yo mama Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 That's called an appetizer in this neck of the woods. 1309534[/snapback] Touche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 (edited) I never could chug beer, but a good friend of mine used to do a 1/2 Yard Glass of beer in like 5-6 seconds. His trick, he said was letting it sit for 10 mins. I did witness him spew a few times afterward. Edited February 6, 2006 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 It's been a long time, but the old shotgun.... in high school we could do a one pint can in less than a second...... that was when you still needed a can opener! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 never was my strength.... even with the fraternity..... but... after a busy night, i can put a corona down pretty quickly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 i'd go ahead and chug a few to see how fast i am, but i promised the wife i wouldn't. see, we, um, actually a have a pretty nice little saturday planned, we're going to go to home depot. yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. maybe bed, bath, & beyond, i don't know, i don't know if we'll have enough time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 i WAS a beer sprinter, then a captain/coke sprinter, now i'm trying to cool it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 6, 2006 Author Share Posted February 6, 2006 I never could chug beer, but a good friend of mine used to do a 1/2 Yard Glass of beer in like 5-6 seconds. His trick, he said was letting it sit for 10 mins. I did witness him spew a few times afterward. 1309726[/snapback] yeah, the warmer it gets, the easier it is to chug through... but warm beer = gross... i'd go ahead and chug a few to see how fast i am, but i promised the wife i wouldn't. see, we, um, actually a have a pretty nice little saturday planned, we're going to go to home depot. yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. maybe bed, bath, & beyond, i don't know, i don't know if we'll have enough time. 1309843[/snapback] Alright I guess this thread was something that The Tank would have started. Don't fret, I won't go solo streaking though. i WAS a beer sprinter, then a captain/coke sprinter, now i'm trying to cool it.... 1309858[/snapback] Mmm, Captain. A buddy of mine (RIP) could put those away like nobody's business... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 What size beer? 16 oz guinness? 5-10 seconds. 10-12 oz plastic keg cup? Under 5 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 yeah, the warmer it gets, the easier it is to chug through... but warm beer = gross... 1309942[/snapback] NOD! Warmer AND less bubbles. Today he has ulcers as big as a fist. Ya think there was a connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I don't think that you are ever too old to stop binge drinking. I shotgunned a few beers in my kitchen last weekend, just to spite my wife, and I am 31. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 I don't think that you are ever too old to stop binge drinking. I shotgunned a few beers in my kitchen last weekend, just to spite my wife, and I am 31. 1310291[/snapback] Yeah. I chugged one with a couple buddies yesterday at halftime just for the heck of it. Which got me thinking about my old fraternity days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Chug 12oz of flat keg beer? Gimme a beerbong and whatever you can poor in it. I won the gold medal at the Drinking Olympics... we drank mixed drinks one after the other... there was an open bar from 6-8 at a local beach hangout... I got drunk once or twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 but warm beer = gross... Compaining about the temperature of beer = ghey I'll drink an open bottle of beer I find a day later after sitting outside in 100degree July lakeside sun. I can't wait to meet those denver pussays! Where is club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Compaining about the temperature of beer = ghey I'll drink an open bottle of beer I find a day later after sitting outside in 100degree July lakeside sun. I can't wait to meet those denver pussays! Where is club? 1310361[/snapback] I'm pretty sure that lakeside beer was recycled beer, but kudos for being a republican environmentalist! :doah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Not a rabbit, I'm a turtle and I'll still be going long after most of you wimps have hit the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 When u children move on to man drinks like whiskey and scotch let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 When u children move on to man drinks like whiskey and scotch let me know 1310386[/snapback] Sounds like yer in the market for a...... man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Pinky in or out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 Chug 12oz of flat keg beer? Gimme a beerbong and whatever you can poor in it. I won the gold medal at the Drinking Olympics... we drank mixed drinks one after the other... there was an open bar from 6-8 at a local beach hangout... I got drunk once or twice. 1310358[/snapback] Compaining about the temperature of beer = ghey I'll drink an open bottle of beer I find a day later after sitting outside in 100degree July lakeside sun. I can't wait to meet those denver pussays! Where is club? 1310361[/snapback] You ... I challenged you not once, not twice but THRICE to pound beers with me in Vega$. Pinky in or out? 1310401[/snapback] Hankk has yet to post in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I had a buddy back when I was in my early 20s who could drink a 22oz in just under 2 seconds. He had some weird deal going where he could just open his throat and literally pour the beer down. No-one else I've ever seen comes remotely close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I challenged you not once, not twice but THRICE to pound beers with me in Vega$. I don't remember that so it must not have happened. How many shots of tequila did you have before noon? Heck, before 10am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 I don't remember that so it must not have happened. How many shots of tequila did you have before noon? Heck, before 10am? 1311288[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 For clarity's sake, let's say you have the beer in whatever "format" suits you best. I, personally, can slam a beer out of a plastic "keg" cup in about 2.3 seconds. Chuggin' out of a bottle is sorta tough. Out of a can is a little easier. Background: back in my college fraternity days, as a pledge, we were timed. At the time, I had just started drinking beers on a regular basis. I had no idea I had this "talent". The active members would approach us with a keg cup of beer, stopwatch, clipboard (yes, very official) and black Sharpie pen. They would hand us the beer and say "chug it, pledge". Then, after you were done, they'd write your "pound time" on your forehead ... I slammed in like 2 seconds, which was a surprise to them and a bigger surprise to me. Then nodded approvingly and didn't even write the time on my forehead. One of my pledge brothers wasn't so fortunate. Dude would take baby sips. The guys got bored of waiting and just drew an "infinity" symbol on his head. 1309333[/snapback] We used to do 2-3 beers through a funnel all of the time......I think the most I ever did was 3. Took about 3 seconds. For one beer, it would take about 1.5 seconds. You did say "whatever format" we choose, right? Out of a plastic cup, I am right at about 3 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I have never had somebody out drink me (speed wise) with cups, cans or bottles – although I have had near photo finishes – but I am not too skilled in the use of a funnel. My friends have ambushed me a couple times at parties in the past asking me to come into a room where my opponent awaits like some poor spaghetti western. They usually talk trash for me when I am off drunkenly chatting, like I am some sort of sideshow, looking for challangers. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The fastest I ever saw..... A guy I knew in college could slam a full pitcher (around 50-60 ounces ) in around 6 seconds. Ridiculously fast. Used to challenge people to drink a glass faster than he could drink the pitcher, and he usually won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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