MikesVikes Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 (edited) I still have that episode on my DVR. My daughter and I watched it a few days ago. Talk about a Fu*ck up dad. The kid in question kept saying the word spincter all the time? Its gotta be a hoax. ...Meanwhile at the Martels', Mayumi Heene sees safety gates everywhere and wonders how the family have fun... That was hilarious. Edited October 16, 2009 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked," Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked," Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman"? "No, he's busy", whispered the child." Busy doing what?, asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper" Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there"? Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "They're looking for me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 We watched portions of this at work and when they started getting close to the power lines it got interesting. If it had gotten into the 345 line they wouldn't have needed the shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted October 16, 2009 Author Share Posted October 16, 2009 now can we beat the parents? http://laist.com/2009/10/15/uncomfortable_...loon_boy_te.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AtomicCEO Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I'm glad I didn't pay much attention to this whole TV escape despite the fact that it was floating over my office. Disgusted with people, disgusted with TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 meh. the family certainly seems a little, umm, eccentric, and therefore easy to turn into villians, but I am thinking they had the scare of their lives today. it's not really their fault it became a mega-news live national BS bonanza. and the implication that the whole thing was some sort of media stunt? it's just hard for me to picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Of course it was rigged. These guys were on every single morning show this morning. Ya know...you can say "NO" when asked to be on. You know how I know you're lying? If you ever say "We don't want the attention" on an f'n morning show. Still, it was the UFO. See how easily America is distracted from the real truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted October 16, 2009 Author Share Posted October 16, 2009 and the implication that the whole thing was some sort of media stunt? it's just hard for me to picture. no offense, but you sort of have a bad track record when it comes to being duped into believing things that just aren't true :oldrazz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 You know how I know you're lying? If you ever say "We don't want the attention" on an f'n morning show. This. You just find out that your son is alive when you thought he was dead. Do you take some private time to work out the emotions? No way! Go on TV! You just find out that a lie perpetuated by your son has cost the state a hundred grand and pissed off a whole nation? Take some private time to work this out? Hell no! Trot him out in front of the cameras! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo...layer_embedded# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 How come UFOs only land in America?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 How come UFOs only land in America?... They make crop circles in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 How come UFOs only land in America?... 'cause we are the only dumbasses that talk about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 How come UFOs only land in America?... russia too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 This thing is a scam/hoax! May the powers that be sue their freakin' ass for whatever the cost is. The tape in the beginning says it all. Watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 meh. the family certainly seems a little, umm, eccentric, and therefore easy to turn into villians, but I am thinking they had the scare of their lives today. it's not really their fault it became a mega-news live national BS bonanza. and the implication that the whole thing was some sort of media stunt? it's just hard for me to picture. You have more faith in humankind, and those parents specifically, than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Sheeesh, can't wait to see how this plays out as an episode of South Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 someone will dress up as the silver jiffy pop muffin balloon for halloween. this may be the only productive thing to come out of this ordeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Charges will be filed No surprises there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 someone will dress up as the silver jiffy pop muffin balloon for halloween. this may be the only productive thing to come out of this ordeal. with a toy baby hanging underneath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Charges will be filed No surprises there. I read somewhere over the weekend while they could throw a variety of charges against them, the only one's likely to stick would have them serving minimum jail time if any at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 (edited) Still, it was the UFO. See how easily America is distracted from the real truth? Cue X-Files music. "The truth is out there." ETA, I am so glad I didn't pay this much attention. Edited October 19, 2009 by The Irish Doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 ETA, I am so glad I didn't pay this much attention. Actually it was a pretty entertainiing train wreck. Just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 They make crop circles in England. ABWF probably thinks England is one of the 53 states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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