whomper Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I come from a long line of farters me and my Father get a hugh kick out of blasting away. I pretty much cant let one rip without laughing like a giggling school girl. Im big on pull my finger although my kids finally caught on. My brother on the other hand sees no humor in it whatsoever. We drive in to work together and I blast him in the car..Again I pretty much laugh everytime and he doesnt see why its so funny. Note that they are not potent or I could see where he was coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I've known people who become livid when they hear or smell someone do it. At work one time we had a couple of guys almost fight about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I come from a long line of farters me and my Father get a hugh kick out of blasting away. I pretty much cant let one rip without laughing like a giggling school girl. Im big on pull my finger although my kids finally caught on. My brother on the other hand sees no humor in it whatsoever. We drive in to work together and I blast him in the car..Again I pretty much laugh everytime and he doesnt see why its so funny. Note that they are not potent or I could see where he was coming from. "Potent" is a relative term. I really wouldnt want a big snort of your poop particles in a closed up car either, brother or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I am a solid farter ..and find it funny ...my wife does not have a good sense of smell so I can bomb away normally whenever I want ..actually I could crap myself and she would not know although I would It appears I have passed my farting skills and penchant for its humor to my kids ...my son is honing his skills but needs more weight and cheekage to get better sound effects My younger daughters think its really funny but as they are ladies I am trying to get them away from embracing the passing of gas too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 "Potent" is a relative term. I really wouldnt want a big snort of your poop particles in a closed up car either, brother or not. True. I am a solid farter ..and find it funny ...my wife does not have a good sense of smell so I can bomb away normally whenever I want ..actually I could crap myself and she would not know although I would It appears I have passed my farting skills and penchant for its humor to my kids ...my son is honing his skills but needs more weight and cheekage to get better sound effects My younger daughters think its really funny but as they are ladies I am trying to get them away from embracing the passing of gas too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 My fiance and I have great fun pulling each other's finger. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 While I enjoy farting I don't find much humor in it. Never was the guy that would fart in a group and then point it out that it was me. Probably just a derivative of my introverted personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Whomp I just want to thank you as this is a great post and has potential for a lot of laughs ...as well as tips to improve on farting skills which are always welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I roar when my 5 year old says, "Daddy, did you farted?" I don't want to teach him the correct grammar. And he always responds with one of his own, seems he can fart on command. :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 While I enjoy farting I don't find much humor in it. Never was the guy that would fart in a group and then point it out that it was me. Probably just a derivative of my introverted personality. Im very selective when it comes to who I let go in front of..Its a family and close friend thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Im very selective when it comes to who I let go in front of..Its a family and close friend thing No, that's what I was referring too. You and 4 buddies in High School shootin the chit and one dude always cuts loose and cheers on his own fart. That guy was never me although I had no problem letting loose just didn't feel the need to celebrate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I take great joy in those precious moments like when you can fart in a crowded elevator on a 16 story trip to the lobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I enjoy farting. I find it funny. I only fart for joy around my immediate family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 anytime anyplace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 My dad has a real problem. I really don't know I've ever known anyone who "toots his own horn" (so to speak) as much as he. I fart (and like it), but the cumulative effect if his methane production over his lifetime probably would be enough to power a small city. Now, they're RARELY smelly, but he's always making noise. Side note ... this gas-passing would always frustrate my mom and she'd make a comment about how she couldn't believe that his clients would put up with it ... to which he'd respond that he didn't fart around his clients ... to which my mom would ask why they got preferential treatment. He never really did have a very good answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Farting is near the pinnacle of hilarity. Not finding it funny calls your manhood into question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Could we please talk about politics again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Could we please talk about politics again? Would you fart in an elevator if your Senator was in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Could we please talk about politics again? How about a queef? It's my understanding you women are good at it. I find much humor in farting and I can't wait to trade rounds with my son. My wife however is not looking forward to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 (edited) How about a queef? It's my understanding you women are good at it. I find much humor in farting and I can't wait to trade rounds with my son. My wife however is not looking forward to that. I was up on a ladder this past weekend and made my son pick up a screwdriver I had dropped. I managed to rip one right in his face when he stood up. He says he even felt a breeze. That deserves some sort of Dad award. Although I did once fart into the sucking end of the shop vac that blew it right up my wife's nose through the exhaust. That was a special moment. Edited May 22, 2007 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 While I enjoy farting I don't find much humor in it. Never was the guy that would fart in a group and then point it out that it was me. Probably just a derivative of my introverted personality.This is pretty much me as well. I don't laugh, but I also don't take it dead serious either. I voted for the 3rd option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I the misfortune of having to quell my active fartmaker. The wife sees very little hughmor in it (unless we've had a couple drinks). She read somewhere that what you're smelling is actually remnants of crap. Crap in nose = bad. I perform symphonies when in my man cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 It is very hughmorous, and it is wired into our Y chromosomes. I have proof. My son would laugh when he farted starting at the age of about 6 months, about as soon as he could laugh, he could laugh at farts. He is now 2 and a half and still laughs at farts. Whether it is him, me or the dog, he finds hughmor. I did not teach him this, it is built into man DNA. Whomp, I would question your brother, as it appears he missed out on an essential part of the genetic coding of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 (edited) Well I think it's pretty funny, almost all of the time. But the funniest is when my MIL lets one loose, they are LOUD!!!!!!!! She hass stomach problems and can't hold them back. What's not so funny is when you're standing in line with your baby son, your handicapped MIL and she lets one go............everyone looks at me and laughs.........I turn beat red Edit--and she giggles too Edited May 22, 2007 by Hat Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I agree ...farting is inborn for men and part of their DNA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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