Big Country Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 SO.. which stall would you choose given the below situation: There are 3 Stalls. The stall on the left and the middle stalls are small, the one on the right is a large "handicap" style stall. The left stall someone has left some used TP floating in it. The middle stall appears clean. The right stall has someone just about to leave, so, you would have to wait for them to leave and then sit right after they were in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 A nice big area to do your business AND a warm seat!?! Heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 A nice big area to do your business AND a warm seat!?! Heaven. What if I said it also had a butt hair on the seat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I'd use the middle purposely because I found out most of you fackers won't replace the TP after you kill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The one against the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 What if I said it also had a butt hair on the seat? Nothing a little tidying up can't fix. I always run some clean TP over the seat before I sit down anyways, even if it is sparkling clean. This tactic also makes sure I am not stuck in a sitting position without TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 no win situation. go down a flight of stairs and assess the situation there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Middle.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Weel, I became frazzled in this situation and just dropped a steamer in the urinal....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Public restrooms? Are you kidding me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Def. Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Public restrooms? Are you kidding me? +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 umm, i can't believe some of you homos. WAIT to sit on a piece of plastic warmed by someone else's ass? pass. the middle? pass. flush to freshen the bowl behind door #1 and you're good to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 umm, i can't believe some of you homos. WAIT to sit on a piece of plastic warmed by someone else's ass? pass. the middle? pass. flush to freshen the bowl behind door #1 and you're good to go. I agree. When it's coming out I ain't waiting. Flush and go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The clean stall is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Plus, by taking the left stall, you're showing you understand basic bathroom courtesy ... one stall gap between you and your poopmate...even if they are getting ready to leave (you're never really sure you're done until you actually get out the door). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I love the accessible stalls. Very non-claustrophobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 If one person is leaving and there are no others that leaves no one in the other stalls. Definetely the middle. Don't underrate a clean toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The one against the wall. +1 I always use the one next to the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) and if you don't like the three choices you could always do as this guy did ---->>>> edited: icon a link for the slo s Edited March 23, 2007 by boat_hacked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Plus, by taking the left stall, you're showing you understand basic bathroom courtesy ... one stall gap between you and your poopmate...even if they are getting ready to leave (you're never really sure you're done until you actually get out the door). this is correct. i don't like people to know it's me in there taking a dump, so i'm not waiting. i would automatically go to the farthest stall from the guy who's in there, and if i leave that stall because of some TP in the bowl, i risk someone coming in and seeing me changing stalls. so i flush and go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 WWCD? What Would Cliaz Do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 hold your breath when u fresh flush.....the toxic cloud from a flush is like the plague. have to always use an ass gasket too. and those damn auto flushers always get me in mid dump!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Lead, follow or get the f..ck out of the way, I take the first one that doesn't have a body in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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