Footballjoe Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Just checked the trap. Possum #2 was captured. I fear this invasion may engulf the entire FBJ Republic. I need more Jedi's to stop the attack. I will take the Possum to a new galaxy far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idahov Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Just checked the trap. Possum #2 was captured. I fear this invasion may engulf the entire FBJ Republic. I need more Jedi's to stop the attack. I will take the Possum to a new galaxy far, far away. Hmm, may be time to kill Possum #2 and make it an example for other possum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Hmm, may be time to kill Possum #2 and make it an example for other possum. That would just incite Possum Terrorism as well as inspire Raccoon Insurgents to come to their aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Just checked the trap. Possum #2 was captured. I fear this invasion may engulf the entire FBJ Republic. I need more Jedi's to stop the attack. I will take the Possum to a new galaxy far, far away. You may be attracting oppossum that aren't even the one(s) under your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 That would just incite Possum Terrorism as well as inspire Raccoon Insurgents to come to their aid. Damn bandits anyways, hiding behind masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted February 20, 2007 Author Share Posted February 20, 2007 (edited) Possum #2 has been released. This time I crossed 3 bodies of water. Reset trap. Possumjoe Edited February 20, 2007 by Footballjoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Why don't you just find the hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Possum #2 has been released. This time I crossed 3 bodies of water. Reset trap. Possumjoe My uncle had squirrel issues in his garden and he use to do the catch and release program but more squirrels kept coming back. He eventually spray painted the squirrels tails to see if they were the same ones and they were. He was dropping those little turds off 5 miles down the road and they still found their way back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Why don't you just find the hole? I wish I could find out how they are getting under there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Wife says to skin it alive to make an example to tohers possums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Hmm, may be time to kill Possum #2 and make it an example for other possum. Possum #2 has been released. This time I crossed 3 bodies of water. Reset trap. Possumjoe So...what did you talk about on the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 So...what did you talk about on the way ? Well unless someone is gunning all of his politics discussions, probably the middle east Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 So...what did you talk about on the way? We discussed the opera. I found Possum Dave to be very bright, especially when it comes to the Arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If you catch another one , shine a bright light in his face , play loud music near the cage so he can't sleep and begin the questioing to see what information he has and to see what the possum's plan is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 We discussed the opera. I found Possum Dave to be very bright, especially when it comes to the Arts. How about Possum Jenkins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Why don't you just find the hole? We had a running back in high school who could never find the hole. He was wasn't much of a running back either. :rimshot: Well, it was funny back in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 you should be taking pictures of this and posting it you know. there is a rule here in the tailgate that anytime anything interesting happens in your life like this or sex you should be taking pictures and posting it. FYI when you catch another male one, flick it in the nutz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 FYI when you catch another male one, flick it in the nutz. And if you catch a female one then flick yourself in the nutz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 And if you catch a female one then flick yourself in the nutz Isn't that Redneck Possum Roulette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Possum Dave Was he a Big F'n Possum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If you catch another one , shine a bright light in his face , play loud music near the cage so he can't sleep and begin the questioing to see what information he has and to see what the possum's plan is are we no better than the possums themselves? Isn't that Redneck Possum Roulette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My uncle had squirrel issues in his garden and he use to do the catch and release program but more squirrels kept coming back. He eventually spray painted the squirrels tails to see if they were the same ones and they were. He was dropping those little turds off 5 miles down the road and they still found their way back. A minimum of 10 miles in distance is recommended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 A minimum of 10 miles in distance is recommended No crap? Huh, that explains a lot. I think I'll keep that info to myself. His squirrel escapades are pretty funny and I'd hate to ruin all of my fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 FBJ in his best Darth Vader voice, "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!!! Take her away!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If you catch another one , shine a bright light in his face , play loud music near the cage so he can't sleep and begin the questioing to see what information he has and to see what the possum's plan is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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