Brentastic Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Once and or falll, all of yous is b.s. The railty of you being is beyond the relm of pshychotic inter vesh oyhn. Ok, so public automatic peopliphonic uber crystal holograms are intensified. Sorry of this is conusing, i'm drunk beyond all regognition. I'nm having a baby in Jipy and can't beleive this is the thing once and for all this is playing out in one symbiotic way that is mutiallly inside of the unibrow of life!!!!!! Sok, now tha i made micelf cleary , this is the ambitious stage of the yarn, go bee it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping King Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) Once and or falll, all of yous is b.s. The railty of you being is beyond the relm of pshychotic inter vesh oyhn. Ok, so public automatic peopliphonic uber crystal holograms are intensified. Sorry of this is conusing, i'm drunk beyond all regognition. I'nm having a baby in Jipy and can't beleive this is the thing once and for all this is playing out in one symbiotic way that is mutiallly inside of the unibrow of life!!!!!! Sok, now tha i made micelf cleary , this is the ambitious stage of the yarn, go bee it. I always enjoy reading people's post when they are "drunk". The subtle way that they misspell just enough words to really drive home the point. Camplately Awesommee Dude! Edited May 18, 2008 by Sleeping King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DMD Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 check please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I always enjoy reading people's post when they are "drunk". The subtle way that they misspell just enough words to really drive home the point. Camplately Awesommee Dude! Lionel has a drunk dialing call in line that's pretty funny too. Sounds like potential fatherhood is starting to sink in. He may be drinking a lot when his child hits teenage years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Dude, have a few more... In fact, drink until you That way you dont and not have any idea what you are about. After reading this I am , but at least you were home so as not to get a DUI. I think it said something about you having a baby, and I have not congratulated you yet, so congrats on the baby (if thats what you said - If not, well, whatever) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 C'mon people, who among us has NOT had a baby in Jipy? I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchico Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Lionel has a drunk dialing call in line that's pretty funny too. Everyone likes the smell of maple syrup but nobdy wears it as a colonge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Jipy, July, whatever it takes. Wow, sorry guys. That was not contrived as someone hinted at. That's what 12 double grey goose and redbulls while hanging out with Herb will do for me. I wish I wouldn't have opened my puter when I got home last night. Anywasys, good thing is that being a non-smoker now for 11 weeks, I did not cave in to the craving last night - it was the first time I've partied since quitting cigarettes, so you smokers know what I mean. Now it's time for some french toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Jipy, July, whatever it takes. Wow, sorry guys. That was not contrived as someone hinted at. That's what 12 double grey goose and redbulls while hanging out with Herb will do for me. I wish I wouldn't have opened my puter when I got home last night. Anywasys, good thing is that being a non-smoker now for 11 weeks, I did not cave in to the craving last night - it was the first time I've partied since quitting cigarettes, so you smokers know what I mean. Now it's time for some french toast! wow...eerily similar, i got toasted last night, have a baby due in july, and also quit smoking about 3 months ago guess i should i drunk posted to complete the circle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Once and or falll, all of yous is b.s. The railty of you being is beyond the relm of pshychotic inter vesh oyhn. Ok, so public automatic peopliphonic uber crystal holograms are intensified. Sorry of this is conusing, i'm drunk beyond all regognition. I'nm having a baby in Jipy and can't beleive this is the thing once and for all this is playing out in one symbiotic way that is mutiallly inside of the unibrow of life!!!!!! Sok, now tha i made micelf cleary , this is the ambitious stage of the yarn, go bee it. This is clearly in the wrong forum. Get with it, noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 wow...eerily similar, i got toasted last night, have a baby due in july, and also quit smoking about 3 months ago guess i should i drunk posted to complete the circle That is pretty insane!! What are your baby stats (due date, 1st child?,sex, location)? Me - July 22 due date, this is my 1st child, he is a boy (August will be his name, the wife hated my name choice of Otis), I'm in Chicago. This baby thing is exciting stuff!! But I kinda wish I would have had one at an earlier age after realizing that I will be in my 50s when he is graduating high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 C'mon people, who among us has NOT had a baby in Jipy? I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 hanging out with Herb So that's what you youngsters call the Mary-ju-wana these days. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 So that's what you youngsters call the Mary-ju-wana these days. . . I'm not really that young and I just made that up right now. That's how brentastic I am - shyit like that just comes off the top of my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Next time you go on a bender, please post something after each drink and/or bong hit. It would be really interesting to see the regression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 i understand everything written in the initial post of this thread ..and i agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 That is pretty insane!! What are your baby stats (due date, 1st child?,sex, location)? Me - July 22 due date, this is my 1st child, he is a boy (August will be his name, the wife hated my name choice of Otis), I'm in Chicago. This baby thing is exciting stuff!! But I kinda wish I would have had one at an earlier age after realizing that I will be in my 50s when he is graduating high school. First kid for us too, due date is July 12th and Lyla will be her name. I know what you mean about starting earlier...i kind of had this un written rule that i had to be less than 50 by the time the first one graduated high school, and i just made it considering ill be 30 on the 8th of July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 the unibrow of life!!!!!! I don't know why, but this just keeps cracking me up..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 i has a unibrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I don't know why, but this just keeps cracking me up..... That was my favorite line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Front Row Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Congrats brent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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