MojoMan Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 So I was sleepy this AM and goofed up and forgot to wash my hair. So I'm sitting at work with stringy, stinky hair. Hurray me. I think this might be because I don't have a routine in the shower. I always make sure I wash my ass, crotch, pits but sometimes I forget to shampoo my hair and sometimes I forget to shave. Does this happen to you? Or do you go about your bidness in a systematic fashion such that nothing is missed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 What about losing every nerve ending in your face so you no longer can feel when you have food particles clinging to your mug? Do that , too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I rub one out every day, American Beauty-style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I dream of Bea Arthur and shower in my own drool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 This is a very awkward, wierd, and way too personal topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 This is a very awkward, wierd, and way too personal topic. translation: I don't bathe or shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I'm on auto-pilot during that time of the morning because it is before coffee. If I don't have a routine I'd forget to wash half of my stuff as soon as I rubbed one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 translation: I don't bathe or shower. doesn't swimming across the river on the way to work count as showering anymore these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Start with turning water on , get naked , sing pavarotti songs , get in shower , get honey blossom soap and scrub body till raw , peach and strawberry shampoo and wash hair 5 times , ginger conditioner with scents of honey suckle next ..more pavorotti tunes , get out dry off and cover myself with scented baby powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Start with turning water on , get naked , sing pavarotti songs , get in shower , get honey blossom soap and scrub body till raw , peach and strawberry shampoo and wash hair 5 times , ginger conditioner with scents of honey suckle next ..more pavorotti tunes , get out dry off and cover myself with scented baby powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Caveman tip of the day: Wash your ass last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Shower mania effects us all at different times. I've been in the shower before and completely finished washign everything but then for the life of me can't remember if I just washed my hair five minutes ago (so I do it again). General rule... face and hair get washed before ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Puddy, both polls. I kind of have a routine. Sega!, Shave and then shower but I have a tendency to alternate between washing my body first and washing my hair first and sometimes I forget to do one. This morning I forgot to wash my body, serously. I usually rub one out first in the shower thus that can throw me off a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Basically during the work week its the standard SSS making sure I hit all cracks and pits. On the weekends, however, I tend to take a little longer to enjoy the peace and quiet. Though once in a while I like to beat the head of my dick with a dead squirrel while peeing all over the shampoo bottles screaming “The one eyed yogurt slinging python from Maryland says bow down and worship his feet!” Normally that is followed by 14 chimpanzees dressed up like cast from Full House swinging in through the window and throwing large pineapples with Mr. and Mrs. Potato head parts stuck in them at the toilet and chanting "Pickles" in brail. Though if I know the wife is going to be out of the house for an extended period of time the chimpanzees are followed up by the Vietnamese teenage girl I bought last year spitting chewed up sun flower seeds at my face while drawing eye brows over my nipples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dam. . . I had no idea so many people caulk the tub. I think we need a new poll. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dam. . . I had no idea so many people caulk the tub. I think we need a new poll. . . No kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Basically during the work week its the standard SSS making sure I hit all cracks and pits. On the weekends, however, I tend to take a little longer to enjoy the peace and quiet. Though once in a while I like to beat the head of my dick with a dead squirrel while peeing all over the shampoo bottles screaming “The one eyed yogurt slinging python from Maryland says bow down and worship his feet!” Normally that is followed by 14 chimpanzees dressed up like cast from Full House swinging in through the window and throwing large pineapples with Mr. and Mrs. Potato head parts stuck in them at the toilet and chanting "Pickles" in brail. Though if I know the wife is going to be out of the house for an extended period of time the chimpanzees are followed up by the Vietnamese teenage girl I bought last year spitting chewed up sun flower seeds at my face while drawing eye brows over my nipples. You are special cliaz ...honestly your mind works in a way that few can understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 yes, yes I do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 This is a very awkward, wierd, and way too personal topic. Had I gone to the YMCA to take notes on other men's shower routines...that would have gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 This may be the gheyest of all the ghey topics I've ever seen here. When does the NFL start again?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 There are many mandatory areas..Obviously twig and berries & colon purse are high on the list. One often neglected area that IMO is very crucial is behind the ears. If you miss that it ends up smelling like provolone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 There are many mandatory areas..Obviously twig and berries & colon purse are high on the list. One often neglected area that IMO is very crucial is behind the ears. If you miss that it ends up smelling like provolone . Good info here ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Basically during the work week its the standard SSS making sure I hit all cracks and pits. On the weekends, however, I tend to take a little longer to enjoy the peace and quiet. Though once in a while I like to beat the head of my dick with a dead squirrel while peeing all over the shampoo bottles screaming “The one eyed yogurt slinging python from Maryland says bow down and worship his feet!” Normally that is followed by 14 chimpanzees dressed up like cast from Full House swinging in through the window and throwing large pineapples with Mr. and Mrs. Potato head parts stuck in them at the toilet and chanting "Pickles" in brail. Though if I know the wife is going to be out of the house for an extended period of time the chimpanzees are followed up by the Vietnamese teenage girl I bought last year spitting chewed up sun flower seeds at my face while drawing eye brows over my nipples. I don't understand this at all. There weren't 14 characters on Full House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiese Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Just as long as you don't wash your ass and balls than your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelap1 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Basically during the work week its the standard SSS making sure I hit all cracks and pits. On the weekends, however, I tend to take a little longer to enjoy the peace and quiet. Though once in a while I like to beat the head of my dick with a dead squirrel while peeing all over the shampoo bottles screaming “The one eyed yogurt slinging python from Maryland says bow down and worship his feet!” Normally that is followed by 14 chimpanzees dressed up like cast from Full House swinging in through the window and throwing large pineapples with Mr. and Mrs. Potato head parts stuck in them at the toilet and chanting "Pickles" in brail. Though if I know the wife is going to be out of the house for an extended period of time the chimpanzees are followed up by the Vietnamese teenage girl I bought last year spitting chewed up sun flower seeds at my face while drawing eye brows over my nipples. Ok, I've got two questions: 1) How exactly do you chant braille? (I assume you mean braille and not brail like the pulley things on boats... ) 2) Did you eat paint chips as a kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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