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Cheesiest Rock Bands


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Nobody has mentioned Sweet

 

There's a man in the back

As a matter of fact

And his eyes are as red as the sun

And the girl in the corner

let no one ignore her

she thinks she's the passionate one

 

Oh yeah

and the man in the back

said everyone attack

and it turned into a ballroom blitz

 

it don't get much cheesier than that

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Nobody has mentioned Sweet

 

There's a man in the back

As a matter of fact

And his eyes are as red as the sun

And the girl in the corner

let no one ignore her

she thinks she's the passionate one

 

Oh yeah

and the man in the back

said everyone attack

and it turned into a ballroom blitz

 

it don't get much cheesier than that

 

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You're dissing 'Ballroom Blitz'???...man, that was a great song...everything else they put out pretty much sucked but that was and still is a great song...

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Nobody has mentioned Sweet

 

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Because they're good. Yeah, li'l bit bubblegum to start, but you can't deny "Fox on the Run."

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You're dissing 'Ballroom Blitz'???...man, that was a great song...everything else they put out pretty much sucked but that was and still is a great song...

 

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What???? You didn't like Wigwam Bam? :D

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10. Foreigner

9. Stryper

8. Limp Bizkit

7. Styx

6. Molly Hatchet

5. Poison

4. Journey

3. Loverboy

2. REO Speedwagon

1. Starship

 

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White Lion

 

I saw Journey at Red Rocks in the front row about 5 years ago. Steve Perry was replaced with a clone, but it was an awesome show. Peter Frampton opened for them and was phenomenal. A bald old man in leather pants, but he brang it (to quote Neil Diamond). It would have been better if he came out in a wig with blue lighting and started with “Do you feel like we do”, but he was just an old man in leather pants that knows how to play guitar. Journey came out, and since I was in the front row I was about 15 feet from the lead singer. Wearing very tight leather pants, the guy has a mangina. Not that I was looking, because the girl I was with pointed it out, but let’s just say I can see how he hits the high notes.

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A few more worthy candidates are:

 

Extreme

Candlebox (The Grunge "Foreigner"?)

Kid Rock

The Entire Boy Band Movement (New Kids, Backstreet Boys, etc.)

Whitesnake

Bryan Adams

The Entire "Actor-Singer" Thing - Don Johnson, Patrick Swayze, etc.

Europe

David Lee Roth (After Van Halen)

 

 

 

 

 

And the title of the cheesiest band goes to......

 

"LOVERBOY!"

 

Any dude that wears the matching red leather headband to match the red leather suit, well, enough said.....

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most of the bands mentioned actually had some great early stuff, only to turn to cheese.

 

journey had lights and feeling that way

foreigner had a strong first album and double vision was great

bryan adams cuts like a knife was solid

styx rocked with blue collar man and renegade

hell, even loverboy was strong with turn me loose and the kid is hot tonite

 

and then ... they all went to cheese. they didn't have the character to keep making good music, they had to have hits, and that destroyed them all.

 

no way ac/dc is cheese. give me good ol' rockin' blues any day of the week.

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Most of the younger crowd won't know what I'm talking about but for those who

know I'm sure you'll agree that this is THE CHEESIEST OF CHEESY bands of

ALL TIME !! Are ya ready? Here it goes......

 

THE STARLAND VOCAL BAND

 

Remember "Afternoon Delight"?

 

"sky rockets in flight

afternoon delight. ohhhh afternoon delight"

 

What a geek song!!!!

 

Now I'll be thinking of that sh*t the rest of the day. Somebody save me!!!!!

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