whomper Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 You should probably bring it to work. Just tell her it was perfect for your office / Den Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I don't think Detlef speaks Spanish and therefore probably can't tell her. I guess he can show her what he thinks of her present. Can you take a dump in wine glasses? Gives a new meaning to chocolate mousse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 No bueno, Maria. Es muy crappo. No Feliz Navidad. Then perhaps spit on her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I don't think Detlef speaks Spanish and therefore probably can't tell her. I guess he can show her what he thinks of her present. Can you take a dump in wine glasses? Its called Pinching a merloaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Its called Pinching a merloaf Oh, this is brilliant. I bow to your fecal wordsmithing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 You should probably bring it to work. Just tell her it was perfect for your office / Den Completely original! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Its called Pinching a merloaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Oh, this is brilliant. I bow to your fecal wordsmithing. I would take a bow but I dont want to seem cocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I would take a bow but I dont want to seem cocky But if you bow low enough.....CD might TP you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 (edited) Bunz, there is rumblings of a possible vendor/mill day at Express in February. They arent sure because with the state of the economy a lot of people wont fly their teams across the globe to attend but its a possibility. If it goes down . Drinks are on me Edited December 20, 2008 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Bunz, there is rumblings of a possible vendor/mill day at Express in February. They arent sure because with the state of the economy a lot of people wont fly their teams across the globe to attand but its a possibility. If it goes down . Drinks are on me Whohooooooo......Hope you get to come on over, Whomp! Keep me posted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Gives a new meaning to chocolate mousse. two el guapos, one cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Detlef - you said the table is made of GLASS and there are four glasses made of - um - GLASS. Hmmmmmmm, I think I see as solution brewing. Do you have HARDwood floors, perhaps??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 Fine ideas to be sure. BTW, I speak pretty good spanish and she is not latino anyway. The, "took it to the office" one is particularly nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 My advice is that you should take it to the office. That way her feelings won't be hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 No bueno, Maria. Es muy crappo. No Feliz Navidad. Then perhaps spit on her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Give her a gift certificate to Jujube. Then you'll each have something you don't want. :oldrazz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 You could display it and then have an "accident". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Tuck it in storage and tell her you're saving it for a special "little person" events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Its called Pinching a merloaf aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I don't think Detlef speaks Spanish and therefore probably can't tell her. I guess he can show her what he thinks of her present. Can you take a dump in wine glasses? 2detlefs1cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Det......you OWN a restaurant. I don't think Detlef speaks Spanish and therefore probably can't tell her. Everything I know about restaurants makes there two statements impossible to co-exist. I'd at least have her there once for a glass of wine before shipping them to work.... or... on a day you know she's going to come clean.... make a mess and frame your dog.... the glasses can be a casualty of this mess and you can be heartbroken on account of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Can you take a dump in wine glasses? new drink on the menu? the dirty detlef No bueno, Maria. Es muy crappo. No Feliz Navidad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Its called Pinching a merloaf two el guapos, one cup Give her a gift certificate to Jujube. Then you'll each have something you don't want. :oldrazz: I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while. Good job, gentlemen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Its called Pinching a merloaf Give her a gift certificate to Jujube. Then you'll each have something you don't want. :oldrazz: Good stuff boys.......... Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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