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Rolled a 300

Got a hole in one (Golf)

Hit a Home Run over the fence

Hat Trick

360 on a dirtbike

Royal Flush on the deal

Basketball buzzer beater

:wacko:

enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time.

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Rolled a 300

Got a hole in one (Golf)

Hit a Home Run over the fence

Hat Trick

360 on a dirtbike

Royal Flush on the deal

Basketball buzzer beater

:wacko:

 

Hole in one . . . done twice.

Home run, yep in high school.

Not a buzzer beater in basketball, but did hit 2 free throws with no time left to win.

 

No on the other ones . .

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Rolled a 300

Got a hole in one (Golf)

Hit a Home Run over the fence

Hat Trick

360 on a dirtbike

Royal Flush on the deal

Basketball buzzer beater

:tup:

 

 

Completed many hat tricks in my youth soccer days as well as with the wife :wacko:

 

Many softballs over a 300 foot fence

 

Rolled a 300 in Wii bowling

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Rolled a 300

Got a hole in one (Golf)

Hit a Home Run over the fence

Hat Trick

360 on a dirtbike

Royal Flush on the deal

Basketball buzzer beater

:wacko:

enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time.

I'm so sick of being tormented about the hole in one! I swear every customer I have has at least one. I've never been closer than 3 feet.

 

Hit a good handful of homeruns, one a playoff game winner. Favorite homer came at Skydome, the longest one hit a Burgermaster across the street from the UW field.

 

Enjoyed sexual relations with three women at the same time, on tape, and the next morning I had no idea it happened. I'd imagine this would be my fondest college memory if I could remember a second of it. Damn redbull! Not exactly the most attractive girls on the planet, as they were Moses Lake, WA locals. Also at that school I had two sisters the same night, but not at the same time. Gotta love little redneck college towns with nothing to do.

 

Hit a few buzzer beaters at the ends of halves and quarters, can't remember ever doing it to win or tie a game at the end.

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Rolled a 300 - Not even close... best game ever was around 225, I think.

Got a hole in one (Golf) - Several have come close (within inches) of hitting the pin, in which case they might have gone in (but rolled at least a few feet past the hole). Closest was on a very short par 3 (right around 100 yards), when the ball came to a stop less than a foot from the cup.

Hit a Home Run over the fence - A couple in baseball (in my much younger years), and several in softball.

Hat Trick - If this is referring to hockey, I'm probably one of the few people who grew up in Minnesota that can't even stand up on ice skates.

360 on a dirtbike - Rolled my car 360 degrees (one complete roll) once, but that's about it. :lol:

Royal Flush on the deal - Nope, but I've seen some pretty crazy things take place at the casino/card table.

Basketball buzzer beater :yay: - Made a couple, but probably missed even more (potential game-winners).

 

enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. - Not that I remember. :wacko:

 

A few other close calls and/or random thoughts that come to mind:

 

Won an AAU basketball state tournament in high school, and got to travel to Vegas to compete in the national tournament. Saw a number of nationally recognized players and coaches while we were there, which was pretty cool (Coach K, John Thompson, Jacque Vaughn, Miles Simon, etc.). Our team played four games, if I remember right, and got absolutely smoked in three of the four. :tup:

 

Last year, I drove the green on a 285-yard par 4, and missed a five-foot eagle putt. It might have been even less than that (five feet). :rofl:

 

Scored 30+ points in basketball a few times, in both high school and college. No, I didn't play D-I... It was actually a D-III JV team. :bow:

 

Struck out 20 batters, in a 7-inning game, in 7th grade.

 

OK... Now, I'm grasping at straws. :rofl:

 

My wife actually has a much better list of accomplishments than I do... Just off the top of my head:

 

- She was goalie on a national all-star soccer team as a kid.

- Competed in a national free throw shooting competition... Can't remember if she actually won (I think she did), but they flew her and her parents across the country to compete in it.

- She DID play D-I basketball, and holds pretty much every scoring record (game, season, and career-wise) at her school.

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Rolled a 300 - Nope. Best is a 220

Got a hole in one (Golf) - Nope. About 4" away though.

Hit a Home Run over the fence - Many times.

Hat Trick - Ya. Used to play hockey in my teens.

360 on a dirtbike. Nope. Not my thing.

Royal Flush on the deal. On the deal? No, but got 4 aces on the deal once.

Basketball buzzer beater. Ya, a couple times.

 

:wacko:

enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Once. Freaking awesome.

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hole in one on a par three (i believe it was at Kauai lagoons)

homer runs in baseball and softball

360 on skis and skateboard off of jumps

hat tricks in lacrosse

buzzer beaters several time in intramural bb in college

2 chicks once (well more than once that night :wacko: )

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Rolled a 300

Got a hole in one (Golf)

Hit a Home Run over the fence

Hat Trick

360 on a dirtbike

Royal Flush on the deal

Basketball buzzer beater

:tup:

enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time.

nope

yep

yep

yep

hell no

only a straight flush

yep

nope :wacko:

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Rolled a 300 - No...279 a few weeks ago. 16 out of 17 strikes over two games.

Got a hole in one (Golf) - No

Hit a Home Run over the fence - No (unless you count strikeout. Only played one year in organized baseball, the rest was sandlot)

Hat Trick - No (can't skate)

360 on a dirtbike - No

Royal Flush on the deal - No

Basketball buzzer beater - No

:wacko:

enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. - No (it's challenging enough to please one...plus I'm not an orgy guy...I'd have to buy orgy clothes and start using weird lotions)

 

So pretty much no to everything.

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