Jumpin Johnies Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 These two guys really don't like each other and I'm pretty sure they'd go to blows if they ever did meet. One's a Republican that looks like a really happy fella in the photos from the Skylive tour. The other I hear is a disgruntled pretty boy Democrat from Denver. Who would win this bout? Special thanks again to Big John, Spain and Grits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 The other I hear is a disgruntled pretty boy Democrat from Denver. Who would win this bout? . 1291563[/snapback] Actually Laramie, Wyoming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Actually Laramie, Wyoming 1291566[/snapback] Same difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 balla's gonna crush his gutz. not that there's anything wrong with that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I already know who I'm picking but I still want to hear what these two have to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 (edited) I thought all of the Wyoming liberals were in Jackson Hole. My brother in law graduated from Law School in Laramie last summer but has since moved to the big city of Cheyenne. In helping them move, I found no redeeming qualities in either town. Is Laramie near Brokeback Mt? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Edited January 27, 2006 by Seattle LawDawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 maybe balla can knock some sense into him at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Now this is one that I could actually see come to fruition in the real world. Get him Balla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Well, SuperBalla was a Cajun He lived by himself in the swamp. He hunted alligator for a livin' Just knock 'em in the head with a stump. The Louisiana law gonna get you, Balla! It ain't legal huntin' alligator down in the swamp, boy! Well, everybody blamed his old man For makin' him mean as a snake. When SuperBalla was a boy, His Daddy would use him for alligator bait. Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp! Now all the folks around south Louisiana Said Balla was a hell of a man. He could trap the biggest, The meanest alligator, And just use one hand. That's all he got left cuz the alligator bit it! Left arm gone clean up to the elbow! Well, the Sheriff got wind that Balla Was in the swamp tracking alligator skin. So he snuck in the swamp, gonna get the boy. But he never come out again. Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to? You can sure get lost in the Louisiana Bayou! Set out on 'em Balla. Make it count, Son! Balla would roll bushwhacked up like a fat joint and smoke him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Once again, another nice avy JJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Once again, another nice avy JJ 1291605[/snapback] Something good did come out of footballgheys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Well lets see, Balla likes banging guts, Bushwacked bangs his head against the keyboard in frustration that American is not yet a communist country. Balla spends a lot of time out door, honning his marksmanship and slaying deer, Bushwacked spends most of his time in his parents basement whinning about the plight of the spotted owl. Balla proudly served our country, and Bushwacked thinks that 80% of our servicemen are morans. Balla knows how to run a trot line, Bushwaked only knows how to pull the party line. Balla wins this hands down. Fiirst he shoot the training wheels off of Bushwackeds bike causing him to crash it into a tree. After seeing the damage the bike did to the tree Bushwacked is so ingrossed with hugging the tree that he doesn't see Balla come up behind him and kidney punch him. Then balla slams him into the tree knocking him senseless. At this point, Balla reaches into a 50# sack of mud bugs and gets two out, and lets them pinch Bushwaked nipples off. By this time Balla is passed out and done. Balla whips him so fast he still has time to drink a case of beer, watch the game and bang guts before going to bed. Bushwacked is left in a snivelling mess whinning about how Balla stole the fight, and demanding a congressional investigation on Ballas use of the kidney punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Something good did come out of footballgheys. 1291607[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 At this point, Balla reaches into a 50# sack of mud bugs and gets two out, and lets them pinch Bushwaked nipples off. 1291608[/snapback] Aaaaaaand that's where you lost me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Bushwacked is left in a snivelling mess whinning about how Balla stole the fight, and demanding a congressional investigation on Ballas use of the kidney punch. 1291608[/snapback] I suspect he'd also get PETA involved due to the mis-use/abuse of those poor craw fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Ladies and gentlemen, I am 99% sure that I am the only one on here that has met both of these dweebs in person - both a few times, too. I am reserving judgment until I hear from both sides. All I will say is... don't discount bushwacked - he's a scrappy fella. But yeah, Balla is a good-sized dude with the hunting and military on his pedigree... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Great matchup. I've only met Bushwacked but I'll reserve comment until later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 But yeah, Balla is a good-sized dude 1291624[/snapback] you two hook up down in brokeback bayou? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 balla's gonna crush his gutz. not that there's anything wrong with that.. 1291570[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 you two hook up down in brokeback bayou? 1291633[/snapback] bushwack mounting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 you two hook up down in brokeback bayou? 1291633[/snapback] Hence the .... Brokeback Bayou <== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 I sent them both a pm but have heard no response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I sent them both a pm but have heard no response. 1291651[/snapback] Dude, give them time. Balla is either: 1. Beatin' gutz 2. Hunting 3. Getting lifted and Bushwacked is either: 1. Calculating groundwater flow in silty to clayey soil conditions 2. Thinking of something clever to say to and incite Balla 3. Recovering from NFC Championship game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Wasnt balla going hunting in alabama ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 3. Recovering from NFC Championship game 1291657[/snapback] You mean the AFC Championship game right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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