polksalet Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 A real redneck wouldn't have two 4X4 trucks stuck on a hill in the middle of the road. I'm more of a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I know you are right about the 4x4s. How are they stuck in the middle of the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 I know you are right about the 4x4s. How are they stuck in the middle of the road? The place we bought is friggin wet. There is a road through the middle of the place I thought was dry. I was way wrong, obviously. I really thought since it was on top of the hill I would be ok. Now I've gotta go talk a buddy/neighbor of mine to bringing his tractor up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The place we bought is friggin wet. There is a road through the middle of the place I thought was dry. I was way wrong, obviously. I really thought since it was on top of the hill I would be ok. Now I've gotta go talk a buddy/neighbor of mine to bringing his tractor up there. On the plus side it is not supposed to rain until maybe Sunday so eventually it will dry out and you can move the vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 On the plus side it is not supposed to rain until maybe Sunday so eventually it will dry out and you can move the vehicles. The Dodge is stuck in a spring I didnt know the spring was there until it crashed through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightsOfKnee Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) The Dodge is stuck in a spring I didnt know the spring was there until it crashed through. on the plus side, you don't have to dig for a well. Well, you would'nt until some moran parked his rig in the middle of it. Edited May 20, 2009 by KnightsOfKnee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 ... and no winch on either 4x4...definitely NOT redneck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) Thinking of buying 90 acres near Bagata on the Sulphur River. If we end up getting it, I'm sure I'll be getting stuck quite often. Edited May 20, 2009 by Perchoutofwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Thinking of buying 90 acres near Bagata on the Sulphur River. If we end up getting it, I'm sure I'll be getting stuck quite often. right down the skreet from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Thinking of buying 90 acres near Bagata on the Sulphur River. If we end up getting it, I'm sure I'll be getting stuck quite often. oh yeah, a lot of that will be part of the new lake if the thing goes through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Mrs. d3 says "I found the most redneck guy in California and married him". Apparently she'd never been to Bakersfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 If your neighbor has a tractor, you're a redneck. Sorry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Goodell Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Mrs. d3 says "I found the most redneck guy in California and married him". Apparently she'd never been to Bakersfield. Bakersfield PD was a funny show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 How many rednecks does it take to get two 4x4's AND a tractor stuck in the mud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 How many rednecks does it take to get two 4x4's AND a tractor stuck in the mud? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Hmmm, I've never had my 4x4 stuck, but then again it's a Chevy. If I was closer I'd come pull you out. I bet my quad could pull a dodge or a ford out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Hmmm, I've never had my 4x4 stuck, but then again it's a Chevy. If I was closer I'd come pull you out. I bet my quad could pull a dodge or a ford out. Chevy would pull them both out at the same time. Not to mention about 8 of them gay Jap Titans or Tundras that get stuck if it gets cloudy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) Chevy would pull them both out at the same time. Not to mention about 8 of them gay Jap Titans or Tundras that get stuck if it gets cloudy. < clicky As for the jap trucks... well thats like bringing a knife to a gunfight.. Edited May 20, 2009 by Front Row Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 go rent a subaru forester and get those trucks pulled out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Want a tug o' war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Most popular Ford F150 factory option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 < clicky As for the jap trucks... well thats like bringing a knife to a gunfight.. We did that a lot in the shop parking lot in high school - loved it. One of my proudest moto moments was ripping a brand new '89 Chev 454 across the parking lot with my hopped up posi '79 Ford. That jackass was pissed off. Redneck games is fun. You don't have a good come along, polk? That and a high lift jack and 2 x 10s will you you unstuck just about anywhere. My only question is, why would you want to get a Dodge unstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 We did that a lot in the shop parking lot in high school - loved it. One of my proudest moto moments was ripping a brand new '89 Chev 454 across the parking lot with my hopped up posi '79 Ford. That jackass was pissed off. Redneck games is fun. You don't have a good come along, polk? That and a high lift jack and 2 x 10s will you you unstuck just about anywhere. My only question is, why would you want to get a Dodge unstick? I dont have anything to hook the come along to. The whole place is covered in 1" maples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks21 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 The critical question here.....what idiot gets his truck stuck then goes and gets his other truck and tries again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Mrs. d3 says "I found the most redneck guy in California and married him". Apparently she'd never been to Bakersfield. Or Stockton, Fresno, Manteca, Merced, Modesto, or... well, basically all of Northern CA outside of the San Jose/SF to Sacramento corridor. For a state whose natives make fun of rednecks, I think CA has more than 80% of the other states combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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