whomper Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 A very enjoyable occurrence I get to experience at least once a week is drunken texts from Tbone. Watching the metamorphosis of the normal texts during the day into the inebriated texts of the evening is pure hilarity. The following are texts from yesterday. These are submitted word for word . Letter for letter. Please help me translate his texts that I have the * next to. Thanks in advance I will put a * next to those that need translation TBone: Dude, I am f**king hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeerrrrrrrrreddd Me: Lol TBone: Philly fucjing sicks ( This means Philly F'in sucks) Me: Oh man you are hammered TBone: Fo relas (for real) Me: Drunken Tbone texts are the best TBone :snil e; (trying to type the smile graemlin) Me: Im on my way myself. Doing some smithwicks (here is where we seem to hit the dark side) TBone: 12+ drfgatsa * Me: lol, you guys gotta come up again TBone: ewdid* TBone: Waitin for my trian (train) Me: Good. Be careful TBone : 10 eransd ? * Me: Dude, you're not speaking English lol TBone: Let ne say itr slow lol 10 tream leaguema (this is in reference to a local league I am trying to recruit him for) This means let me say it slow. 10 team league ? Me:Yes TBone: redrafg (redraft) Me: yes Ted: Sweet in to ewun * Tbone: sorry, I am f'ed up Me: You kiddin: I friggin love it Tbone: havwbt been this watsed ina long tine Me: lol Can I please post your texts at the huddle TBone : LMSO sure So the game is to please translate the below texts in the context of the above conversation 12+ drfgatsa ewdid 10 eransd ? sweet in to ewun Let the guesses begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I have no guesses, but, this post is GREAT !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 sweet in to ewun I'll hazard a guess that the above means "sweet, I am in to win." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 12+ drfgatsa I did 12 + shots with a drag wearing transexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 (edited) 10 eransd ? Looking back I sort of answered this one. I believe he is asking me here if the local league is a 10 team league 12+ drfgatsa I did 12 + shots with a drag wearing transexual You are on to something here. Given the fact that his text is right after me saying what I was drinking I think he is trying to tell me what he was drinking Edited July 31, 2010 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 A very enjoyable occurrence I get to experience at least once a week is drunken texts from Tbone. Watching the metamorphosis of the normal texts during the day into the inebriated texts of the evening is pure hilarity. The following are texts from yesterday. These are submitted word for word . Letter for letter. Please help me translate his texts that I have the * next to. Thanks in advance I will put a * next to those that need translation TBone: Dude, I am f**king hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeerrrrrrrrreddd Me: Lol TBone: Philly fucjing sicks ( This means Philly F'in sucks) Me: Oh man you are hammered TBone: Fo relas (for real) Me: Drunken Tbone texts are the best TBone :snil e; (trying to type the smile graemlin) Me: Im on my way myself. Doing some smithwicks (here is where we seem to hit the dark side) TBone: 12+ drfgatsa * Me: lol, you guys gotta come up again TBone: ewdid* TBone: Waitin for my trian (train) Me: Good. Be careful TBone : 10 eransd ? * Me: Dude, you're not speaking English lol TBone: Let ne say itr slow lol 10 tream leaguema (this is in reference to a local league I am trying to recruit him for) This means let me say it slow. 10 team league ? Me:Yes TBone: redrafg (redraft) Me: yes Ted: Sweet in to ewun * Tbone: sorry, I am f'ed up Me: You kiddin: I friggin love it Tbone: havwbt been this watsed ina long tine Me: lol Can I please post your texts at the huddle TBone : LMSO sure So the game is to please translate the below texts in the context of the above conversation 12+ drfgatsa ewdid 10 eransd ? sweet in to ewun Let the guesses begin The above is exactly why this world is heading into the crapper. I can't believe that people are posting stuff like this and making jokes about it. Can you not obviously see that this guy has a serious drinking problem??? All you are doing with a post like this is being a complete enabler. I thought the people on this site were grown adults. This is sick!! Just kidding - love to see people get there drink on. Drink up dude!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'll hazard a guess that the above means "sweet, I am in to win." seems like a solid guess to me. I have a feeling TBone, the only person that can truly give us these answers, may not be much help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Me:YesTBone: redrafg (redraft) Me: yes Ted: Sweet in to ewun * That implies that you know what a redraft league is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'll hazard a guess that the above means "sweet, I am in to win." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 12+ drfgatsa I did 12 + shots with a drag wearing transexual Don't women have adam apples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 12+ drfgatsa he's drank 12 or more draft beers. 12+ drafts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 So the game is to please translate the below texts in the context of the above conversation 12+ drfgatsa - This was 12+ of whatever he had to drink- draft gatsas sounds good. ewdid - this was his answer to you saying he needs to come up again. He said,"ewdid" which means "we do" 10 eransd ? - 10 team redraft (refering to the league you want him in). sweet in to ewun - In it to win it. Let the guesses begin This is some great stuff! We need a weekly episode of this. I'll hazard a guess that the above means "sweet, I am in to win." I thought that that was the easiest one to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 ewdid - this was his answer to you saying he needs to come up again. He said,"ewdid" which means "we do" Strong possibility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 With whomper's permission, I may be able to do something similar with twiley come tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 With whomper's permission, I may be able to do something similar with twiley come tonight. Go for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 so this is what a "booty text" conversation looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ I tried searching for a "Rosetta Stone" of drunken texting here to help me discern what was said... yeah... no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 (edited) Me: lol, you guys gotta come up for air again? TBone: ewdid* (You did - drunk translation - you done yet?) Edited July 31, 2010 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 12+ drfgatsa he's drank 12 or more draft beers. 12+ drafts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 drunken texting is the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 ewdid* only thing i can think of is the we got flipped to ew and in his condition do became did. so in response to coming up again, the response was meant to be "we do". no freaking idea. this is some great stuff here boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 With whomper's permission, I may be able to do something similar with twiley come tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Whomp, I haven't saved the texts I get from him during Preakness day...but there's classic hillbilly drunk in the context of them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 (edited) You text me all the time, but I never get any of this funny shiatt! Edited August 1, 2010 by Hat Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Way better than mine to BC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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