nuke'em ttg Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 i wasn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 My wife was queen. Runner-up ended up being a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Not even close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Nominated, didn't win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 In the court, but not the king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I was voted HMFIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Not even close same here Not really about homecoming, but the election of our prom king and queen caused a tizzy among the snobby bitches at my school. On the night of our Christmas Ball, a drunk-driver crashed into the car of a likeable but "not in the "in-crowd"" couple in my class. The girl was almost killed and missed several months of our senior year. The couple garnered a very solid majority of the vote for Prom King and Queen and most people applauded them quite hardily when they arrived at our prom. But I still specifically remember overhearing one snotty-bitch remarking to her friends, "They only won because people felt sorry for them." Amusingly enough, via reading her remarks on mutual friends' facebook pages I have learned that the snotty-bitch is still indeed a snotty-bitch... just a fair bit fatter snotty-bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Not even close +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Just one of the peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks21 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Came up a few inches short. Lost to the only African-American in our class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 My youngest kid was homecoming king. He's the only royal family member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I banged the queen from our rival high school....twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 part of the club ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 (edited) Not even close for me, but, I was a Sophomore in the Letter Man's Club (M Club) (rare), it was a big deal at the time, and we were asked to escort the un-escorted girls to the Miss Morton contest. I always had an eye for Chris (a frosh). Great figure, 36 D's, 20" waist, and very cute. I was only 15yo w/o a driver's license and pulled some strings to get a ride w/ a senior (major dickhead). That same day a girl I had just broken up w/ met me in the hallway and gave me some fudge as a "forgiveness present" . About 5pm I realized the fudge was EXLAX! After crapping my brains out, I was still able to pick Chris up w/ dickhead. We sat there at the prelim and I realized "this chick has no personality. The conversation was non-existent". I suffered thru the ceremony and at the end I had dickhead take us to her house and I walked the 6 blocks home. MAN what a disappointing nite. I never saw her or spoke to her again. Lessons to be learned: Don't eat fudge from an Ex. If the wrapping looks good, what's in the box can be a disaster. She was a cutie though. Edited September 18, 2011 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Banged multiple nominees. One while her boyfriend was passed out in another hotel room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Not even close for me, but, I was a Sophomore in the Letter Man's Club (M Club) (rare), it was a big deal at the time, and we were asked to escort the un-escorted girls to the Miss Morton contest. I always had an eye for Chris (a frosh). Great figure, 36 D's, 20" waist, and very cute. I was only 15yo w/o a driver's license and pulled some strings to get a ride w/ a senior (major dickhead). That same day a girl I had just broken up w/ met me in the hallway and gave me some fudge as a "forgiveness present" . About 5pm I realized the fudge was EXLAX! After crapping my brains out, I was still able to pick Chris up w/ dickhead. We sat there at the prelim and I realized "this chick has no personality. The conversation was non-existent". I suffered thru the ceremony and at the end I had dickhead take us to her house and I walked the 6 blocks home. MAN what a disappointing nite. I never saw her or spoke to her again. Lessons to be learned:Don't eat fudge from an Ex. If the wrapping looks good, what's in the box can be a disaster. She was a cutie though. I believe I could tell the difference between exlax and fudge. I believe anybody could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I believe I could tell the difference between exlax and fudge. I believe anybody could. bear with him, DW... rockn is trying out excuses for his incontinence problems to see which ones are believable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I got some votes for class clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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