keggerz Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 (edited) Today we are having SANTA PAWS (our bear mascot dressed in a santa suit)at our store....my wife is actually dressed in the costume standing out front right now waiving to people and cars as they pass by....i am standing there when an OLDER couple (50's) walk by and i hear the lady say to "SANTA PAWS": GET A REAL JOB....i was like W..T..F(i was like 3 steps in the store...so i walked out to ask my wife if she said what i thought she said...and she confirmed that she did.....i turned and walked after them and said excuse me....asked them if they actually said what I thought they said and the lady said...Yes, but i was just joking....i said...THATS NICE, shook my head and walked away...the sad part is the MF'ers were going into the door that goes to offices above our store...i swear to god i wanted to beat Holiday Cheer into her rude F'n ass Edited December 22, 2007 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 ....my wife is actually dressed in the costume standing out front right now Hawt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 (edited) My wife and I don't go into public while we are in our "costumes". Oh, and on a swerious note - Keggerz - rise above it man, don't let them bring you down. Let it be an experience that motivates you in a positive way. Edited December 22, 2007 by Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 That khunt is a miserable, lonely emtpy shell of a human being. Realize how sad and pathetic her life is, crack open a beer, and be happy you are fulfilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 That khunt is a miserable, lonely emtpy shell of a human being. Realize how sad and pathetic her life is, crack open a beer, and be happy you are fulfilled. I am 100% with H8 on this one. Although it might have been good if you had actually said to the woman: "Hey, khunt, you are a miserable, lonely empty shell of a human being... I'm just joking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 "this isn't my job. i just do this to bring cheer to those around me..... and gfy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If I were you I would have dropped my drawers and told her to suck my snowballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 "I am the owner of this company, which gives me a great excuse to wear this costume. You, on the other hand, are a twat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Stop being so bitter and hating life blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I am 100% with H8 on this one. Although it might have been good if you had actually said to the woman: "Hey, khunt, you are a miserable, lonely empty shell of a human being... I'm just joking." :irishwink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Hawt. That's the part I couldn't get past either...Keg, you made your wife wear a bear costume in fron of the store? Isn't that what low wage employees are for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 That's the part I couldn't get past either...Keg, you made your wife wear a bear costume in fron of the store? Isn't that what low wage employees are for? we took turns, she wanted to do it and its actually pretty fun seeing how people wave like crazy and how it makes the little ones smile. as for ursa it would figure he would find BEAR FUR HAWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 as for ursa it would figure he would find BEAR FUR HAWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Keg, you're a much better person than me. I wouldn't have been able to maintain my cool and that lady and her husband would each have a shoe permanently lodge up their ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I woulda told 'em that I owned the company and in an effort to help out the business, my wife asked to wear the bear costume. Honestly, you should go back and apologize to her. And, if you don't, it only confirms you are a complete jackass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 please send pictures of you and the Misses in the Bear costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 So why shouldn't your wife get a real job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 It's fun to beat the crap out of old people. Most times they can't outrun ya. You should've. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 People like that I laugh at. No reason I should get my undies in a bunch over someone that obviously hasn't been laid in several years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 It's fun to beat the crap out of old people. Most times they can't outrun ya. You should've. My cane doubles as a vibrator so you better be careful. And the "lady" obviously was just jealous of the sensuous and titulating display of raw animal power your bride was exhibiting. Be thankful you can have the pleasure of knowing you're a bigger person by respecting all people dressed in animal costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 My wife and I don't go into public while we are in our "costumes". Oh, and on a swerious note - Keggerz - rise above it man, don't let them bring you down. Let it be an experience that motivates you in a positive way. Is this something Bill Swerski made up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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