theeohiostate Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) 11:00 PM , 4 year old in bed, teenagers on AIM chatting away. Wife and I stroll to the basement for some one on one time. Things getting intimate, 4 -year old starts yelling for mom . As she's taking care of it, I decide to go into the pool room , put on my best b-day suit, as I turn on the lights, I see a shadow in the corner of the room, I'm startled at first. BAM ! ! It's our 16 year old son's girl friend curled up in the corner the room. Needless to say, I'm shocked, naked, embarrassed and PISSED OFF. Get the boy and tell him to take her home. We have been suspecting of him sneaking people through the walkout basement, now I have proof, but I didn't want it to happen like this. My wife is laughing her arse off right now, but I don't know if I want that girl over here anymore after see saw the goods Edited August 7, 2008 by theeohiostate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithkt Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 A small package is nothing to be ashamed of. Not that I would know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You're good TOS. The wife catches you naked with your son's girlfriend and this is the story you give. You are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You're good TOS. The wife catches you naked with your son's girlfriend and this is the story you give. You are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 When she saw you did you introduce yourself with your name, position, and THE Ohio State? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 When she saw you did you introduce yourself with your name, position, and THE Ohio State? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You'll laugh about this for years to come. Or at least your son will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 At least your son isn't sneaking guys into his room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I decide to go into the pool room , put on my best b-day suit, as I turn on the lights, I see a shadow in the corner of the room...It's our 16 year old son's girl friend curled up in the corner the room. If tos goes away for awhile, at least we know why. How traumatizing for a 16-year old - "you mean that 40 year old people actually HAVE SEX like teenagers? Grossl!" (do kids still say "gross"?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 and she was never the same again after that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 that is funny....can ya try ta stay outta trouble till the season starts......did she have her camera phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 that is funny....can ya try ta stay outta trouble till the season starts......did she have her camera phone YouTube is a horrific invention. Great story though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You're good TOS. The wife catches you naked with your son's girlfriend and this is the story you give. You are good. When she saw you did you introduce yourself with your name, position, and THE Ohio State? Some of you have been on fire lately. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 My wife is laughing her arse off right now, but I don't know if I want that girl over here anymore after see saw the goods I dont think you have to worry about this. I doubt she will want to come over anymore after seeing the goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 You'll laugh about this for years to come. Or at least your son will... certainly, the girl will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I'm shocked, naked, embarrassed and PISSED OFF. Not a good combination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Well, I'm certainly happy I posted this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Honestly, you should be congratulating the boy. He has poon delivered. That's good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is she hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) Is she hot? Hot, but only 15 ............times like these, I wish I had been circumcised Edited August 7, 2008 by theeohiostate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Hot, but only 15 ............times like these, I wish I had been circumcised Don't be too hard on the kid. I think this is one of those deals where he probably has to get in a little trouble for disobeying your rules about sneaking people in but it's not like he applied to Michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Did you call her parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 At least your son isn't sneaking guys into his room. This post is not getting enough credit. Be happy your son isn't sneaking Jorge from down the street into your house. NTTAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 When she saw you did you introduce yourself with your name, position, and THE Ohio State? lol!!! mike, reverse cowboy, THE ohio state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 At least your son isn't sneaking guys into his room. too messy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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