AtomicCEO Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 So I've been playing around at work with the "Oops, Wrong Window" prank, and it's pretty funny. Have you ever had multiple chat windows open, and you accidentally post something from one conversation in a different window? That is the basic premise of the joke. You really old technophobes need not apply. So the joke is to post something weird, disgusting, or disturbing in the middle of a chat and then say "Oops, wrong window". Some good ones so far: - So the CEO told me that the guy is definitely fired at the end of today. - I'll tell you the worst thing about losing a foot... - The blood was everywhere, so I just split when I heard the sirens - So anyway... because of that, I think I might be gay now. Got any other good "Oops, wrong window" lines for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Julius Jones (3 teams) – Hit. I may make a move to trade him, but right now he’s money . Anthony Gonzalez – Ding Ding Ding! You are the friggin’ MAN! Bears D – In my main, we have a real scoring system for defenses. If your D gives up more than 25, they go negative. The Seadogs went –10 in week one. The Bears D is money… solid. T. Heap – OK… I’m friggin’ ready… Mr. Heap. P. Rivers – No love from the Huddle on the front page. Rivers is money… cha ching. Rudi Johnson – ^#@& Rudi Johnson. Donk Steve Smith – Welcome home Mr. Smith. Ok, we’re all cool now right? Like…, yer not gonna throw a right hook when I’m not looking are you? Are you… you little cold cock $@&%. Just maintain and catch lots of TD’s… MmmmKay? C. Chambers – You rock. What are your B-list hits? Oops wrong thread ...sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Don't worry...my wife will never find out about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 So I've been playing around at work with the "Oops, Wrong Window" prank, and it's pretty funny. Have you ever had multiple chat windows open, and you accidentally post something from one conversation in a different window? That is the basic premise of the joke. You really old technophobes need not apply. So the joke is to post something weird, disgusting, or disturbing in the middle of a chat and then say "Oops, wrong window". Some good ones so far: - So the CEO told me that the guy is definitely fired at the end of today. - I'll tell you the worst thing about losing a foot... - The blood was everywhere, so I just split when I heard the sirens - So anyway... because of that, I think I might be gay now. Got any other good "Oops, wrong window" lines for me? "I'm sick and tired of his f0cking sh1t. I'm ready to rip his m0therf0cking head off." I mistakenly typed that in a work chat window when we were setting up a server, because my wife had just immed me about one of my boy's screw-ups that landed him expelled from school for three days. Luckily, the other two guys in the meeting have teenagers and completely understood... or so I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Don't worry...my wife will never find out about you. You too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'm telling you, I saw her doing it. They were in the second stall of the men's bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 My chick had been using my computer for awhile when I was out of the office, she liked to change my avatar when I used Yahoo messenger... well I get back to work, and sometime later a chat window pops up, it is one of chicks best friends, I guess they had been chatting earlier: l8dbuglover: hey theree!l8dbuglover: wow h8 tank, you are hot! h8tank: I know it l8dbuglover: my hubby just brought me some of my favorite melty mints! l8dbuglover: and we had sex at 2:30 this morning... i am SO tired today! h8tank: and.... so what? l8dbuglover: lol l8dbuglover: I'M TIRED! l8dbuglover: lol h8tank: How could you be tired, he only kept you awake for a few minutes? l8dbuglover: LOL l8dbuglover: that girl in my office that i don't like very much... l8dbuglover: she has her dog up here! l8dbuglover: so what are you doign? h8tank: Getting my wizard hat... l8dbuglover: huh? h8tank: So what can I do for you today? l8dbuglover: huh? I am so confused h8tank: who is this? l8dbuglover: is this tracy? h8tank: lol, I thought so.... is this shey? l8dbuglover: LOL l8dbuglover: OMG, that was so funny! l8dbuglover: :"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 My chick had been using my computer for awhile when I was out of the office, she liked to change my avatar when I used Yahoo messenger... well I get back to work, and sometime later a chat window pops up, it is one of chicks best friends, I guess they had been chatting earlier: Tell her we want more details about the sex....not the dude crap just her thoughts and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Got any other good "Oops, wrong window" lines for me? "it was then that i carried you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Tell her we want more details about the sex....not the dude crap just her thoughts and stuff. You've never read the "wizard hat" chats? I think we have even had threads about it. THere is an entire site dedicated to people who jam the groove of the online pron talkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Maybe we can both trim it next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "So then she put her foot on the back of my head and told me to clean her toilet" "LOL, right. the only problem was getting the cat fur off of my chest" "Yeah, but after about 3 or 4 minutes I just relaxed and convinced myself I was getting an enema" "but the issue still stands, how to I get rid of 317 used condoms? I can't just throw them in the trash." "true but you really need to think about it, if you thought she was really a she when it happened, then it doesn't make you ghey" "dude, I totally bought a rubber fist" "after a foot or so into me, it didn't hurt that much" "they all look alike, and what about that smell?" "I'm pretty sure no one will notice the blood on the car, I'm just worried if the police found any paint on the guard rail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Only one. But it was in college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Needless to say, I'll never eat bratwurst in the dark again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 (edited) "So then she put her foot on the back of my head and told me to clean her toilet""LOL, right. the only problem was getting the cat fur off of my chest" "Yeah, but after about 3 or 4 minutes I just relaxed and convinced myself I was getting an enema" "but the issue still stands, how to I get rid of 317 used condoms? I can't just throw them in the trash." "true but you really need to think about it, if you thought she was really a she when it happened, then it doesn't make you ghey" "dude, I totally bought a rubber fist" "after a foot or so into me, it didn't hurt that much" "they all look alike, and what about that smell?" "I'm pretty sure no one will notice the blood on the car, I'm just worried if the police found any paint on the guard rail" How did I guess that cliaz would be good at that game. Edit to add: And no, that is not my submission to Atomic's contest. Edited September 19, 2008 by detlef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 ...and that's why they refer to her as Mt. Voluptuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Needless to say, I'll never eat bratwurst in the dark again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 So there I was, tied to the bed posts, jumper cables clamped to my nipples, motor oil smeared all over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 So there I was, tied to the bed posts, jumper cables clamped to my nipples, motor oil smeared all over me. This is supposed to be a "wrong window" joke. That sentence clearly belongs here in the Tailgate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 So anyway, I'm sitting there making out with this chick and things are getting heavy. She looks at me and says "I don't do fellatio." I'm like, "you've got some vocabulary for a 14 year old." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 The doctor said the pus will dry up on its own over the next 3 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Top or bottom? A/S/L? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 your husband is to meet us for a round of golf. I'll tell him my kid got sick, and we'll have 5 hours for whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "talk about blue balls....I took three 100mg Viagras, and drank 4 Red Bulls, then she tells me 'Not tonight, I've got a headache'...%*#k" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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