dabuffbills Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 what is this guy talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 i keep mine in the freezer so it doesn't go bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I inhale it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I exhale it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I inhale it. I tried my soul once, but I didn't inhale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Looks like the quality of street acid is on the way back up again. Dear Dr. Chopra,I have had two life-after-life experiences: one in a flotation tank, one after a motorcycle accident. In them I had contact with what may only be described as The Ineffable Light. In that timeless moment I felt loved and accepted as I have never before or since. What was even more wonderful was that I perceived that part of that Light was inside me, as well. That Light does not get much involved in the day-to-day mundane affairs of mankind. Instead it is both outside and inside of us, waiting to be reunited. When we do things that bring harmony and peace, we make the part of The Light inside ourselves more able to reunite. That part is what we call our souls. Sometimes our souls need more polishing and so are sent back to the material plane. Sometimes they are just right. We build the celestial temple of that Light together. That is my experience tempered with my thoughts. Peace to you, My Brother, My Fellow Being of Light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 satan will collect my soul when I die. As I've mentioned, there is a price to be paid for a Gator basketball and football championship in the same year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Looks like the quality of street acid is on the way back up again. exactly what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 i am offended lock this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) As any 1st year physics student will tell you energy never disappears it only changes form and dissipates into less strength. Our bodies have electrical currents running all through out them which could be interpreted as a soul. Hence when we die more than likely our “souls” are absorbed by the surrounding environment. EDIT - or those bat like creatures from "Beast Master" prolly suck it out and spill our bones on the ground. Edited February 21, 2007 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10g_DBA Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm guessing this guy is Hindu. He's talking about reincarnation. Sometimes our souls need more polishing and so are sent back to the material plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10g_DBA Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 As any 1st year physics student will tell you energy never disappears it only changes form and dissipates into less strength. Our bodies have electrical currents running all through out them which could be interpreted as a soul. Hence when we die more than likely our “souls” are absorbed by the surrounding environment. EDIT - or those bat like creatures from "Beast Master" prolly suck it out and spill our bones on the ground. Well, I'm no physicist, but I doubt your soul is a battery. It does, however, keep going, and going, and going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Well, I'm no physicist, but I doubt your soul is a battery. It does, however, keep going, and going, and going... Like a battery ...Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 who cares....youre dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 have instructed the family to shove a ham bone up my ass and throw me out the back door...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) have instructed the family to shove a ham bone up my ass and throw me out the back door...... Sweet. Whats the hambone up yer asz for again? Memorialize yer favorite activity while alive? Edit: Just fekin with ya, nuke, this was by far the funniest post in here yet. Edited February 21, 2007 by skins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Sweet. Whats the hambone up yer asz for again? Memorialize yer favorite activity while alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Sweet. Whats the hambone up yer asz for again? Memorialize yer favorite activity while alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 As any 1st year physics student will tell you energy never disappears it only changes form and dissipates into less strength. Our bodies have electrical currents running all through out them which could be interpreted as a soul. Hence when we die more than likely our “souls” are absorbed by the surrounding environment. EDIT - or those bat like creatures from "Beast Master" prolly suck it out and spill our bones on the ground. I'd prefer to be sucked dry by Jane March, of "Lifeforce" fame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My soul will ascend to the heavens as I weep for all of your hetheness souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My soul will ascend to the heavens as I weep for all of your hetheness souls. .......wait, that was a joke too, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 .......wait, that was a joke too, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I sold mine to Milhouse for $5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackshi17 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Actually it depends upon the condition, model type etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) When I die, I have asked my wife to cremate my remains. Then take my ashes and mix them in her Megan Fox bottle and run me up in her one more time. That way my soul will spend eternity in the same place I tried to get into everyday of my adult life. Edited February 21, 2007 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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