Footballjoe Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 You order food at Arby's and you get the senior discount without even asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 When the stripper calls you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 You start referring to people as young punks. And you are only 36 yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The first time I felt old was when I was chasing my son down a steep mountain trail and I realized that I was afraid of falling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 When you let the kids talk you into diving onto a water slide tarp and break a rib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky11 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 when the pre-round warm up includes stretching and Theralgesic instead of boilermakers and Marlboros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 It takes longer to recover from a work out than it does to recover from the flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'm 41 and Im hitting the warped tour thursday in 94 degree heat and plan to drink and mosh all day so I ahve no idea what you guys are talking about. I did steal a few of my moms oxys so maybe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 when....ah frack it...everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ...when you get down on the floor to pick up something from under the sofa, and you can barely get back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When you let the kids talk you into diving onto a water slide tarp and break a rib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulzale Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Go to freshman orientation for college with your nephew and realize you were there just a mere 20 YEARS AGO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I feel very old when I am around the other employees at the place that I bartend at. Mostly the waiters and waitresses. A few months ago one of the waitresses said I reminded her of her ex boyfriends father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 NIce. I was thinking about having a topic like this one. ...when your garbage can has wheels on it. ...when you look at a hot chick and she thinks you're not wearing anything underneath your overcoat. (made that one up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I feel very old when I am around the other employees at the place that I bartend at. Mostly the waiters and waitresses. A few months ago one of the waitresses said I reminded her of her ex boyfriends father. I feel very old when I walk into a Buffalo Wild Wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When you get more mail from AARP than credit card offers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 My last haircut, the chick suggested an eyebrow and ear trim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ............. you pull a hammie going 2nd to home in softball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Aching all over when walking the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revenge Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 My last haircut, the chick suggested an eyebrow and ear trim. +1 I got the eyebrow trim question a couple weeks ago. When you and the Mrs. are bumping uglies and you need a injury timeout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ...when you get down on the floor to pick up something from under the sofa, and you can barely get back up. Gravity is just stronger now... +1 I got the eyebrow trim question a couple weeks ago. When you and the Mrs. are bumping uglies and you need a injury timeout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Your wife discovers melted ice cream that you left in the fridge instead of the freezer. You can no longer eat whatever you want without gastrointestinal consequences. You spank it only once or twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Your wife discovers melted ice cream that you left in the fridge instead of the freezer. You can no longer eat whatever you want without gastrointestinal consequences. You spank it only once or twice a day. What kind of food does that anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 When you take a weekend vacation on the 4th and you are worried that you might get carded if you go to the casino but think it's safe and worth the chance. Not for you, but your kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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