The D Posted April 22, 2007 Author Share Posted April 22, 2007 maybe you could propose marriage to her. then, she will be happy and have sex with you. then you could dump her. I am an idea man. I think of things. you're starting to make more sense but I think I've done something like this before and it ended badly. Actually it ended with a chick throwing a bottle of wine on me in front of my whole family at a restaurant. Follow me here: I want the wine in me and me in her, not the wine on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D Posted April 22, 2007 Author Share Posted April 22, 2007 if a foul ball comes at ya and she grabs your junk you'll have your answer.......or if Puddy spills a beer on the way by and she starts a wet T -shirt contest........ Kind of hoping for a foul bowl. Seats are first baseline like 8 rows up. Very good foul territory grab my junk seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 you're starting to make more sense but I think I've done something like this before and it ended badly. Actually it ended with a chick throwing a bottle of wine on me in front of my whole family at a restaurant. Follow me here: I want the wine in me and me in her, not the wine on me. well. it appears that my advice is not wanted here. you have injured my self-esteem and made me face my inner pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D Posted April 22, 2007 Author Share Posted April 22, 2007 well. it appears that my advice is not wanted here. you have injured my self-esteem and made me face my inner pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I know it's a cliche... but have you considered chloroform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 What part of the Detroit area is she from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I suggest just being nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 (edited) Metallica once had a song Seek and Destroy...that is my advice here. I hope you discover a keeper. Edited April 22, 2007 by SuperBalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcdonald Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Then I won't be getting sex like you. Seems like a bad move but thanks anyway. That is not alway the case, some people luck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Well D........Inqueering minds wanna know........ Throw Down or Future Wife ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 This has been done in the 90s. Seems like stale shtick. It worked for Ron Burgundy . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 So, did you play short ball or swing for the fences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Kind of hoping for a foul bowl. Dude, you are way too kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I bet he's making her do the Walk of Shame after an "wake-up call" as we type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Did you show her yer "O" face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 If she's from Detroit, she's probably a nappy headed ho and was using him for some under rated sex...he did say he has a reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 always play away games!!!! this way you can get the team on the bus as soon as the game is over!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 He's probably waking up about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I know it's a cliche... but have you considered chloroform? Or bring her a present before the date starts. One, cut a hole in a box...two, put your junk in the box..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I know it's too late for advice...but, here it goes anyhow. Sit on your hands and don't talk about sex at all. Talk about all sorts of other stuff (the game, her job, your friends, etc). If she wants to get in your pants, you'll know it soon enough. If she wants to reform you, you'll know that soon enough. If you're pretty much ok with either outcome, let her lead for the time being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 ....who's The D's Huddle buddy.........Furd.....lock & load....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 He's probably been having nonstop sex ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 He's probably been having nonstop sex ever since. Either that or he can't get the box off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Either that or he can't get the box off. That spurred an interesting visual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I suggest just being nice. Stop making sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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