 flushes it takes to get that log down has to make people wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I take pride in my work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 How can you be so sure? I can verify that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I try as hard as I can to not have to worry about avoiding people. I am "Finch" at work, unless it is positively neccesary (draft beer the night before)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Man, is there a greater feeling in the world then getting paid to poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) We have private bathrooms in an old loading dock that we do not use anymore. Only a handful of us have access to it so its nice. I hate using public growlers just because I have to relax. If i'm in the main can here at work, the door is always opening and shutting, the cleaning crew comes in and starts cleaning in the middle of a duece so I hate it. But I tend to wait until someone leaves before i open the door. EDIT: which is funny because my time in the army we didn't have stalls, just 10 toilets lined up right next to each other. Got so used to talking to people while dropping a duece that it was second nature. Edited August 8, 2006 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 yes, but do you ever lean down & look @ the shoes of who's in the stall, especially if it's a real stink bomb ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 We have private bathrooms in an old loading dock that we do not use anymore. Only a handful of us have access to it so its nice. Just wait until engineering gets 'wind' of this secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I don't close the door when I poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 We have private bathrooms in an old loading dock that we do not use anymore. Only a handful of us have access to it so its nice. I hate using public growlers just because I have to relax. If i'm in the main can here at work, the door is always opening and shutting, the cleaning crew comes in and starts cleaning in the middle of a duece so I hate it. But I tend to wait until someone leaves before i open the door. EDIT: which is funny because my time in the army we didn't have stalls, just 10 toilets lined up right next to each other. Got so used to talking to people while dropping a duece that it was second nature. This thread could not be considered complete without cliaz chiming in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Man, is there a greater feeling in the world then getting paid to poop? Playing cellphone videogames on the crapper at work? Because... that's what I do. Actually, I just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Playing cellphone videogames on the crapper at work? Because... that's what I do. Actually, I just did. +1 I read CNN news too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I could care less if someone is in there or not. Taking a crap is a natural function of the body. Besides, my sh!t smells like roses. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I usually cover myself in it like that scene in Rambo. Then when the person is washing their hands I open my eyes like Sly and kill said person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I usually cover myself in it like that scene in Rambo. Then when the person is washing their hands I open my eyes like Sly and kill said person. That's a lot of poop, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Say you're taking a dump at work. Do you finish up and leave regardless of whether someone is in the can with you? Or do you wait quietly until the pisser or handwasher leaves? Doesn't cliaz have some sort of copyright on this kind of poll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Doesn't cliaz have some sort of copyright on this kind of poll? Along with polksalet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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