wiegie Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Tied a groupie to a wooden beam with speaker wire and had everyone in the band gang bang her. We thought that would make her go away. It didn't. She loved us even more. Did she willingly give you guys permission to do this? (Note: The correct answer would be "yes".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Lots and lots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Did she willingly give you guys permission to do this? (Note: The correct answer would be "yes".) Yes. She was on a mission to sleep her way through the band. We thought this would shorten things up a bit. We asked, she agreed. She had already slept with the lead singer and he was the one that told us about her fetish for blindfolds and being tied up. For the record, I have not and will not ever force anyone into having sex with me. Nor have I or will I take advantage of someone too out of it to understand consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Me. And if I ever even think any of you bastages is getting close I'll line my inner sanctum with shards of glass and circumcise ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Me. Auto-fellatio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Auto-fellatio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Auto-fellatio? Always wished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Auto-fellatio? That does remind me of a poem about a man from Nantucket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Always wished... Too small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo20 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Got in a foot pursuit with a naked, masturbating, wet tripping, pepper spray covered perp. Tackled said perp, cuffed perp, sat on top of now blanket covered perp until the EMT's arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Too small? Nope. Couldn't get it to bend back to me properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 My friend and I were working at a gas station back in the day and we took the fuse out of the pump so it didnt register the gallons then proceeded to pocket everything we pumped.. Nice. I respect you more now knowing you is be a down right thief! Spent 24 hours inside a live chemical environment with active nerve and blister agents. Spent 24 hours inside a live chemical environment because I poured a puddle of liquid LSD in the plam of my hand and licked it out. Just in case you're wondering, that's enough for everyone who posts in this thread to get off very well. Played guitar with BB King. Sang with Bonnie Raitt. Had a threesome with my wife and her best friend. Hitchhiked to Florida from CT and back again. Back in the days when you could still do this. Tied a groupie to a wooden beam with speaker wire and had everyone in the band gang bang her. We thought that would make her go away. It didn't. She loved us even more. Grew 200 lbs. of pot. Probably a bunch more that I can't think of... you are way more interesting now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I put a cat in a microwave and turned it on... fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Got in a foot pursuit with a naked, masturbating, wet tripping, pepper spray covered perp. Tackled said perp, cuffed perp, sat on top of now blanket covered perp until the EMT's arrived. Would you like your blanket back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Had sex in the Smithsonian Institute. That place horned me up for some reason back in '86. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Not to out do my brother but.....got 6 bj's in one day from 6 different girls Having your girlfriend take out a different denture each time and changing clothes does not make her a different person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Not to out do my brother but.....got 6 bj's in one day from 6 different girls Rosie Palmer and her 5 friends. Who hasn't done that bunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 i never drove cross country naked in a 63 corvette , while Abba blasted on the radio , and sat next to the Indian from the Village People on one side , while Bosley from Charlies Angels sat on the other side of me ( Jenna Jameson was driving ) ...on the trip we stopped at the grand canyon got drunk on Manischevitz ( concord Grape ) where we all bungee jumped while Japanese business men were taking our pictures to air on the super terrific happy hour show in Japan Finally we would have arrived in california , where there would be a parade for us , led by Barry Bonds riding an elephant followed by 1000 midgets wearing cowboy hats singing the star spangled banner in Spanish sounds more like an ACID trip now that i think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Got a BJ in a cemetery after 10th grade. Killed a pheasant with a one-handed shot while taking a leak. Gone through a drive through naked - not drunk Had sex on MILs washing machine with MIL in the next room - the wife still over that Jumped a Suzuki Samurai over a Honda Civic Walked 10 miles into the back country for a 1 week stay with nothing but fishing tackle and a .22 rifle Jumped a 4-wheeler over the head of my standing little brother - dumbest thing I've ever done - there was no way to know I'd make it - it could have easily killed him Drew and knocked down 8 10" plates in 3.27 seconds with a handgun at 20 yards in competition Made a clean 1-shot kill on a 100 lb doe at 537 yards Once fed a cat 2 cans of tuna with Exlax and locked it in a guys (wronged me) car overnight Reduced a sociology professor to tears in front of the class in a debate Once ate a considerable amount of raw antelope meat - bad situation - desparate measures Slapped a wild deer on the butt - she got so close to me (bow hunting) I was literally able to touch her Had 4 kids in a little over 7 years - all single births with the same good woman Once jumped a 1977 Chevette a measured 68 feet - lots of kids hit a particular set of RR tracks way too fast to catch air - our record scrape in the road (where we landed) stood until they redid the road to discourage this particular activity Have shaved a girl bald when she passed out - the biyatch Stripped a couple of nerds naked (boy and girl) that were drinking and flirting at a party before they passed out. Put them in a bed together and watched the fireworks when they woke up. You do dumb things like that at parties when you don't drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I put a cat in a microwave and turned it on... fun times. The cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Not much .... I have lead a fairly pedistrian life compared to the exploits that have been listed here. I have shot a wide variety of fire arms (including an AR14) and killed a wide variety of animals, but I'm sure plenty of Huddlers can make that claim. I've had sex in a variety of locations, but none so unusual as to be unique. I had a motorcycle accident in college that required 22 stiches in the knee, but again I'm sure there are others here that can claim worse. After one high school party we got shot at by a girl's upset father and almost rolled our truck in our escape. The one thing that I have done that I know no other Huddler has done is waaaaaaay to personal to share here ... only 7 people know what it was and I can't imagine anybody else every finding out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Had a threesome with my wife and her best friend. It's supposed to be things us other Huddlers haven't done duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Honeymooned in Hope, Arkansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I used to bite the heads from like bluegill and was paid in ngk spark plugs for my dirt bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Played a live show in NY at the CMJ festival...that was the best week ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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