Savage Beatings Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 My wife is at work today, so I'm home alone with my 2 year old son. Like any good Father, I am surfing the internet while he watches a movie. OK, most of the time I'm pretty attentitve, but hey I like a break now and then too. I glance over at him, and see that his socks are red. He had grabbed an old sippy cup full of kool-aid that was on our kitchen counter and managed to spill it in 3 or 4 cute little polka-dot stains on the nice livingroom carpeting. I'm using a little steam cleanign right now to try to save my own neck. It's not looking good folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 You play golf....honey, I'm coming home right after the round.....two hours later at the bar...the cell phone rings....you know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 My wife is at work today, so I'm home alone with my 2 year old son. Like any good Father, I am surfing the internet while he watches a movie. OK, most of the time I'm pretty attentitve, but hey I like a break now and then too. I glance over at him, and see that his socks are red. He had grabbed an old sippy cup full of kool-aid that was on our kitchen counter and managed to spill it in 3 or 4 cute little polka-dot stains on the nice livingroom carpeting. I'm using a little steam cleanign right now to try to save my own neck. It's not looking good folks. Find a product called-Pholex-it will remove the stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 baking soda? club soda? is it strategically located, such that the new rug will fit nicely in the room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Oxi-Clean and/or Spot Shot. Call and make an appointment with your local Chem-Dry type carpet cleaning place. We get ours cleaned a couple of times a year. They can get almost any stain out, including red stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Sorry, but your domesticated man problems amuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Salt can work as well: it abrorbs the dye. Pour a bunch on, rub it in until the liquid disperses and it feels dry, then vacuum. Works well for wine..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Sorry, but your domesticated man problems amuse me. Laugh it up while you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 When she gets home do what the PacMan would do. Throw some money at her, bust some caps, and tell her to make you a sammich. And hide the hammers and frying pans before you go to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Pretty much your wife comes home from work and one twin is eating poop out of the other twins diaper and you are on the phone talking football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 i remember a stain jingle that went somethun like ........."Red you're Dead"........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 10, 2007 Author Share Posted March 10, 2007 Pretty much your wife comes home from work and one twin is eating poop out of the other twins diaper and you are on the phone talking football. Yep, that might beat mine. The only problem is that my mistake will be there forever to remind her of my incompetance day in and day out. I've tried everything today, but there are still faint pink spots that won't budge. I think I'm gonna keep quiet and I'll just wait until she notices it, and then pull the ol' that's been there forever... you're just noticing now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 (edited) Tell her it happened while you were going to the bathroom and the kool aid was a fresh sippy cup and not the old one that was on the counter..Instead of cleaning the carpet you may just have to buy cool aid if you dont have any in the house which would kill the freshly poured kool aid excuse.. Edited March 10, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Pour kool-aid over the entire floor and then when the wife comes home tell it that you had new carpeting installed just for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 At least you didn't drop the kid on his/her head on concrete like I did! And then go back to the scene of the crime and find scalp w/ hair in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Ahhh, the good old days. Look on the bright side, honey. No diaper rash. I didn't show them a scary movie. We didn't go out in the garage to do welding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 ash---hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Ahhh, the good old days. Look on the bright side, honey. No diaper rash. I didn't show them a scary movie. We didn't go out in the garage to do welding. Never knock welding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Nothing ticked my wife off more than when I left a kid in the car even if it was for 5 seconds. Like I'm not the only one that didn't want to turn a 5 second trip to the post office into a 15 minute one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Nothing ticked my wife off more than when I left a kid in the car even if it was for 5 seconds. Like I'm not the only one that didn't want to turn a 5 second trip to the post office into a 15 minute one? Sorry.... never leave a kid for a second in a car! No offense, but take the 15 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Why my kid only drinks water, sometimes she gets ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Why my kid only drinks water, sometimes she gets ice. + 1 (- ice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 My wife has left our daughter in the car countless times to go pick up our son from school especially on the really cold days. When I heard this I went bananas!!! She also put our, at the time, 5-6 month old son on our bed to go into the bathroom and get ready after I had already left for work. Well, of course you know what happened he rolled off the bed and hit the floor also banging his head on her dresses taking a nice little piece out of it. Bananas again!!!! Both times I was like what the hell were you thinking!!! I was amazed she would even attempt either thing. As for me I've left both kids in the tub alone to chat with you guys. Although they were only about 5-10 feet away but still as you parents out there know all it takes is a split second for bad sh*t to happen and you're screwed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Time to move the couch over the stain.... "Do you like how I changed the room around, Honey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 How'd things turn out with the wife SB? Did you come clean or plead the fifth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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