Chief Dick Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ...goes to a pre-school twice a week. The teacher pulls my wife aside this morning and says: "I forgot to tell you last week, but we were all out playing on the playground, and I looked over and saw your son with his pants down peeing in the grass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ...goes to a pre-school twice a week. The teacher pulls my wife aside this morning and says: "I forgot to tell you last week, but we were all out playing on the playground, and I looked over and saw your son with his pants down peeing in the grass." A chip off the old block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 did he shake it off before putting it back in his pants? I mean that is all that is important right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 my kids are 6,6 and 9, they still have to be told they cant go pee outside when in town at friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ...goes to a pre-school twice a week. The teacher pulls my wife aside this morning and says: "I forgot to tell you last week, but we were all out playing on the playground, and I looked over and saw your son with his pants down peeing in the grass." My kid is advanced at preschool, he just firehoses all over the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 When I took my kid to pee in the woods for the first time (a big Father/Son moment, my wife actually took a picture), I had to be sure to tell him that he couldn't do it at school. I foresaw just such a thing happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 can he write his name in the snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 When I took my kid to pee in the woods for the first time (a big Father/Son moment, my wife actually took a picture), I had to be sure to tell him that he couldn't do it at school. I foresaw just such a thing happening. your kid listens?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Just got back in the house and saw this. Whew, I feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 True story: Wife and I (and kids) are out tromping in the woods looking at some land about two years ago. Son is 3.5 yrs old and announces he has to take a dump. No longer wearing diapers and an easy 30 minute walk back to the car and another 15 minute drive to a gas station, I tell him I'm going to teach him how to go poop in the woods. Drop trou. Lean against a tree. Keep your feet far enough away from you so your turd doesn't end up on the back of your jeans. Point your johnson way back so you don't pee in your pants. He does very well. I am very proud. ...fast forward three days... Wife and kids are visiting me at the office. They're waiting out by the retention pond (which has been nicely landscaped for picnics, etc). Kids are running around and wife calls the office to tell me they're here. Then starts screaming at my son. Why? He's dropped his pants and is leaning against a tree out by the retention pond, squeezing one off within full sight of my office. I watch the whole thing. I was (and am!) very proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 First time I meet my wife's Dad... drinkin' moonshine and warming up by a massive Bunsen burner type heater thingy. Me: Be right back. Future Father-in-Law (Cajun, ex-Army): Where ya goin'? Me: Restroom, sir. FFIL: Ahhh, just go 'round there [points to spot around the side of the outdoor storage shed thingie] Me: OK... [walks around shed and takes a leak... comes back] FFIL: Already done? Me: Man, that moonshine really went right through me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I think that this is the entire reason women are all effed up. They just can't do what we do. Goood job little Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I would take my son with me to all of my softball games when he was around 3. On the other side of the parking lots was all woods and a little lake where everyone would go and pee. Ertic looks at me and says "dad I need to go potty". So I take him to the trees and he does his business. This time we are there for a big opening day tourny and he again says he needs to go potty, so I tell him to go across the lot and go. My buddy taps me on the shoulder laughing his ass off and pointing. Eric has pulled his pants down and is in mid dump screaming for TP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 my kids are 6,6 and 9, they still have to be told they cant go pee outside when in town at friends.So can they go pee outside when they are at rural friends? Or if they are in town, but not at friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 So can they go pee outside when they are at rural friends? Or if they are in town, but not at friends? yes and yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I think that this is the entire reason women are all effed up. They just can't do what we do. Goood job little Dick. Sure they can, you just have to teach them how to use the urinal! Just like my son did in preschool a couple of years ago except he took a dump! Yep, that's right, he took a dump in the urinal. The urinal fit him perfectly and he grew a tail in the damn thing. The wife had to spoon it out into the toilet because it clogged it up. Funny stuff right there!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My near-5 year old loves to "bush" it. Caught him the other day peeing along the side of the house. It'd be one thing if he went to the side with dirt and trees, but no, he went to the paved side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 This reminds me of a funny thing my nephew did. We were having a family get together earlier this summer over at my BIL & SIL's house. The kids were swimming, the adults were watching from inside. My 3 year old nephew (not his house) pulls down his pants, craps in the dogs bowl, then picks up the bowl and dumps it into the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Been there before CD. Many occasions, but the one that is the best is the one I was not there for. I was gone hunting and my wife cals me while I am up 25 feet in a tree and says....you'll never guess what YOUR son just did. He pulled his pants down and took a piss on teh sideline during the soccer game in front of everyone. Of course my wife ran over as fast as she could, but he was pulling his pants back up by that time. She was really embarassed. I always told them they could just pull it out and hose it while on the farm. I guess he got confused somewhere along the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Boys are so gross. BTW, girls can too go outside. Don't ask me how I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Boys are so gross. BTW, girls can too go outside. Don't ask me how I know. My girls, when in the grandparents pool, will get out and "water the flowers"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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