Puddy Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Second year I've been invited to her Christmas party. Trying to figure out what to bring. Last year I decided on a port based on some suggestions in the Food & Beverage forum. Any suggestions outside of wine that would be appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I suggest you get RIPPIN' drunk while there. Are you the violent type? Or do you get kissy? Either way, let us know how it goes. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Second year I've been invited to her Christmas party. Trying to figure out what to bring. Last year I decided on a port based on some suggestions in the Food & Beverage forum. Any suggestions outside of wine that would be appropriate. If you're really really trying to impress... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 If you're really really trying to impress... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 I suggest you get RIPPIN' drunk while there. Are you the violent type? Or do you get kissy? Either way, let us know how it goes. . . Well I did that last year. Kicked the chit out of her husband and banged the hired help, Rosita. That's old hat now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Well I did that last year. Kicked the chit out of her husband and banged the hired help, Rosita. That's old hat now. And you got invited back this year? Wow. . you got a hip boss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 And you got invited back this year? Wow. . you got a hip boss! And he gave the thumbs up earlier to the "I brought the sausage!" basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 if she's jewish, check muck's thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 if you need i can lend you this : party time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Triple A membership? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 And he gave the thumbs up earlier to the "I brought the sausage!" basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Well I did that last year. Kicked the chit out of her husband and banged the hired help, Rosita. That's old hat now. This year just mix it up some and kick the chit out of the hired help and bang her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I can't imagine how exciting your accountant parties are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 This year just mix it up some and kick the chit out of the hired help and bang her husband... fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 You can't go wrong with booze. Why you'd bring anything else is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 You can't go wrong with booze. Why you'd bring anything else is beyond me. Haven't ruled it out. Just trying to see if there are other options. Based on the responses so far, obviously not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Why not give her one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Gourmet coffee basket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 All women love chocolates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Chocolate (or Cinnamon) Babka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 A nice pair of Dickies® overalls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 A nice pair of Dickies® overalls... Doesn't that bring the whole sizing issue into play? With the rhino poop, you just go big and you're all set. +1 on the rhino poop. Easy, memorable ... Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Are you bringing something to add to the party, a house gift, a holiday gift...? It's not like the thread from last year where you freaked out about going to the boss' house is emblazoned on all of our memories What are you trying to accomplish with the gift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Doesn't that bring the whole sizing issue into play? It brings to the effect that Puddy works for Carhardt, a competitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 It brings to the effect that Puddy works for Carhardt, a competitor. Aaaaah. I should pay closer attention. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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