tazinib1 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Ok I just got back from a visit from my mothers and took a shower. After yelling out, "Where is the soap!", she responded through the door, "In the bottle!". In the bottle? Ok..so I pour some in my hands and half of it falls to the shower floor. Not going so well. I get enough in my palm and start trying to lather up and nothing happens. It felt like freaken hair conditioner. Who the hell uses this crap??? Give me a bar of Irish Spring any day of the week. Shower Gel? pffffftt...worthless and a waste of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 After getting rid of our water softener, bar soap just didn't foam up well. I tried Dial shower gel for Men....best soap invention ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I use Dove Men+Care in the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Some unhelpful tips, I'm sure others have more to add: 1. Keep fingers tight together, cup hand if needed. 2. Don't drop the soap at your mother's house unless it's coming out time with the whole family. Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. 3. Irish Spring, is this the 1980's? Up there with soap on a rope and Musk. See the coming out part above. 4. Lather on your body, not in your hand. 5. Aren't you on the movie set, you know, where they hire fluffers? 6. Beware the shower gel with the rocks in it. 7. If you have manboobs, pretend you are oiling up a chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Work Son Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Ok I just got back from a visit from my mothers and took a shower. After yelling out, "Where is the soap!", she responded through the door, "In the bottle!". In the bottle? Ok..so I pour some in my hands and half of it falls to the shower floor. Not going so well. I get enough in my palm and start trying to lather up and nothing happens. It felt like freaken hair conditioner. Who the hell uses this crap??? Give me a bar of Irish Spring any day of the week. Shower Gel? pffffftt...worthless and a waste of money. You answered your own question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Shower gel works best if you have something to scrub it on with like a cloth or one of those bath scrubby things. Pretty useless if you're only using your hands to lather up with shower gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Shower gel works best if you have something to scrub it on with like a cloth or one of those bath scrubby things. Pretty useless if you're only using your hands to lather up with shower gel. +100 Hey Taz.....it's called a washcloth hun. You know.....the small square of terry cloth that matches your towels? Get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 +100 Hey Taz.....it's called a washcloth hun. You know.....the small square of terry cloth that matches your towels? Get one. Those arent issued in prison . . . plus he prefers the bar to get "loose" so he can get his shank out of its "secret hiding place" . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 be a man and just rub some dirt on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Gotta have bar soap. I never feel clean with the gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I give the gel a pass unless there is no other choice. Unless the gel is also known as window pane. That is a different discussion entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I can't stand the gel either. gimme a bar of ivory with pubes on it, the way soap is meant to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Some unhelpful tips, I'm sure others have more to add: ...if they're even bigger flaming fags. :vomit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 But Ironhead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 I can't stand the gel either. gimme a bar of ivory with pubes on it, the way soap is meant to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 It's soap for women and gay men...but you go right ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 Oh btw: I never went to prison. Jail and prison are 2 different animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I use bar soap because I'm a REAL man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I use bar soap because I'm a REAL man. soap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I gotta have the dial bar of soap. The kids use the shower gel in our household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I gotta have the dial bar of soap. The kids use the shower gel in our household. My boys use the Axe gel stuff - I think the older one is waiting for all the local females to suddenly find him irresistable... Plain ol' Ivory bar for me. Safeguard when I was a kid... I do really dig that my wife uses the perfumed shower gels - nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I have extremely sensitive skin and we have pretty hard water, so I have to use the gel crap. I use a sea sponge to lather up, it works pretty good and as a result, I'm not always itchy.... hate being itchy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Have both in our shower. Usually use the bar soap, but occassionally use the gel. Sometimes with the pumice to keep me skin soft and exfoliated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 +100 Hey Taz.....it's called a washcloth hun. You know.....the small square of terry cloth that matches your towels? Get one. For some reason this hit me like a brick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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