Skippy Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Since we are talking virginity and since crabs go right along with me losing mine, I just wonder how many of you had to use the blue onitment? I admit that Suzy rotten crotch got hold of me when I was a tender young 14 year old. She got each of my closest friends that same weekend and I am pretty sure she turned us all into men. She did give instruction and she was way beyond her years at the age of 16 but she also gave us something that weekend that had a major effect on my outlook on sluts for the longest time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) Damn, I love those Jersey blues. I love crabbing whether off a boat using droplines or off a dock using nets or a combo. Great stuff!! Haven't had experience with any other types of crabs. Well other than Snow, King or Dungeness (sp). By the way, the blue ointment...is that a type of bait used to catch Jersey blues? Edited January 12, 2008 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 And skippy never had sex again... the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Wow, the Tailgate's getting pretty candid lately.... When's the "How Long Is Your Unit?" thread coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Wow, the Tailgate's getting pretty candid lately.... When's the "How Long Is Your Unit?" thread coming? AY2FDCBM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 AY2FDCBM +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 When's the "How Long Is Your Unit?" thread coming? That should be a poll. You're more likely to get honest answers anonymously. (12 inches) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 That should be a poll. You're more likely to get honest answers anonymously. (12 inches) Hmmmmm... aren't numbers inside of parentheses supposed to indicate a negative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) But she also gave us something that weekend that had a major effect on my outlook on sluts for the longest time. Herpes? Edited January 13, 2008 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted January 13, 2008 Author Share Posted January 13, 2008 Herpes? Not that I know of. How long is your unit was coverd her a long time ago. I am pretty sure that Muck posted it and it was in poll form. 9 inches was average for the huddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 College roomate had 'em had to vacate for awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Not that I know of. How long is your unit was coverd her a long time ago. I am pretty sure that Muck posted it and it was in poll form. 9 inches was average for the huddle. I think it was bunz that gave the internet "How big is your unit " formula. It was something like what you say -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Skippy - I remember your story. It was a pretty funny scene from this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Skippy - I remember your story. It was a pretty funny scene from this movie. I don't know why they never sent me my cut of the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I think it was bunz that gave the internet "How big is your unit " formula. It was something like what you say -4 That's what I said. Nine inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Hmmmmm... aren't numbers inside of parentheses supposed to indicate a negative? Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I hooked up with a chick in Memphrica once... came home with some 'friends' in my pannies... shaved my junk, threw my clothes away and didn't come home for a few weeks. After 2 weeks without a host they die, eggs included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Since we are talking virginity and since crabs go right along with me losing mine, I just wonder how many of you had to use the blue onitment? I admit that Suzy rotten crotch got hold of me when I was a tender young 14 year old. She got each of my closest friends that same weekend and I am pretty sure she turned us all into men. She did give instruction and she was way beyond her years at the age of 16 but she also gave us something that weekend that had a major effect on my outlook on sluts for the longest time. W......T......F?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 (edited) I have a legit need and you all are talking about STD's Maybe I mistook you all Edited January 14, 2008 by Hat Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Sgt Grush told us that to get rid of the crabs you needed three things: a match, an ice pick, and some lighter fluid. Directions: 1. Douse half of the infected area liberally with lighter fluid. 2. Light doused area with match. 3. Stab crabs with ice pick as the crabs evacuated the flaming area. Never knew of this method to have failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I hooked up with a chick in Memphrica once... came home with some 'friends' in my pannies... shaved my junk, threw my clothes away and didn't come home for a few weeks. After 2 weeks without a host they die, eggs included. That is funny ..especially if its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 shaved my junk, threw my clothes away and didn't come home for a few weeks. pants tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 That is funny ..especially if its true Why would I make something like that up? I had a friend in the navy stationed there, me and a buddy were wondering what to do in the metropolis of Tulsa one fri night when we were 18, it was about 10pm... I had about $8, he had a car, so we did a gas run and a beer run and headed towards tennessee. It was freezing cold, so we left a few beers in a bag tied to the windshield wipers to keep them cold. Got to his barracks around 4am and had them wake him up. Me and my bud both tapped some memphrica sat night, the navy dude got nothing but a peep show. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 You guys are all gross!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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