dabuffbills Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -Winston Churchill "Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here." -Jesse James "Here lies Lester Moore four slugs from a 44 no Les no more" -Lester Moore "Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990." -Osho "If you live life right death is a joke as far as fear is concerned" -Will Rogers "The best is yet to come." -Frank Sinatra "I told you so, you damned fools." -H.G. Wells "Looked up the elevator shaft To see If the car was on the way down. It was." -Harry Edsel Smith What would you want written on your tomb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 This game cheated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Buried 7 feet deep to make room for his hugh peeener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 ...good question... Hopefully I have a while to figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 He's dead, Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Fusion Champion 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Got tired of this world, so moved onto the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I hope everyone likes me in the next life as much as they did in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I'll be dead, so I won't really care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Here lies Matt When the worms are done He won't be fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I like this one too. Here lies Matt Who ate while he was able. But once overfed, he dropt down dead And fell beneath the table. When from the tomb, to meet his doom, He arises amidst sinners. Since he must dwell in heaven or hell, Take him - whichever gives the best dinners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 I like this one too. Here lies Matt Who ate while he was able. But once overfed, he dropt down dead And fell beneath the table. When from the tomb, to meet his doom, He arises amidst sinners. Since he must dwell in heaven or hell, Take him - whichever gives the best dinners. i like this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 One for our friend Gilthorp: Thorp's Corpse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 from an unknown grave in Ohio: "Stop ye travellers as you pass by As you are now, so once was I As I am now, soon you shall be - Prepare yourself to follow me." response in graffiti: "To follow you I am not content -- How do I know which way you went?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Th-ha-hats all folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Th-ha-hats all folks. that's actually the epitaph of Mel Blanc, the guy who did the voice for porky pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 AtomicCEO 1974-2254 Famous Intergalactic Adventurer and Father of 6 Presidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 hmmmmm my other one got zapped... so i try a new one he came , he saw , he spelled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 "Here lies Alex Gaddis... ...and why not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Dmd, how many times will Keyshawn score this year?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 "Serenity Now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 "All your base, really do belong to us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 "All your base, really do belong to us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 "I'm keeping my fork" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Here lies Alfred Smith Beloved Husband of Bernice Gertrude Mabel I'm so happy now, I could just sh.t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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