CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Nice pics Azazello1313. I have always had Bostons up until our most recent dog. I love those dogs and they are great pets. My wife saw one out at the mall the other day and fell in love. I just can't go with two dogs though. 1305786[/snapback] Yeah that dog is awesome. How big do they get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 Yeah that dog is awesome. How big do they get? 1305787[/snapback] 'bout 20 pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 Az, please try to tell us again about how you don't look like Chandler Bing. 1305739[/snapback] where the f*ck did you find that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Here's another picture of Az and his girl in their kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Or this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 So has she complained about the Lion Mane yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 hey az, nice work. the dog is cute, i'd do your chick, and gladly trash your house. since you are now with this redhead, can i date monica? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 phenom is no longer here, but there is still Cowboys1 ans Return of the S&B. 1305683[/snapback] What about Jumpin Johnnies? I'm pretty sure that "All the girls say he's pretty fly for a white guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Face Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Now thats the most obscure joke I've laughed at all day... 1305649[/snapback] Host: Last week the Royal Festival Hall saw the first performance of a new symphony by one of the world's leading modern composers, Arthur 'Two sheds' Jackson. Mr Jackson. Jackson: Hello. Host: May I just sidetrack for one moment. This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours... Jackson: Ah yes. Host: "Two sheds". How did you come by it? Jackson: Well, I don't use it myself, but some of my friends call me "Two Sheds". Host: And do you in fact have two sheds? Jackson: No, I've only got one. I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another, and since then some people have called me "Two Sheds". Host: In spite of the fact that you only have one. Jackson: Yes. Host: And are you still intending to purchase this second shed? Jackson: (impatient) No! Host: ...To bring you in line with your epithet? Jackson: No. Host: I see, I see. Well to return to your symphony. Jackson: Ah yes. Host: Did you write this symphony in the shed? Jackson: (surprised) No! Host: Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours? Jackson: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Host: I see, I see. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in! Jackson: No, no. Look. This shed business -- it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me Two Sheds and that's all there is to it. I wish you'd ask me about the music. Everybody talks about the sheds. They've got it out of proportion -- I'm a composer. I'm going to get rid of the shed. I'm fed up with it! Host: Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson, eh? Jackson: Look, forget about the sheds. They don't matter. Host: (sternly) Mr. Jackson, I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony. Jackson: Huh! Host: I understand that you used to be interested in train-spotting. Jackson: What? Host: I understand that, about thirty years ago, you were interested in train-spotting. Jackson: Well what's that got to do with my bloody music? Other host: (entering) Are you having any trouble with him? Host: Yes, a little. Good Lord! You're the man who interviewed Sir Edward Ross earlier. Other host: Exactly. Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, "Two Sheds". Host: Yes, make yourself scarce, "Two Sheds". This studio isn't big enough for the three of us! (They throw him out.) Jackson: Here, what are you doing? Stop it! [Crash.] Other host: Get your own Arts programme, you fairy! Host: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson... Never mind, Timmy. Other host: Oh Mike, you're such a comfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Great post Az..The Scenic ones were cool too..Congrats on the good things that have happened to you and thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheezhed Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Congrats on everything! Glad to see everything is on the right track for you. Just in case though........could you give Mary my #? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Az. Congrats on the 15000. I now understand completly why you didn't make the drive up to party with us. I wouldn't have either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Congrats Azzzzzz. Sounds like a great year! I have a couple friends that go to Telluride every year and they say the same thing..... And I think you can call those sheds Guest Houses....if you run an extension cord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) Ha! And all this time I was thinking you looked like thisChandler. And did anybody remember that Harry Potter was on that show? Didn't forget about her though Edited February 5, 2006 by billay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Congrats on the good year Az Can you call your girl a harpie and get away with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Nice post Az. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 31 and a mo0n tan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Next time I'm there, you can send Mary to drink with me and bier and keep your ugly ass at home. Congrats, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Congrats! Those dog pics at HIS eye level are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 You know what they say about harpists... 1305646[/snapback] Hey, Mrs. Roller was a harpist, too. Only needs two fingers and a thumb to make me happy . Congrats Az on a great life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) Only needs two fingers and a thumb to make me happy . 1306091[/snapback] Sorry to hear about the small peepee HR. Edited February 5, 2006 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Sorry to hear about the small peepee HR. 1306111[/snapback] I'm too easy a mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Sorry to hear about the small peepee HR. 1306111[/snapback] Had I only been here 25 minutes ago... "because 2 fingers and a thumb are good enough for most chicks..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Watching this thread spin hopelessly out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) Congrats Az! looks like your livin the dream, nice pics. We are thinking of adding a pup to the family this spring , may have to check those Bostons terriers out . He's very cool. Just take care of your hard drive.... >>Subject: New Program: Wife 1.0 > > Dear Tech Support: > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed > that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a > lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed > itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. > > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and > Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. > > I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to > run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to > Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please > help! > > > Thanks, > A Troubled User. >>>>REPLY: > Dear Troubled User: > > This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people > upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that itis just a > Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM > and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also > impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is > impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system > once installed. > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to > not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under > Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and > work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background > application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE > because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before > the system will return to normal anyway. > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep > 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you > use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the > program Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the > performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I > recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0. WARNING! DO NOT, under any > circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This > application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible > damage to the operating system. > > Best of luck, Tech Support >> Edited February 5, 2006 by Front Row Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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