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Given the endless amount of porn on the internet, I've never understood the big deal about poor quality photos like these.

Pretty simple concept, actually. The "endless amount of porn on the internet" is for the mouth-breathing masses who don't care who they pull their pud to. In this case, it's disease-ridden inbreeds that are actually posing for the camera.

 

These "leaked celebrity photos" have a different effect. We're not supposed to be seeing them. That gives them an even higher sense of naughtiness. :rofl:

 

:lol:

 

hawt?

 

:wacko:

I dunno, she's kinda got that "I partied my ass off last night and just got the wood thrown to me this morning, now I'm out buying him bagels and a Red Bull" look.

 

Kinda hot if you ask me. :tup:

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Pretty simple concept, actually. The "endless amount of porn on the internet" is for the mouth-breathing masses who don't care who they pull their pud to. In this case, it's disease-ridden inbreeds that are actually posing for the camera.

 

These "leaked celebrity photos" have a different effect. We're not supposed to be seeing them. That gives them an even higher sense of naughtiness. :tup:

 

:wacko:

Are you seriously trying to imply that looking at photos of women who are willingly participating in porn is lower brow than essentially being a voyeur and getting off on photos of women that may or may not have been intended to be viewed by the public at large? Whatever floats your boat.

 

I'd prefer to simply call it what it is. Each is looking at a photo of a naked woman for arousal. I honestly don't care whether they're inbred or not, because I don't really pretend that there's anything pure about the endeavor. And since I have about as much chance of actually sleeping with, say Sophie Moone, as I do with Scarlet Johansson...

 

If you want to make the quality argument; "not caring who they pull their pud to". Let's put it like this. Say Scarlet is Domaine Romanee Conti La Tache (perhaps the finest wine in the world) and some of these porn stars are a really nice bottle of California Pinot. Would you rather have the last drop left in a bottle of La Tache that sat over night or a proper glass of the really nice pinot?

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In other "creepy old man" news, apparently Mila Kunis' phone was hacked as well, liberating nude photos of HER.

 

 

Story I heard on radio is that pics are not of her, but of Justin Timberlake...... first he cut a hole in the box.... so, if you still want to seek those out, more power to you, but I will pass

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Let's put it like this. Say Scarlet is Domaine Romanee Conti La Tache (perhaps the finest wine in the world) and some of these porn stars are a really nice bottle of California Pinot. Would you rather have the last drop left in a bottle of La Tache that sat over night or a proper glass of the really nice pinot?

I'd probably take the last drop of Domaine Romanee Conti La Tache just so I could tell my friends that I once drank some of it. I could get a glass of really nice pinot whenever I wanted.

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I'd probably take the last drop of Domaine Romanee Conti La Tache just so I could tell my friends that I once drank some of it. I could get a glass of really nice pinot whenever I wanted.

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Then I'd work Scarlett over real good with the bottle.

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I dunno, she's kinda got that "I partied my ass off last night and just got the wood thrown to me this morning, now I'm out buying him bagels and a Red Bull" look.

 

Kinda hot if you ask me. :wacko:

 

 

I tend to think of it a DIFFERENT way when people take a photo of a hawt Hollywood star that was taken under these circumstances (essentially, wandering out of the house to go grab some coffee at 6 am) - "exactly how good do YOU look at 6 am on any random day?"

 

 

Granted, all Huddlers tend to look the same - carrying about 20 lbs too much, short/no hair, goatee.

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Are you seriously trying to imply that looking at photos of women who are willingly participating in porn is lower brow than essentially being a voyeur and getting off on photos of women that may or may not have been intended to be viewed by the public at large? Whatever floats your boat.

 

I'd prefer to simply call it what it is. Each is looking at a photo of a naked woman for arousal. I honestly don't care whether they're inbred or not, because I don't really pretend that there's anything pure about the endeavor. And since I have about as much chance of actually sleeping with, say Sophie Moone, as I do with Scarlet Johansson...

 

If you want to make the quality argument; "not caring who they pull their pud to". Let's put it like this. Say Scarlet is Domaine Romanee Conti La Tache (perhaps the finest wine in the world) and some of these porn stars are a really nice bottle of California Pinot. Would you rather have the last drop left in a bottle of La Tache that sat over night or a proper glass of the really nice pinot?

 

would you be more turned on by grainy nude cell phone photos of a smokin hot chick you see and interact with on a daily basis, or by a full glossy centerfold spread of some p0rn harlet you've never seen? putting all moral issues aside for the moment, I'd be far more curious to see the chick I ogle every day through her clothes, "revealed", as it were.

 

similar phenomenon with something like this. you see her in movies and such, clothed, thinking damn she is hot. now here she is in her birthday suit. to me it's pretty f'n hot.

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Granted, all Huddlers tend to look the same - carrying about 20 lbs too much, short/no hair, goatee.

:tup:

 

you see her in movies and such, clothed, thinking damn she is hot. now here she is in her birthday suit. to me it's pretty f'n hot.

This is it for me. It's not the quality of the pics but the subject IN the pics. I'll take a grainy pic of Scarlett every time. :wacko:

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I'd probably take the last drop of Domaine Romanee Conti La Tache just so I could tell my friends that I once drank some of it. I could get a glass of really nice pinot whenever I wanted.

The problem is, the DRC would taste horrible, one drop sitting overnight and all. It may as well be two buck chuck by that point. Sure, you could tell your friends you tried DRC, but I guess I'd rather actually have a nice glass of wine than pretend I had an amazing one.

 

would you be more turned on by grainy nude cell phone photos of a smokin hot chick you see and interact with on a daily basis, or by a full glossy centerfold spread of some p0rn harlet you've never seen? putting all moral issues aside for the moment, I'd be far more curious to see the chick I ogle every day through her clothes, "revealed", as it were.

 

similar phenomenon with something like this. you see her in movies and such, clothed, thinking damn she is hot. now here she is in her birthday suit. to me it's pretty f'n hot.

I guess I've seen her in revealing enough clothes to connect the dots. So, no, I don't get off on a grainy shot of her ass or single nipple. More importantly, I guess I don't see as big a difference between two woman that I'll never meet, both of whom make their living off being hot, one of which gets filmed having sex.

 

None the less, your point is well made. Darin's "I pull it to grainy shots of celebrities rather than actual porn because I'm more evolved" bit is just effing stupid.

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At the risk of making you all feel like a bunch of perv's again... :wacko:

 

My feelings on this are pretty much the same as when the Erin Andrews video came out. I mean, I understand the attraction, what normal guy wouldn't. I just prefer to see her as she wants to be seen and happy to leave the rest up to imagination. To me, that only adds to the allure. I just think it's a damn shame that something that was obviously private & personal just gets thrown out on the internet for everyone to see.

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At the risk of making you all feel like a bunch of perv's again... :wacko:

 

My feelings on this are pretty much the same as when the Erin Andrews video came out. I mean, I understand the attraction, what normal guy wouldn't. I just prefer to see her as she wants to be seen and happy to leave the rest up to imagination. To me, that only adds to the allure. I just think it's a damn shame that something that was obviously private & personal just gets thrown out on the internet for everyone to see.

 

 

rajn clearly typed this with one hand as the other was reaching for the jergen's bottle

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