Chief Dick Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 1. Tastes great cold 2. 30 pack for $13.99 3. Nobody ever takes your beer So all you haters out there: Lick it ----------> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 1. Tastes great cold Water does indeed taste great cold 2. 30 pack for $13.99 You get what you pay for. 3. Nobody ever takes your beer You speak truth. So all you haters out there: Lick it ----------> I find your fantasies regarding licking it somewhat interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Throw in Natural (what does this ACTUALLY mean) Light and you have my wife in a nutshell. She has been a cheap date for 5 years now, puts them in the freezer till they get that little iceburg slosh to them, forgets about them a few times which leads to the bottom pushing out so the can no longer can stand by itself, she buys a 30 pack and gets to drink 30 beers and she has the licking thing down to a science.. LIFE IS GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Back before I discovered Keystone Light... I used to think Busch Light was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Busch lights slogan "What goes in tastes exactly like what comes out " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Throw in Natural (what does this ACTUALLY mean) Light and you have my wife in a nutshell. She has been a cheap date for 5 years now, puts them in the freezer till they get that little iceburg slosh to them, forgets about them a few times which leads to the bottom pushing out so the can no longer can stand by itself, she buys a 30 pack and gets to drink 30 beers and she has the licking thing down to a science..LIFE IS GOOD I bought a 12 pack of that stuff a couple weeks ago and I still have a few in the fridge. Just couldn't handle how horrible it tastes. I'll stick to my Bud Light or other beers from now on. No more cheap stuff, although Miller High Life tastes ok to me and that's cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I wouldn't even stick this up a chicken's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 what the matchbox theif said......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Tastes great with tacos made with hard taco shells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budlitebrad Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Busch Ice (5.9% alcohol) > Busch Light (4.2% alcohol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Tastes great with tacos made with hard taco shells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I picked up a 30pk of Busch light yesterday.... almost killed the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I picked up a 30pk of Busch light yesterday.... almost killed the whole thing. Good times. Happy belated 18th b-day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Good times. Happy belated 18th b-day. Yeah, it was almost 70, sunny. I gave the boat a nice bath, shampooed all the vinyl, polished the gel coat, listened to some GNR, then me and the tyke put the covers on and stored her away for the winter. Rode my New Suzuki King Quad 700 around the perimeter of our compound, that takes an hour... Then I got to watch my Jags demolish the titans for one half on commercial free tivo, and finished the day munchin on some pizza and more football. You got to sit in a boring house looking at worthless furniture you paid out the ass for looking forward to being someones like mines bisch tomorrow (today) making my toast. But the 'you're 18' joke was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Yeah, it was almost 70, sunny. I gave the boat a nice bath, shampooed all the vinyl, polished the gel coat, listened to some GNR, then me and the tyke put the covers on and stored her away for the winter. Rode my New Suzuki King Quad 700 around the perimeter of our compound, that takes an hour... Then I got to watch my Jags demolish the titans for one half on commercial free tivo, and finished the day munchin on some pizza and more football. You got to sit in a boring house looking at worthless furniture you paid out the ass for looking forward to being someones like mines bisch tomorrow (today) making my toast. But the 'you're 18' joke was funny. Well gee, looks like you've got me pegged there. A few things. How many beers into your 30 pack did you have in you when you started driving your ATV around the "compound"? Lemme guess. You're the same guy who's cool to drive no matter how many beers he's had. Secondly, glad your expectations are so low that you enjoy watching your team blow a half time lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 You are basically a middle aged waiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 You're the same guy who's cool to drive no matter how many beers he's had. On my property, yes. I get absolutely schit faced and drive around all over whether it be my truck, an ATV or a canoe. I piss off my front porch and shoot guns from my coach out the back door. I don't pretend to be a redneck, I live the dream baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'll stick to my Bud Light or other beers from now on........ No more cheap stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 On my property, yes. I get absolutely schit faced and drive around all over whether it be my truck, an ATV or a canoe. I piss off my front porch and shoot guns from my coach out the back door. I don't pretend to be a redneck, I live the dream baby. Preach it brutha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 On my property, yes. I get absolutely schit faced and drive around all over whether it be my truck, an ATV or a canoe. I piss off my front porch and shoot guns from my coach out the back door. I don't pretend to be a redneck, I live the dream baby. Preach it brutha. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the modern GOP. I guess all this Palin in 2012 business is not just a joke after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 You are basically a middle aged waiter. Why do you hate small business owners? Friggin' Pinko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 On my property, yes. I get absolutely schit faced and drive around all over whether it be my truck, an ATV or a canoe. I piss off my front porch and shoot guns from my coach out the back door. I don't pretend to be a redneck, I live the dream baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 On my property, yes. I get absolutely schit faced and drive around all over whether it be my truck, an ATV or a canoe. I piss off my front porch and shoot guns from my coach out the back door. I don't pretend to be a redneck, I live the dream baby. Post of the year candidate right there folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 You are basically a middle aged waiter. And toast-maker! Don't forget, he makes toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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