Hugh 0ne Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 let your 3 and 5 year olds wait in the car while you visited a strip club to get a quick lap dance? A few points: First, I would lock the door so no one could steal them. Second, I would leave the heat on so they wouldn't get cold. Third, I would only go in for a quick lap dance, it wouldn't be more than 10 minutes. I was speaking with a few co-workers about this and they seemed to think it was fine, and I'm leaning towards agreeing with them, but wanted to see what you guys had to say. Thanks for the feedback! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Why not just let them watch? So they can come home and tell Mommy ALL about their adventure with Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 meet you in 10 minutes! so long as the windows are up and doors are locked. heater on is optional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Why not just let them watch? So they can come home and tell Mommy ALL about their adventure with Daddy. "Daddy and I were looking at china's today" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I'd take my girls in with me. They might learn some skills they could use later in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I think you should have more children so you can have more money for strip clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) I think you should have more children so you can have more money for strip clubs. I am, my wife is due December 23rd. That's why I wanted to get to the Strip Club, I haven't been laid in an eternity, and didn't think it would be aproppriate to leave an infant in the car with the other 2 kids, so I wanted to go before the baby is born. I thought it was some sound logic. Edited December 10, 2010 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I am, my wife is due December 23rd. That's why I wanted to get to the Strip Club, I haven't been laid in an eternity, and didn't think it would be aproppriate to leave an infant in the car with the other 2 kids, so I wanted to go before the baby is born. I thought it was some sound logic. You could pre-spend that extra tax deduction while you're at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 If it's only a two drink minimum then it's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You guys may be on to something here... Strip club with day care service for dads. Drop kids off in the front, lap dance in the back. Daycare service is free with the purchase of two lap dances and two drinks (non-alcoholic of course). What the hell, the employees could drop their kids off as well... nothing like being able to work within shouting distance of your kids' daycare, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You guys may be on to something here... Strip club with day care service for dads. Drop kids off in the front, lap dance in the back. Daycare service is free with the purchase of two lap dances and two drinks (non-alcoholic of course). What the hell, the employees could drop their kids off as well... nothing like being able to work within shouting distance of your kids' daycare, right? Do the strippers work in the daycare in between performances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You guys may be on to something here... Strip club with day care service for dads. Drop kids off in the front, lap dance in the back. Daycare service is free with the purchase of two lap dances and two drinks (non-alcoholic of course). What the hell, the employees could drop their kids off as well... nothing like being able to work within shouting distance of your kids' daycare, right? I think it would have to be an unlicensed day care. Too close to an adult business. Unless there are no zoning laws there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 3 is too young to learn about dry humping. I give the green light to the five year old though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 3 is too young to learn about dry humping. I give the green light to the five year old though. I wouldn't be bringing them in, I'd be leaving them in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I wouldn't be bringing them in, I'd be leaving them in the car. Life lessons, holmes. Life lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Sounds like you've got all of your bases covered. I mean what could go wrong in a strip club parking lot? "Yeah, here comes Daddy! Why is he limping?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I think we need pictures of the strippers gaping holes before we can make a proper determination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You should have the oldest washing windshields for singles while the other one watches the infant. This way you get a steady stream of fun money going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You should have the oldest washing windshields for singles while the other one watches the infant. This way you get a steady stream of fun money going. wise man right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 If you pay enough I am sure one of the pole dancers will do the lap dance in the front seat of your car. That way you are guaranteeing nothing could go wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 let your 3 and 5 year olds wait in the car while you visited a strip club to get a quick lap dance? I think you should take them in with you...every kid should visit mom at work at least once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 If you pay enough I am sure one of the pole dancers will do the lap dance in the front seat of your car. That way you are guaranteeing nothing could go wrong. drive-up strip joints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 drive-up strip joints Gives a whole new meaning to the expression - Can I have a shake with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 let your 3 and 5 year olds wait in the car while you visited a strip club to get a quick lap dance? A few points: First, I would lock the door so no one could steal them. Second, I would leave the heat on so they wouldn't get cold. Third, I would only go in for a quick lap dance, it wouldn't be more than 10 minutes. I was speaking with a few co-workers about this and they seemed to think it was fine, and I'm leaning towards agreeing with them, but wanted to see what you guys had to say. Thanks for the feedback! A "quick" lap dance is great in theory, but 80 bucks later you realize you could have gone to one of those Asian places and gotten the full service. I'm speculating here, but I would bet that if you became a regular, the mamasan would be happy to keep an eye on your kids in the lobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 drive-up strip joints Would you like it super sized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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