KevinL Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 My strategery is to fall down face first into the cleavage and play it off like I'm loaf. 1417006[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Seinfeld 1416798[/snapback] get a good look, costanza? my sister has caught guys before. believe me, quick glance or not, they notice. some are flattered, some get pissed. either way, i like those odds -- assuming you don't work with my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 get a good look, costanza? my sister has caught guys before. believe me, quick glance or not, they notice. some are flattered, some get pissed. either way, i like those odds -- assuming you don't work with my sister. 1417595[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 1417610[/snapback] how dare you ask me to exploit my sister! if twiley posts twoobs, i'll post my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I'm having a hard time relating to this problem. It's probably because women come up to me all the time and ask me to admire their breasts. Indeed, I have a certain charisma, a sensual demeanor, and a boyish charm that women generally find overwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) It's probably because women come up to me all the time and ask me to admire their breasts. 1417645[/snapback] Edited April 12, 2006 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 It's why we have two eyes, they have two boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 if twiley posts twoobs, i'll post my sister. 1417623[/snapback] ... .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I like to smack nice boobs together to make sounds and chit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I like to smack nice boobs together to make sounds and chit. 1417928[/snapback] wurd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUGH Man Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I like to do the motorboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) I think some of my female students think I am a psycho because I look them dead in the eye the whole time they are talking with me (for fear that if I let my eyes wander they might unintentionally end up in the wrong spot). Edited April 13, 2006 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUGH Man Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I think some of my female students think I am a psycho because I look them dead in the eye the whole time they are talking with me (for fear that if I let my eyes wander they might end up in the wrong spot). 1417945[/snapback] creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I think some of my female students think I am a psycho because I look them dead in the eye the whole time they are talking with me (for fear that if I let my eyes wander they might end up in the wrong spot). 1417945[/snapback] Doesn't your neck hurt from looking up all the time?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 WWJD in this situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 i'd like to see some huddle wimmin weigh in on how they keep their eyes off our "BIG AMERRICAN BULGES" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I'm d med. I just know that I'll give in and get caught staring next time I see here. I know she's sensitive about it too. She's a "my face is up here you pig" type. 1417162[/snapback] Squeegie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 creep 1417952[/snapback] You might be fishing, you might not, but I don't want to take the chance, so I will address your comment. (I went back and reread what I wrote and could see how somebody might agree with your assessment.) I don't try to sneak peaks at any part of my students' bodies. But that's not the end of the matter--it's not only important for me to not to try to sneak a peak, it is also important for students to not think that I am trying to sneak a peak. This is why I look at them right in the eye, so that they don't mistakenly think for a moment that I am trying to look somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Boobs are meant to be looked at, otherwise God wouldn't have put them out front and center. There is nothing wrong with staring at boobs, or getting the occasions brush by shoulder feel, to identify if they are real or fake. I'm constantly looking at boobs, it is natural, and even my wife knows this. We have a strict rule that I can look at anything but can't touch (unless of course she is around and approves of my touching), like when we go to the back room of the local strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 You might be fishing, you might not, but I don't want to take the chance, so I will address your comment. (I went back and reread what I wrote and could see how somebody might agree with your assessment.) I don't try to sneak peaks at any part of my students' bodies. But that's not the end of the matter--it's not only important for me to not to try to sneak a peak, it is also important for students to not think that I am trying to sneak a peak. This is why I look at them right in the eye, so that they don't mistakenly think for a moment that I am trying to look somewhere else. 1418198[/snapback] I've taught numerous high school classes and even then it can be difficult. I can only immagine how tough it is to keep straight eye contact with college kids these days. WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I think some of my female students think I am a psycho because I look them dead in the eye the whole time they are talking with me (for fear that if I let my eyes wander they might unintentionally end up in the wrong spot). 1417945[/snapback] It is apparent that the Sweedish lady and the kid are just beards, as based on this comment you are gey, not that there is anything wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 It is apparent that the Sweedish lady and the kid are just beards, as based on this comment you are gey, not that there is anything wrong with that. 1418224[/snapback] You mean his Swedish wife from SWITZERLAND?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 You mean his Swedish wife from SWITZERLAND?! 1418739[/snapback] Its not Friday but what the heck. - "Ya, for sure, Inga, from Sweden." - "But you're wearing Lederhosen...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUGH Man Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 You might be fishing, you might not, but I don't want to take the chance, so I will address your comment. (I went back and reread what I wrote and could see how somebody might agree with your assessment.) 1418198[/snapback] Just flickin ya sh**. I'd wear sunglasses and stare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Its not Friday but what the heck.- "Ya, for sure, Inga, from Sweden." - "But you're wearing Lederhosen...." 1418800[/snapback] Trading Places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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