Chief Dick Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I'm going to have sex with this thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I heard that it comes with a lot of different attachments, but damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 well, a lifetime guarantee never to lose suction:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Are you using the Dyson with the ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boltnlava Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Dyson's are awesome. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Are you using the Dyson with the ball? ohhhh........that was bad........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/mem...2e9b673dd1b.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 Yeah, this all started this morning when I was vacuuming. I vacuum because it's like mowing the lawn. Anyway, we have been through three piece of crap vacuum's over the last 24 months. I have been telling my wife to buy a Dyson for ever. Her reply: "I'm not paying $370 for a vacuum." Normally I would agree, but not today. After trying to vacuum the damn floors and having to take the effing vacuum apart 3 times to clear the dickmunch hose, I snapped. Me: " I don't care if we to finance the damn thing. While you're at Costco today buy the Dyson. " Her: " Are you serious? " Me: "If you don't come back with the Dyson I'm going to the lawyer tomorrow. " So she goes to Costco. As she's in line, the guy behind her is chatting her up. Which isn't surprising, because my wife is 11 years younger than me and quite attractive. Anyway, she says: "I can't believe I'm spending this on a vacuum cleaner. My husband finally lost his mind and told me to go buy this thing. " The guy behind her says: "Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about. That Dyson will change your life. It's the best thing ever invented for indoor carpet mowing." Oh Good Lord, what have I become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 how many couples showers are you scheduled for this month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 how many couples showers are you scheduled for this month? I know....I know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I know....I know.... Check wiegie's sigline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Are you using the Dyson with the ball? Boooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I know exactly what you're saying with the indoor carpet mowing. I've got a dyson as well. Freaking awesome. Now my carpet looks 50% less filthy than before. My 1 1/2 year old owned my carpet really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 well, a lifetime guarantee never to lose suction:) Although it will not lose its suction ability it can still get clogged and lose suction over time. This happened to ours. The main culprit? Small pieces of popcorn. But the beauty of this machine is that they take this into consideration when they engineered it by making it incredibly easy to remove the clog. You can just flip the machine over and take apart the necessary pieces without any tools. I’ve had to do this once and we’ve owned ours going on 4 years now. I love it when machines are engineered in a way that tries to make it easier for the user to fix and maintain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 We've gone through an Oreck a year so far at Dos Perros (we went with carpet because it would be intolerably loud if we had hard floors in there, still loud as it is). At any rate, I think it's time to upgrade. Perhaps today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I love my Dyson. I bought us one back in 2003/2004ish time frame (Yellow) and I still use it to this day. My wife hated it because every 6 weeks or so we had to open it up and clean all of my wife's hair off of the brush. I kept asking her if she ever had to do this with any other Vacuum and should always answers, "Yeah like every 6 months or year" to which I pointed out "See how much better this is than any other one" They are amazing Vacuums and I love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Shes gone from suck to blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Guys talking about vacuum cleaners. Prepare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Yeah, this all started this morning when I was vacuuming. I vacuum because it's like mowing the lawn. You go girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I vacuum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Dick, be prepared to be finger banged by the Dyson...almost as good as a honey badger. We used a 20% off coupon at Bed, Bath, and Beyond and I absolutely love the Dyson. I told my better half we would have to fight over the vacuum if we ever parted ways, screw the cats!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I'm going refurbished with the 3 year warranty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 well, a lifetime guarantee never to lose suction:) If only wives came with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Is it better to vacuum hardwood floors, or sweep/Swiffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 19, 2011 Author Share Posted July 19, 2011 Is it better to vacuum hardwood floors, or sweep/Swiffer? I'm not a fan of swiffer for hardwoods because of the moisture factor. I usually....I mean my wife usually sweeps or vacuums the hardwood floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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