matt770 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Not using coins killed slot machines When I think of slot machines I think of obese chain-smoking old ladies in wheelchairs with their casino reward cards attached to their wrist by one of those multicolored coiled bands, and them pressing the button over and over with a blank expression, occasionally coughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Leinart killed his chances But killed some sweet college poonani in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Not using coins killed slot machines Unfortunately, that's not the case. Slot machines are alive and well. They're the cockroach of the casino. Napalm couldn't kill the slot machine. And for the life of me I can't explain why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Texas Hold "Em killed Follow the Queen Sportscenter killed the Local News Sports Email killed Verbal Communication. Politics killed The Tailgate. LeBron killed Sportscenter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 LeBron killed Sportscenter? Preceded by Brett killed Sportscenter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I still play with a stick and balls more than I play video games. I don't think he was talking about the fleshy kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Television killed meaningful political debate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 There's a motel by the bus station? SWEET!!!!! It's called the Plaza, and Valet parking is just across the ally from the Grayhound station. Good times..... I still play with a stick and balls more than I play video games. Don't let your wife know..... The new NFL TV deal killed PrimeTime. Pol Pot killed..... well everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Sirius Radio killed Howard Stern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Mel Gibson killed any doubt he's a complete and total nut when he's on the sauce. Visanthe Shiancoe killed the notion all men are created equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Jon Stewart killed The Daily Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 the mirror my boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 my motivation to finish sentences was killed by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 my motivation to finish sentences was killed by The plaintiff's lack of funding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 Mike Alstott killed Warrick Dunn's fantasy value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Sirius Radio killed Howard Stern Howard Stern killed Sirius Radio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 Contact lists in your phone killed knowing peoples phone numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Telemarketers killed phone manners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Jon Stewart killed The Daily Show. Television ratings show that the program[The Daily Show] generally has 1.45 to 1.6 million viewers nightly, a high figure for cable television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Dynasty leagues killed redraft leagues (PM me for explanation Whomper) IDP is slowing killing Team D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I didn't vote for Obama, and you didn't kill the Tailgate. It was a f'in joke. BS. He has too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 txtn k grmr. fxd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterwing Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Banks killed the gold standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Curiosity killed the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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