whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Dont normally start up duece related threads but a great debate was discussed at length today..About 5 of us use this bathroom in the back of our office as opposed to the main one..There is only one stall..My brother goes in does his business and leaves..I see him come back to our section of the office and realize the coast is clear..After about 10 minutes im ready and it comes on quick..I quickly get to the facilities and basically almost had to hit a jump shot..Long story short I look to the left post release and there is 2 plys of paper left..I make the most of those ply and had to step out and get more paper..I come back to our sales section fired up and I call him out..He said its my responsibilty to make sure there is paper not the person who went last..Is it bathroom etiquette to replace the roll if you leave it either empty or to the point were the next person may not be able to complete the task with what you left or is it up to you to make sure you have what you need before you go ? Keep in mind my argument was I didnt have time to survey the bathroom.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 big john or someone can you please change the title to work bathroom etiquette. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Dont normally start up duece related threads but a great debate was discussed at length today..About 5 of us use this bathroom in the back of our office as opposed to the main one..There is only one stall..My brother goes in does his business and leaves..I see him come back to our section of the office and realize the coast is clear..After about 10 minutes im ready and it comes on quick..I quickly get to the facilities and basically almost had to hit a jump shot..Long story short I look to the left post release and there is 2 plys of paper left..I make the most of those ply and had to step out and get more paper..I come back to our sales section fired up and I call him out..He said its my responsibilty to make sure there is paper not the person who went last..Is it bathroom etiquette to replace the roll if you leave it either empty or to the point were the next person may not be able to complete the task with what you left or is it up to you to make sure you have what you need before you go ? Keep in mind my argument was I didnt have time to survey the bathroom.. What your brother perpetrated is one dastardly deed! Always look out for the next in line when it comes to replacing the TP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 What your brother perpetrated is one dastardly deed! Always look out for the next in line when it comes to replacing the TP!! exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 last one in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 YOU have to replace it if its out or almost out if for no other reason you dont know if you are gonna have to hit it again due to a bad coffee day or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Keep the spare TP in the bathroom and this really becomes a non-issue. It's just a work bathroom so even if there isn't a cabinet in there just keep a case on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Well...now we know who you want to kill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 What your brother perpetrated is one dastardly deed! Always look out for the next in line when it comes to replacing the TP!! While that may be true, whomper now has a serious case of mud butt to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 While that may be true, whomper now has a serious case of mud butt to worry about. wasnt bad..I wouldve done the penguin if I was home but had to do the walk of shame past 2 people to get the new roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 Well...now we know who you want to kill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Big annoyance of mine at the office. Drives me absolutely bonkers when I walk in and find an empty roll or no spare rolls. You used it all up so please have the common dignity to replace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) Puddy changes mine. Doesn't he do that for everyone? Edited March 19, 2007 by CaptainHook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 Puddy changes mine. Doesn't he do that for everyone? He doesnt change anything that is circular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Last one in should replace imo And do not worry whomp , skid marks are signs of character ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Keep the spare TP in the bathroom and this really becomes a non-issue. It's just a work bathroom so even if there isn't a cabinet in there just keep a case on the floor. i think they have a problem with someone missing and the floor gets all wet too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 Last one in should replace imo And do not worry whomp , skid marks are signs of character ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 While that may be true, whomper now has a serious case of mud butt to worry about. He's gonna have a slippery seat the rest of the day. When I drop the kids off at the pool at the workplace I always make sure the TP is available and I always clean off the seat, even when it looks clean. I don't leave these responsibilities to anyone else, and I don't expect them to rely on me. While your situation stinks, it was your responsibility. You should have just called your bro to ask him politely to bring you a new roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 i think they have a problem with someone missing and the floor gets all wet too Yes ..We dont use that one anymore..We found one in the backroom that nobody used much..The one up front is the one you are talking about.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) He's gonna have a slippery seat the rest of the day. When I drop the kids off at the pool at the workplace I always make sure the TP is available and I always clean off the seat, even when it looks clean. I don't leave these responsibilities to anyone else, and I don't expect them to rely on me. While your situation stinks, it was your responsibility. You should have just called your bro to ask him politely to bring you a new roll. Cant do it because you cant open that door since there are 2 people that work in that section of the office..They are far enough away that its not awkward to drop one in there but opening the door isnt an option Edited March 19, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 He doesnt change anything that is circular And some of you voted for someone else for the "Funniest Huddler" award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Speaking on bathroom etiquette , went into a bathroom in our nj office and there are 3 stalls Guy who just went in ahead of me takes the middle stall ...hence he kills the buffer zone as I am forced to sit next to him .... Always go ends when stalls are odd numbered I say so you can have a buffer zone in case someone else comes in and they can go to opposite corner stall I was not happy and as such I did not give any courtesy flushes ( not proud as courtesy flushes are a staple in proper bathroom etiquette ) Other things which are proper , put in some toilet paper before you begin to avoid splashage , kep conversations to a minimum and avoid if possible all together and ofcourse no peeking ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 And do not worry whomp , skid marks are signs of character ..lol yeah, but whomper doesn't do the laundry in his house, his wife does. poor woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 If yer not leaving the next guy with enough paper to get from Point A to Point B, you should change the roll... or at the very least, place a new roll within arms reach so he can change it himself without have to get up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 whomp - You of course realize that vengeance is a must. You must either: A. Toilet Paper his desk. B. Leave a "present" in one of his drawers C. Do nothing, accept your pu$$iness and change your name to Puddy. Then call AAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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