Big Country Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 My wife just texted me to let me know that my youngest (3 and a half) just called out to her from the bathroom to say: "Mommy, come look, I just grew my tail" Prety sure that is worse than when he or his brother (aged 6) announce that they have to go drop a deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 My 7 year old recently explained to one of her friend's mothers that she was brown not black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 3 year old playing with legos and having a small issue putting a block onto his "truck" causing him to exclaim, "DAMNIT!" My wife and I had a nice laugh. I guess he really does listen to everything daddy says. Can't wait for that phone call from his school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I pointed to a chicken the other day and said, "Look buddy, a chicken." My 3 year old replied, "Those are nuggets, dummy." I think I need to stop calling people dummies and cut back on his nugget consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 My wife just texted me to let me know that my youngest (3 and a half) just called out to her from the bathroom to say: "Mommy, come look, I just grew my tail" Prety sure that is worse than when he or his brother (aged 6) announce that they have to go drop a deuce. On a related note, my 2 year old says: "Daddy, I think the Kansas City poop snake's coming out to say Hi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 On a related note, my 2 year old says: "Daddy, I think the Kansas City poop snake's coming out to say Hi." you probably shouldn't let them see you getting out of the shower at that age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 3 year old playing with legos and having a small issue putting a block onto his "truck" causing him to exclaim, "DAMNIT!" My wife and I had a nice laugh. I guess he really does listen to everything daddy says. Can't wait for that phone call from his school. When my son was three he walked up to the dishwasher and asked, "How do you turn this fn thing on?" My wife didn't have a nice laugh. It was then I realized that he was paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I was getting my son into the car tonight and the 4 month old was screaming her head off. He looks over at me and says, "Sissy is really pissed off." Good thing the wife wasn't around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 When my son was in kindergarten he told a new african american kid that just joined the class,"I like your kind of people cause you're brown and that's my favorite color." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Since my niece turned 3 in June, my sister thought it would be a good idea to get her into a preschool class of some kind. They live way out in the sticks....so no close neighborhood children. Her first day, she came home with a nasty cold, pink eye and a new vocabulary word.....butthole. Makes you seriously consider home schooling......lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) when my boy was 2-3 he would call donut holes "no-nuts". another time, he walked in on me and Scooby and I backed off with wood out and he said "look Daddy, you have a tail" Edited October 22, 2010 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 3 year old playing with legos and having a small issue putting a block onto his "truck" causing him to exclaim, "DAMNIT!" My wife and I had a nice laugh. I guess he really does listen to everything daddy says. Can't wait for that phone call from his school. A buddy of mine's son is, well, versed in explicit vocabulary. We were in Baltimore going to a park on Federal Hill over looking the harbor. The park/playground that he wanted to go to was closed down for a wedding party... He was 3 or 4 at the time, when we informed him of the wedding party and that he couldn't go to the park because of this, he belts out, in the full length words... "MF'n sob's" My wife and I were like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 My niece teaches special needs students. One of the students bit her last year. It was a very bad bite. the kid locked in and the only way she could get him off of her was to hold his nose so he had to let go to breathe. Fast forward to this year. My daughters worship my niece. They were sitting in my living room and my little one asked her what the students called her meaning do they call you Sarah or mrs b etc and my oldest said "They call her lunch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 My niece teaches special needs students. One of the students bit her last year. It was a very bad bite. the kid locked in and the only way she could get him off of her was to hold his nose so he had to let go to breathe. Fast forward to this year. My daughters worship my niece. They were sitting in my living room and my little one asked her what the students called her meaning do they call you Sarah or mrs b etc and my oldest said "They call her lunch" Clever kid......you need to watch that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 My niece teaches special needs students. One of the students bit her last year. It was a very bad bite. the kid locked in and the only way she could get him off of her was to hold his nose so he had to let go to breathe. Fast forward to this year. My daughters worship my niece. They were sitting in my living room and my little one asked her what the students called her meaning do they call you Sarah or mrs b etc and my oldest said "They call her lunch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) My oldest started her film classes about 3 weeks ago. She is really enjoying it and learning a lot and thankfully she seems to be doing well and they like her. The assistant director really likes her voice because she speaks very distinctly. So here is how that conversation went Asst director: Rafaella, I really love your speaking voice. I love the way you annunciate and I can hear every letter of every word. Did you ever take speech lessons ? Rafaella: No, my Dad just told me to speak in a big , strong clear voice......He also told me not to kiss your ass Asst Director: Edited May 31, 2011 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wiegie Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 We were walking through the old cathedral in Konstanz, Germany a few days ago and in the back my three year-old saw an old confessional with the curtains hanging down and excitedly (and loudly) asked: "Is that for a puppet show? !!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 We were walking through the old cathedral in Konstanz, Germany a few days ago and in the back my three year-old saw an old confessional with the curtains hanging down and excitedly (and loudly) asked: "Is that for a puppet show? !!" and it very well might be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 and it very well might be Priests do the darndest things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 My oldest started her film classes about 3 weeks ago. She is really enjoying it and learning a lot and thankfully she seems to be doing well and they like her. The assistant director really likes her voice because she speaks very distinctly. So here is how that conversation went Asst director: Rafaella, I really love your speaking voice. I love the way you annunciate and I can hear every letter of every word. Did you ever take speech lessons ? Rafaella: No, my Dad just told me to speak in a big , strong clear voice......He also told me not to kiss your ass Asst Director: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhiding Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 My daughter calls her farts "poetry", and if she farts while she walks, she calls it "poetry in motion". She is 5... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 My niece teaches special needs students. One of the students bit her last year. It was a very bad bite. the kid locked in and the only way she could get him off of her was to hold his nose so he had to let go to breathe. Fast forward to this year. My daughters worship my niece. They were sitting in my living room and my little one asked her what the students called her meaning do they call you Sarah or mrs b etc and my oldest said "They call her lunch" The comedy runs in the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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