Skippy Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I feel very special today as this was sent to my work email. This is a pretty secure email that I get almost no junk in so I think this might be real. Hello my the surprised friend! My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life. But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more. I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance. I would like to see that we became good friends and not only. If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: lovelylyudmila@gmail.com My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating Agency therefore write on my personals e-mail: lovelylyudmila@gmail.com Yours new friend Lyudmila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 One thing me and this chick have in common is that I sort of write like her. Do think I have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 That is awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 So... did you penetrate in her letter or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) Dammit...i got the same email except from Nadejda. Hello my the surprised friend!My name Nadejda and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my new friend. On my former work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life. But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 28 years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Novochebocksarsk. In connection with that that in the world financial crisis and few workplaces goes reduction. I have got to reduction and I had to finish the work in hospital. Now I work in Cafe-Bar. I wish to be happy life in the and I have serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more. I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance. I would like to see that we became good friends and not only. If you are serious and interested in me please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: nadejdakitten@gmail.com P.S. My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating Agency therefore write on my personals e-mail: nadejdakitten@gmail.com Yours new friend Nadejda. Edited April 20, 2009 by BillyBalata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Dude, do you mind if I email her?? Cause I too like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) I think we should start an grammar correction service for Nigeria scammers. We would make a mint! Respond to the letter: Dear whoever, You would bring in much more business if the letter you sent was in good English. For the sum of XXXXX, our service will polish the letter, and provide it to you so you can just plug in names as you see fit. We guarantee a jump in profits of XXX%. hmmmm Edited April 20, 2009 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Your first mistake might be assuming that it's a chick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think we should start an grammar correction service for NIgeria scammers. We woudl make a mint! Are these mistakes intentional? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Oddly enough, I had a friend that worked at the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic...I should call him and ask about her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Looks like Yukon has been busy over the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 168 foot woman? Thats hawt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 168 foot woman? Thats hawt. 168 is in cm, translating to about 5'5". Otherwise the Attack of the 50-Foot Woman looks minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I love dumb wimmin. Give her my e-mail please..... illlockyouinmybasement@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I think I'll just stick to all the desireable wimmins who are already "searching for ME", according to innumerable huddle banner ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Lyudmila. I think that was the name of that 7 foot cross dresser in Hooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Lyudmila. I think that was the name of that 7 foot cross dresser in Hooters. Could very well have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Lyudmila. I think that was the name of that 7 foot cross dresser in Hooters. Nah...That was spain! He has great legs...plus No Veins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 "At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders." I nearly peed my pants when I got to this part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 In Soviet Russia, letter penetrates YOU. He types english better than I type Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Hey, responding to a letter like this worked out for wiegie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Isn't Lyudmila an STD? Maybe in Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 In Soviet Russia, letter penetrates YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 In Soviet Russia, letter penetrates YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 One of the more famous internet scams. Be careful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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