wiegie Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) Long story about me and pain pills. And the side effects. Take a minute to read, it may prevent... Thank you--this story will prevent me from ever attending the same conference that you do we are like 2 peas in a pod. That has got to be one stinky pod. Edited June 28, 2010 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 An instant classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 An instant classic relief . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 No Mike, it was not instant but it was indeed ass relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 All I can say is "chit happens" That's the hardest I've laughed in a while. I literally had tears coming out. An instant classic OMG ... Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Sadly I can relate, but not from pain pills. Mine had more to do with too many beers, a hugh steak dinner, and hovering instead of sitting in a strip club crapper. First and only time I have ever hovered, it doesnt work as well as sitting does. But no way I am sitting down in a strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Awesome Chit, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 if you'd just put a nozzle on that, you probably could have got lift-off. sputter around a bit like george jetson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 if you'd just put a nozzle on that, you probably could have got lift-off. sputter around a bit like george jetson. I am sure if I did that then I would be dead. I would have lifted off beyond our atmosphere and I didn't even think about a parachute prior to launch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Opie, click here, whew, just made it through that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Absolutely craptacular!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 You made polksalet and cliaz proud amateur hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Reminds me of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 GREAT story - the best part is the overall gestalt of being on the edge of getting caught with chit in your hands but getting away with it. THey call that break 5 minutes earlier and how many walk into the bathroom with the sight of you scrubbing yourself down? Nope, didn't happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Sooo, it was basically like when Neil O'Donnell threw those 2 perfect passes to Larry Brown from your perspective? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Now I am not telling you this story because I am proud. I mean this is going to lower my rank with people like SteelBunz for sure but I am telling it because I think we all need to share and understand that we are human and chit happens. Now.....why would you say that? My chit stinks too, ya know. And just to make you feel a little better....lol.....I had an embarrassing shart incident a few months back. I had a few things going for me though. #1....TG I was on my way home anyway....and #2... No one witnessed or knew about it. Until now. Hope you are getting back on track, Skippy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I re-read this again today to see if I would laugh as hard as I did yesterday... tears are still flowing. You should be proud, now the conference attendees will actually remember something from the experience. Hope your feeling better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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