Scooby Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 a little insomnia on my part right now, but a stray male cat wondered in and went straight for my lap, he meowed and jumped right up on my lap without me saying a word, it almost scared me...he's beautiful, black and white, but very skinny, no collar, and not neutered. He keeps purring and cuddling next to me and when I opened the door to my house he went right in. What should I do now? I guess I am thinking he may have belonged to someone, I will ask around, but he seems to be starving not only for food but affection. he's in my lap now purring away, its so sweet:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 In some cultures you just allowed the Grim Reaper into your den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 In some cultures you just allowed the Grim Reaper into your den. or a skunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 or a skunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 this cat will not be here tonight. as Scooby knows well, I am absolutely anti-cat. and the damm thing has fleas ... she promises to get rid of this thing today. if not, I will take matters into my own hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 this cat will not be here tonight. as Scooby knows well, I am absolutely anti-cat. and the damm thing has fleas ... she promises to get rid of this thing today. if not, I will take matters into my own hands. yep still a dick, if you are so anti-cat and no intentions of keeping it why did you take it in and let sit on your lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) a little insomnia on my part right now, but a stray male cat wondered in and went straight for my lap, he meowed and jumped right up on my lap without me saying a word, it almost scared me...he's beautiful, black and white, but very skinny, no collar, and not neutered. He keeps purring and cuddling next to me and when I opened the door to my house he went right in. What should I do now? I guess I am thinking he may have belonged to someone, I will ask around, but he seems to be starving not only for food but affection. he's in my lap now purring away, its so sweet:) this cat will not be here tonight. as Scooby knows well, I am absolutely anti-cat. and the damm thing has fleas ... she promises to get rid of this thing today. if not, I will take matters into my own hands. I'm guessing here's the answer to your question. Edited April 9, 2011 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I'm guessing here's the answer to your question. This is the answer as to why Slayer got that wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) yep still a dick, if you are so anti-cat and no intentions of keeping it why did you take it in and let sit on your lap. you are getting me and scooby confused, never let it sit on my lap. I do not like cats. we have trapped six strays already. this neighborhood has a stray cat problem. plus, I think this one was dumped b/c it is not scared. Cats have been crapping all over my yard, front and back. i can do without cat hair all over my patio furniture. this cat was someone else's problem, and it won't be dumped on me. the only dick is you, you know, the guy who thinks he knows everything and what is best for others when he is really confused and factually wrong in the first place. either that or you are some cat-lover who gets offended when some else doesn't like cats and voices their opinion. and what did i ever do to you in the first place? whatever, dude. go be demeaning to someone else. Edited April 9, 2011 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 sounds like yer prisoner loved the cat and it made her feel warm and wanted instead of kicked around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 sounds like yer prisoner loved the cat and it made her feel warm and wanted instead of kicked around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 you are getting me and scooby confused, never let it sit on my lap. I do not like cats. we have trapped six strays already. this neighborhood has a stray cat problem. plus, I think this one was dumped b/c it is not scared. Cats have been crapping all over my yard, front and back. i can do without cat hair all over my patio furniture. this cat was someone else's problem, and it won't be dumped on me. the only dick is you, you know, the guy who thinks he knows everything and what is best for others when he is really confused and factually wrong in the first place. either that or you are some cat-lover who gets offended when some else doesn't like cats and voices their opinion. and what did i ever do to you in the first place? whatever, dude. go be demeaning to someone else. You are incredibly cold and heartless. Cats are the most loving and beautiful of God's creatures. My neighborhood too had a cat "problem" but instead of heartlessly trapping them, my wife and I founded Purrfect Friends right here in our home. We take them in, bathe them, treat them for fleas, feed them and take care of them until we can place them in a good home. My wife knits the cutest little sweaters for them, and every last one of our Purrfect Friends has a name (and a distinct little personality!). You obviously wouldn't understand any of this because you are clearly Satanic. I hope those kitties continue to leave you their little presents. They are smart you know -- obviously they see you for what you are. Right now we have 59 Purrfect Friends ready to be adopted (including several soon-to-be mommies expecting kittens!!!). Anyone who is in this area and interested in adopting, shoot me a PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 You are incredibly cold and heartless. Cats are the most loving and beautiful of God's creatures. My neighborhood too had a cat "problem" but instead of heartlessly trapping them, my wife and I founded Purrfect Friends right here in our home. We take them in, bathe them, treat them for fleas, feed them and take care of them until we can place them in a good home. My wife knits the cutest little sweaters for them, and every last one of our Purrfect Friends has a name (and a distinct little personality!). You obviously wouldn't understand any of this because you are clearly Satanic. I hope those kitties continue to leave you their little presents. They are smart you know -- obviously they see you for what you are. Right now we have 59 Purrfect Friends ready to be adopted (including several soon-to-be mommies expecting kittens!!!). Anyone who is in this area and interested in adopting, shoot me a PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I was sitting in my garage last night. With the garage door down. And the car running. But then I read that hugh one loves him some untateve and everything was right in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 What happened to just smoking Josh Gordon in the garage anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 i'm sure they are fine animals, but i'm allergic as hell to them. there will be none in my house ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 you are getting me and scooby confused, never let it sit on my lap. I do not like cats. we have trapped six strays already. this neighborhood has a stray cat problem. plus, I think this one was dumped b/c it is not scared. Cats have been crapping all over my yard, front and back. i can do without cat hair all over my patio furniture. this cat was someone else's problem, and it won't be dumped on me. the only dick is you, you know, the guy who thinks he knows everything and what is best for others when he is really confused and factually wrong in the first place. either that or you are some cat-lover who gets offended when some else doesn't like cats and voices their opinion. and what did i ever do to you in the first place? whatever, dude. go be demeaning to someone else. Yes I was wrong and after being scolded and humiliated in public I will just go in a corner and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 lol! here's a picture of kitty kat...my 5 yr old said his name is "Brian Ghostbuster" lol!! http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq228/n...18/DSC00503.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 lol! here's a picture of kitty kat...my 5 yr old said his name is "Brian Ghostbuster" lol!! http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq228/n...18/DSC00503.jpg Is that SH that's about to take a pee-pee on your new kitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 lol! thats my 5 yr old:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Good luck getting rid of it now. Your wife never should have fed it - that cat will never leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Looks just like my female cat. We call her oreo and she is as sweet as can be. She does bring a lot of lizards in the house to play with though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I would keep Brian Ghostbuster around just to keep a handle on all of the ghost mice that must be haunting your house from being eaten by all of the stray cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Dang...looks like his nails are dug into the back cushion pretty good! He's defying gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Scooby, don't let your husband serve you chinese food tonight. Just kidding. Give the cat some food, a bath and a new home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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