TimC Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 http://kohler.com/numi/# If you click on the Kohler link, she appears to be getting hawt waiting for you to take a dump. And it looks like the toilet is in the living room. We're talking rajncajn stud. Nice. Kohler Numi - Custom Bidet: User can control pressure, temperature and angle. - Deodorizer: Air is pulled through charcoal filter. - Tankless Design: Read: No chains to jiggle! - Motion Sensor Lid: After 90 seconds of no movement, the toilet will close. - Seat Warmer: Why should your bottom suffer from a chilly toilet seat? - Foot Warmer: A vent beneath the bowl blows hot air to warm your feet and the cold tile beneath them. - Automatic Seat: For male users, a motion sensor is activated by foot and causes the seat to rise and then lower when you're away. - LED lit back panel: Frosted glass is lit in an energy-efficient way. - MP3 Hook-up: So you never have to be without your music. Built in speakers, FM radio. - Remote Control: This touch-screen pad lets the user control all of these features from a wireless control. Should you want to activate the foot warmer in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 $6400 for a toilet? Holy sh1t, that's expensive. the Pentagon pays that for a urinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) the Pentagon pays that for a urinal. And why the hell is it sitting in the middle of a living room?? Seriously. Edited April 21, 2011 by SteelBunz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Awesome. Simply awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I just ordered mine. She should be here in 2 weeks if she can clear customs. Has anyone here thought, damn, that's a fine looking woman in that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 And why the hell is it sitting in the middle of a living room?? Seriously. If I spending $6K + on something, it will be sitting in the middle of the living room for everyone to see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I just ordered mine. She should be here in 2 weeks if she can clear customs. Has anyone here thought, damn, that's a fine looking woman in that picture. i figured she came with the SHAM WOW!tttter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Nice!! But, what if you have to REALLY go and have to wait for the damn thing to open up and get ready for dumpage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) i figured she came with the SHAM WOW!tttter? I think she's the toilet paper? Hey, Annika Russkie...can you use your middle finger this time? Edited April 21, 2011 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The damn thing has "User" presets... I thought I was going to spend my tax return on lotto tickets, smokes, and malt liquor, but this crapper is just too good to pass up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The damn thing has "User" presets... I thought I was going to spend my tax return on lotto tickets, smokes, and malt liquor, but this crapper is just too good to pass up. I wonder if it has ass-smell recognition technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Does it auto-recognize the user? No, it has (best I can tell) 6 user settings on the remote control... You click on your name and presto!!! Edited April 21, 2011 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Hell, maybe I install one in my basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Not to be a commie or anything, but some people have too damn much money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Does it auto-recognize the user? Yes, with the taint scanning feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 So should I get the extended warranty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I especially like the floor to ceiling windows where the toliet is so you can enjoy the view and show allll the jealous neighbors your 6 grand crapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I especially like the floor to ceiling windows where the toliet is so you can enjoy the view and show allll the jealous neighbors your 6 grand crapper. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the model that has the ad for Jeans but you can barely see the jeans in the ad. I could not believe the pictures on the website were actually an ad for a toilet. Also - loved reading the text - has to be a tough job to write ad copy to make a toilet seem exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 No mention of presets or anything for those nasty spur of the moment throw ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 No mention of presets or anything for those nasty spur of the moment throw ups. Or explosions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Yes, with the taint scanning feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 If one of you ever buy this, I'm coming over & taking an "upper decker" in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Opulence...I has it. That is asstastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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